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Post by Jeffk 1970 » Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:44 pm

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Jeffk 1970 wrote:I agree with you on Woody Allen, my dad thought he was hysterical but once you've seen one of his movies that's pretty much the plot for all.


. . . and the jokes.


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Post by ahhell » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:10 pm

Totally makes sense to like any one of his comedies, its just that they're all the same comedy. The first one you see is funny, the second ok, the third cliche'd crap. My criticism of Allen is the bitterness of a former fan.

Al though EYAWTAS, is a bit different in that its a sketch comedy movie rather than a single plot.

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Post by Jeffk 1970 » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:14 pm

ahhell wrote:Totally makes sense to like any one of his comedies, its just that they're all the same comedy. The first one you see is funny, the second ok, the third cliche'd crap. My criticism of Allen is the bitterness of a former fan.

Al though EYAWTAS, is a bit different in that its a sketch comedy movie rather than a single plot.


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Post by JO 753 » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:02 pm

Good to see that Prometheus iz finally vindicated sins nobody mentioned it in this thred. :)
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Post by Jeffk 1970 » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:09 pm

JO 753 wrote:Good to see that Prometheus iz finally vindicated sins nobody mentioned it in this thred. :)


I didn't think it was terrible, just a let down after waiting so long for Ridley Scott to get us back to the Alien Universe.

I think Scott realized this, hence Alien: Covenant.
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Post by Matthew Ellard » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:50 pm

Jeffk 1970 wrote:I agree with you on Woody Allen, my dad thought he was hysterical but once you've seen one of his movies that's pretty much the plot for all.


I love Get Smart and every episode of Get Smart seems to a a compilation of the same twenty jokes. ( I love the "cone of silence".) :D
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I think, (but I don't know) that Woody Allen has financial considerations. When he was popular he could make big budget piss takes, like "Love and Death" on Tolstoy. Nowadays, he has to make cheaper profitable films for the art-house circuit. Therefore I imagine he does make old style popular Woody Allen films with the older gags, to gain investors.

I think his best recent film was about a skeptical magician (a "James Randi") debunking woosters in the 1930's. I had more twists and turns than Hitchcock.

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I'd never bag on "Get Smart."

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Post by jane21august » Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:49 am

Cattive ragazze (Bad Girls) (1992)
Striptease (1996)
The Avengers (1998)
Titanic: The Legend Goes On (2000)
Gigli (2003)
Catwoman (2004)
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Catwomen 2003

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I like Stripteaze. Burt Reynoldz iz halarious in it!
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Post by JO 753 » Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:22 pm

Godzilla vs every other monster + martianz and spase men?! THat look GREAT! But wherez Dracula?
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Whatever movie that is, I like it.
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Post by bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:35 am

Just about every movie available on free YouTube. There are a few standard good ones, most recently the one where Bradley Cooper gets real smart by taking a pill, but thats about it. The rest look like first film efforts by people who could not get into film school... What is still admirable is that the lighting and sound is still very good. Rare for even pure shlock not to have those two elements nailed. ..................... I have even learned not to watch the whole film hoping it would get better: they don't.
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