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The Loch Ness Monster

Postby Austin Harper » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:32 pm

Ok, this isn't quite news, but this seems like the best place to put this. In today's Dinosaur Comic, T-Rex discusses his theory of the Loch Ness Monster.
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Re: The Loch Ness Monster

Postby Monster » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:15 pm

You are a gentleman, sir.

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Re: The Loch Ness Monster

Postby GrahD » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:28 pm

It seems that Creationists are now putting Nessie into their textbooks as a disproof of Evolution.

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Re: The Loch Ness Monster

Postby Gord » Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:26 am

GrahD wrote:It seems that Creationists are now putting Nessie into their textbooks as a disproof of Evolution.

Yes, we've briefly discussed this in another thread, here: viewtopic.php?f=33&t=18365
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Re: The Loch Ness Monster

Postby Major Malfunction » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:54 am

Sonic beams and awkward low twos!!
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Re: The Loch Ness Monster

Postby Nessie » Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:23 pm

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Re: The Loch Ness Monster

Postby PennyDotson » Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:34 pm

Has anyone been to Scotland? Beautiful country there...

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Re: The Loch Ness Monster

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:49 pm

PennyDotson wrote:Has anyone been to Scotland? Beautiful country there...

Been as far as St. Andrews once or twice.
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Re: The Loch Ness Monster

Postby Gord » Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:14 am

PennyDotson wrote:Has anyone been to Scotland? Beautiful country there...

I had a dream I was there once.

Or, as some might say, "I traveled there out of body once". Image
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Re: The Loch Ness Monster

Postby iwh » Tue May 23, 2017 1:12 pm

I went to Loch Ness a few years ago. No monsters around on that day....

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Re: The Loch Ness Monster

Postby Major Malfunction » Tue May 23, 2017 3:02 pm

Would've been nicer before they chopped-down all the trees and started wearing skirts with no underpants.
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