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American Ninja Warrior

Post by JO 753 » Tue Aug 28, 2018 1:51 pm

I luv this show!

This clip iz from a few weeks ago. Jessie Graff haz been competing for yirz and iz amongst the royalty uv the sport. Here, she won a plase in the finalz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDVbXJkYCHA

Last nite wuz the 1st episode uv the Vegas finalz. Not only wuz she not in it, there wuz no mention wutsoever about her. They tokt alot about next week's contestants, especially the wimin, but zilch about her. I think sum sort uv legal dispute haz arrizen.

She iz a professional stunt woman in Hollywood, so maybe wun uv the slimy snake entertainment lawyerz there convinsed her to renegotiate her contract with the Ninja show.
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Post by JO 753 » Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:16 pm

The Australian version uv the course iz substantially eazier than Americaz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heDRGRc-5hw

I notist that the anounserz uze metric and english measure units. iz this common in Australia?

On the 2nd finalz show on Monday Jesse Graff explained that she wuznt competing kuz she'z working on Wonder Woman 2. I imajin they got so many inquireez that they desided they needed to say sumthing to keep from loozing too many fanz.
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Post by Gord » Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:43 am

JO 753 wrote:I notist that the anounserz uze metric and english measure units. iz this common in Australia?
It's pretty common everywhere except the US.
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Re: American Ninja Warrior

Post by Matthew Ellard » Fri Sep 07, 2018 5:47 am

JO 753 wrote:I notist that the anounserz uze metric and english measure units. iz this common in Australia?
We only use metric in Australia. Most young Australians do not know what a pound or gallon is.

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Post by Austin Harper » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:26 pm

Mental Floss wrote:
At this time, only three countries—Burma, Liberia, and the US—have not adopted the International System of Units (SI, or metric system) as their official system of weights and measures. We should point out that even these three countries do use elements of the metric system. And Burma's (Myanmar's) Deputy Minister for Commerce says his country is taking steps to adopt it officially.
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Post by JO 753 » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:28 pm

I think you are both attempting to mislead in support uv a hidden ajenda.
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Post by JO 753 » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:32 pm

i see and hear english measurez in Canadian, British & Australian stuff. The abuv clip iz a good example.

Official adoption by the gubment alwayz jenerates rebellion.
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Post by Poodle » Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:55 pm

JO 753 wrote:i see and hear english measurez in Canadian, British & Australian stuff. The abuv clip iz a good example.

Official adoption by the gubment alwayz jenerates rebellion.
Imperial measures, if you don't mind, young whippersnapper!

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Post by JO 753 » Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:54 pm

This haz nothing to do with Star Warz!
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Re: American Ninja Warrior

Post by landrew » Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:19 pm

JO 753 wrote:This haz nothing to do with Star Warz!
Star Trek used kilometers as I recall, but Star Wars is just too far in the future, I suppose.
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Re: American Ninja Warrior

Post by JO 753 » Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:21 pm

landrew wrote:
JO 753 wrote:This haz nothing to do with Star Warz!
Star Trek used kilometers as I recall, but Star Wars is just too far in the future, I suppose.
You will be laffed off the planet.

First there will be a few gaffawz from current memberz. Then a trickle uv new memberz will join just to post :lol: in respons. The trickle will increase like a crack in a dam, and Pyrrho will be forst to halt all new membership requests.

It will be too late by then to stop the momentum. Your post will be quoted in thouzandz uv Star Warz fan forumz, on Twitter, Fasebook, Assbook, 4Chan, etc.

Then there will be a rumbling wave, like distant thunder, only it will be everywhere. It will stedily increase, rejistering on siezmografs. Sientists will at first offer tectonic plate activity az the explanation, but then sumwun, probably an aspiring yung PhD jenius will realize the pattern iz perfectly interpretted az a laff. Simply playing the siezmic data thru a sound system at 5x speed will prove it.

Finally, the accumulating forse wave will srkl the Earth, ending up directly beneath your house, launching you at 30,000 mph into spase.
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Re: American Ninja Warrior

Post by landrew » Fri Sep 07, 2018 10:37 pm

JO 753 wrote:
landrew wrote:
JO 753 wrote:This haz nothing to do with Star Warz!
Star Trek used kilometers as I recall, but Star Wars is just too far in the future, I suppose.
You will be laffed off the planet.

First there will be a few gaffawz from current memberz. Then a trickle uv new memberz will join just to post :lol: in respons. The trickle will increase like a crack in a dam, and Pyrrho will be forst to halt all new membership requests.

It will be too late by then to stop the momentum. Your post will be quoted in thouzandz uv Star Warz fan forumz, on Twitter, Fasebook, Assbook, 4Chan, etc.

Then there will be a rumbling wave, like distant thunder, only it will be everywhere. It will stedily increase, rejistering on siezmografs. Sientists will at first offer tectonic plate activity az the explanation, but then sumwun, probably an aspiring yung PhD jenius will realize the pattern iz perfectly interpretted az a laff. Simply playing the siezmic data thru a sound system at 5x speed will prove it.

Finally, the accumulating forse wave will srkl the Earth, ending up directly beneath your house, launching you at 30,000 mph into spase.
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Post by JO 753 » Sat Sep 08, 2018 6:10 am

No suprize. "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...". You literally dont no the first thing!
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Re: American Ninja Warrior

Post by HenryJr » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:20 am

I love this show, some of the female ninja warriors are amazing. My personal favorite is Muckelroy. In men i like Joe Moravsky.

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Post by JO 753 » Sat Nov 10, 2018 4:01 am

I'm addicted. I vizited a Ninja jim a few weeks ago. Didnt do any obstaclez kuz there wuz a kidz b-day party occupying the plase.

I just watched Joe do a 100 chinup challenj on Youtube. I recall the name Muckelroy, but not her runz.
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Re: American Ninja Warrior

Post by JO 753 » Sat Nov 10, 2018 4:21 am

Rocket Dollard haz a fun seriez on Youtube: Ninja Quickie
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Re: American Ninja Warrior

Post by HenryJr » Mon Nov 12, 2018 7:16 am

The reason i start watching this show is my mom, she really likes these amazing athletes and also urge me to do so and stop been a couch potato :D

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Post by JO 753 » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:44 pm

The oppozit situation here!

I got my mom to woc it in hopes uv inspiring her to exersize.
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