Where are the aliens?

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Jeffk 1970 » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:46 pm

ROTFL
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Matthew Ellard » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:55 pm

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:10 am

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Poodle » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:31 am

scrmbldggs wrote:Behind the Moon, soon.


I have someone in mind for one of those seats (sorry if I've guessed correctly and given the game away, Richard).

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Poodle » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:58 pm

There were only repeats on TV, so I came on here and re-read this thread. It was quite funny, but now I can't read it again for at least another year to give myself a chance to forget the ending.
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Jeffk 1970 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:36 pm

Yep, been awhile since I have a notification from this topic. I guess crazy in the White House sucked up the normal crazy.
A joke going around Moscow during The Great Terror:

The NKVD knocks on a door.
The inhabitants ask who it is.
“NKVD.”
“You’ve got the wrong apartment. The Communists are upstairs.”

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby gorgeous » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:24 pm

Barney Hill relives his abduction terror... https://youtu.be/5o1TePwNcjU
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Io » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:18 am

I wasn't around for the beginning of this thread. Can someone summarise it? Did we find out where the aliens were?
My guess is they're somewhere else, hence the name.

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Jeffk 1970 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:54 am

They all left when Trump got elected.
A joke going around Moscow during The Great Terror:

The NKVD knocks on a door.
The inhabitants ask who it is.
“NKVD.”
“You’ve got the wrong apartment. The Communists are upstairs.”

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:06 am

Jeffk 1970 wrote:They all left when Trump got elected.


Making Earth great again! ;)
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:33 am

We have lots of alien children in dog runs.
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Jeffk 1970 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:37 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:We have lots of alien children in dog runs.


Yes, apparently that’s what makes #MAGA.
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The NKVD knocks on a door.
The inhabitants ask who it is.
“NKVD.”
“You’ve got the wrong apartment. The Communists are upstairs.”

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:00 am

Jeffk 1970 wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:We have lots of alien children in dog runs.


Yes, apparently that’s what makes #MAGA.

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Jeffk 1970 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:50 pm

LOL, yes.
A joke going around Moscow during The Great Terror:

The NKVD knocks on a door.
The inhabitants ask who it is.
“NKVD.”
“You’ve got the wrong apartment. The Communists are upstairs.”

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Gord » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:48 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Jeffk 1970 wrote:They all left when Trump got elected.

Making Earth great again! ;)

Trump in a MEGA hat would make a lot more sense than #MAGA.
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby OlegTheBatty » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:57 pm

They left to Make Aliens Great Again. They decided it formed a better acronym than the previous Make Vogons Grate Again.
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Io » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:56 am

I'd liked the use of MVGA but had imagined a very different word for the V. Now I'm disappointed.

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Jeffk 1970 » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:59 am

I made this one up in honor of the bloated orange manatee:
#WMAS
Trump is What Makes America Suck.
A joke going around Moscow during The Great Terror:

The NKVD knocks on a door.
The inhabitants ask who it is.
“NKVD.”
“You’ve got the wrong apartment. The Communists are upstairs.”

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Postby Gord » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:53 am

The reason no one can ever find any actual aliens is because the wall is keeping them out.
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"Imagine an ennobling of what could be" -- the New Age BS Generator site
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