Crocodile Kills Pastor During Mass Baptisms

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Crocodile Kills Pastor During Mass Baptisms

Postby SEG » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:22 pm

I wonder how many of his flock became instant atheists after this tragic event? Crocodile Kills Pastor
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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:30 pm

Well.................. I dunno. Way before I would wonder about the Grace of God re alligator attacks, I would question why I was born in Africa?

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Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:20 am

I bet a few of the attendees came really close to holiness and walking on water...
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Postby Gord » Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:48 am

Probably one of those ungodly crocodiles.
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Re: Crocodile Kills Pastor During Mass Baptisms

Postby Matthew Ellard » Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:54 am

Gord wrote:Probably one of those ungodly crocodiles.


The pastor was Protestant. I'm pretty sure the crocodile was Catholic. It felt guilty all the time. :D

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Postby Aztexan » Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:12 am

What a crocoshit
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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:22 am

You know................once while transiting Ethiopia, I was invited to go on a field trip to observe parrots. I declined as having drank too much at the Haile Selassie Bar at the Hilton Hotel. Nothing bad happened, but it was reported a month later that a tourist who would have been much like myself only much more alert and nimble, was taken at the rivers edge by a crock.

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Postby Aztexan » Sun Jun 10, 2018 5:59 pm

My daddy always told me, he said, "Boy! Always check for beehives before you go stickin your pecker in a knothole" and to this day I've never been eaten by a croc but I have had my pecker stung 4 times in my lifetime.
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Re: Crocodile Kills Pastor During Mass Baptisms

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:10 pm

bobbo_the_Pragmatist wrote:You know................once while transiting Ethiopia, I was invited to go on a field trip to observe parrots. I declined as having drank too much at the Haile Selassie Bar at the Hilton Hotel. Nothing bad happened, but it was reported a month later that a tourist who would have been much like myself only much more alert and nimble, was taken at the rivers edge by a crock.

........................... Its why I drink. God protects me.

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:15 pm

So, they finally found a {!#%@}?
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Re: Crocodile Kills Pastor During Mass Baptisms

Postby SEG » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:05 am

It may have been a health conscious croc? After all, he ate the only one of them that was pastorised.
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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Tue Jun 12, 2018 9:16 am

Aztexan wrote:My daddy always told me, he said, "Boy! Always check for beehives before you go stickin your pecker in a knothole" and to this day I've never been eaten by a croc but I have had my pecker stung 4 times in my lifetime.

They are called "Knot Holes" for a reason. Jeebus weeps.
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Postby JO 753 » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:36 am

Am I going to Hell kuz I think this iz funny?
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Re: Crocodile Kills Pastor During Mass Baptisms

Postby SEG » Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:21 pm

JO 753 wrote:Am I going to Hell kuz I think this iz funny?

Nah, this is one for the Darwin Awards, Jo
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