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You want small latte and a blow job?

Post by Flash » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:13 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3897418/Swiss-coffee-shop-use-ROBOTS-customers-oral-sex-drink.html

Swiss coffee shop will use ROBOTS to give customers oral sex while they have a drink
Cafe is set to open in Geneva where customers can also receive oral sex
They were planning on using real-life prostitutes in the new coffee shop
But now they are considering replacing them with £2,000 sex robots


So the coffee will be served by a human and sex will be done (administered, conducted, dispensed) by a machine.

Just like with pizza the North Americans will do it their own way; the coffee will be served by a machine and sex...

The good old fashion blend of coffee and sex.
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Post by Gord » Wed Nov 02, 2016 11:48 pm

If it's oral sex from a machine, I hope no one ever leaves behind a tip.
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Post by scrmbldggs » Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:03 am

Aren't they worried about all that spilled hot coffee?
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Re: You want small latte and a blow job?

Post by Flash » Thu Nov 03, 2016 5:22 am

No, as long as it doesn't have sugar.
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Re: You want small latte and a blow job?

Post by ElectricMonk » Thu Nov 03, 2016 6:12 am

In general, fine by me - I try to avoid eye contact in Coffee shop anyway .

But the main question will of course be customer satisfaction: how good is the coffee?

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Post by TJrandom » Thu Nov 03, 2016 6:15 am

Someone will choke on the coffee.... :roll:

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Post by digress » Thu Dec 22, 2016 6:08 am

The outlet, which is due to be up and running in Geneva by the end of the year, was due to see men order a coffee before choosing their prostitute on an iPad.


a warm bagel isn't enough?

Patrons would pay more than £40 for the hot drink and sex act, according to the firm Facegirl, which is modelling the idea on similar establishments in Thailand.


oral sex robots in switzerland inspired by the real thing in thailand. stay classy world
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:44 am

Will the machines be "gendered"? Or is it "any port in a storm"?
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Re: You want small latte and a blow job?

Post by Flash » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:46 am

So Thailand has these machines. Now Switzerland will have it. Pretty soon, Paris, Monte Carlo and maybe Vatican will have them.
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Post by OlegTheBatty » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:53 pm

Flash wrote:So Thailand has these machines. Now Switzerland will have it. Pretty soon, Paris, Monte Carlo and maybe Vatican will have them.
I feel like progress is leaving us behind.

The Vatican has always had them, but they used to call them courtesans.
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Post by bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Wed Dec 28, 2016 9:04 pm

Virtual Reality with the right add on is looking pretty good.
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