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I have seen the future.

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:29 pm

In the future we will have tombstones that are connected to the internet so people can visit their deceased family and friends and listen to the dear departed's videos. These will be interrupted by Google Ads.
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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby Poodle » Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:42 pm

Hell, don't stop there. How about CCTV with a coin-operated light? Inside.

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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby Aztexan » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:25 pm

Install a windmill over the wife's grave and hook it up to her corpse because hubby's actions after she's gone will surely make her spin. You could power entire city blocks for days.
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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jan 27, 2018 5:56 pm

Aztexan wrote:Install a windmill over the wife's grave and hook it up to her corpse because hubby's actions after she's gone will surely make her spin. You could power entire city blocks for days.

General sir, sometimes ya'll worry me.
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Postby Aztexan » Sat Jan 27, 2018 6:07 pm

Didja hear bout the guy who wanted to be buried with his ass sticking out of the ground so's his friends can have a place to park their bikes when they come visit?
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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby gorgeous » Sat Jan 27, 2018 6:55 pm

the future is you reincarnating until you understand your multi-dimensional existence...then you leave the Earth for other dimensions....and so on ...and so on...
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Postby Aztexan » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:57 pm

The roaming charges would be outrageous
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Postby OlegTheBatty » Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:02 pm

Yeah, they'd be out of this world!
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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby TJrandom » Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:47 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:In the future we will have tombstones that are connected to the internet so people can visit their deceased family and friends and listen to the dear departed's videos. These will be interrupted by Google Ads.


We already have this... Not sure of the ads. :o

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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:09 am

TJrandom wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:In the future we will have tombstones that are connected to the internet so people can visit their deceased family and friends and listen to the dear departed's videos. These will be interrupted by Google Ads.


We already have this... Not sure of the ads. :o

https://cemetery.org
The OP mentioned Google Ads.
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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby Gord » Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:53 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Aztexan wrote:Install a windmill over the wife's grave and hook it up to her corpse because hubby's actions after she's gone will surely make her spin. You could power entire city blocks for days.

General sir, sometimes ya'll worry me.

Yes, why would it be a windmill? Windmills are turned by the wind. If the wife is already spinning, you wouldn't need a windmill. The only reason you'd need the windmill is to make the wife spin, in which case her hubby's actions wouldn't enter into the equation.

Assuming you're trying to generate power from the spinning of the wife, you just need an alternator: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternator
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Postby Aztexan » Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:41 am

In the realm of the infinite consciousness, the wife is one with the windmill after she sheds her earthly vessel and returns to her home that is overflowing with nothingness. Because you can't see it means you are asleep. Why won't you wake up?
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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby Gord » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:16 am

Have you ever read the story Ubik by Phil Dick? Er, I mean, Philip K. Dick. Don't google for "Phil Dick".

This: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubik

It involves a concept call "half-life", which is "a form of cryonic suspension that allows the deceased limited consciousness and ability to communicate".
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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby TJrandom » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:56 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:In the future we will have tombstones that are connected to the internet so people can visit their deceased family and friends and listen to the dear departed's videos. These will be interrupted by Google Ads.


We already have this... Not sure of the ads. :o

https://cemetery.org
The OP mentioned Google Ads.


What? So no tombstones because Google won`t exist? I see a better future... ya know, fall forward, not backward. ;)

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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jan 28, 2018 10:40 am

TJrandom wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:In the future we will have tombstones that are connected to the internet so people can visit their deceased family and friends and listen to the dear departed's videos. These will be interrupted by Google Ads.


We already have this... Not sure of the ads. :o

https://cemetery.org
The OP mentioned Google Ads.


What? So no tombstones because Google won`t exist? I see a better future... ya know, fall forward, not backward. ;)

When God lost the war in Heaven he fell and Satan assumed his attributes.

The changeover was pretty transparent.
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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby TJrandom » Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:20 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:In the future we will have tombstones that are connected to the internet so people can visit their deceased family and friends and listen to the dear departed's videos. These will be interrupted by Google Ads.


We already have this... Not sure of the ads. :o

https://cemetery.org
The OP mentioned Google Ads.


What? So no tombstones because Google won`t exist? I see a better future... ya know, fall forward, not backward. ;)

When God lost the war in Heaven he fell and Satan assumed his attributes.

The changeover was pretty transparent.


Ya see? Better already - only one assh+*> to contend with.

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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:25 pm

Well, the new god did sublet some space to the old one, who set up a theme park...
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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby karen_bubblegum » Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:13 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:In the future we will have tombstones that are connected to the internet so people can visit their deceased family and friends and listen to the dear departed's videos. These will be interrupted by Google Ads.


One day you'll look back at this comment and go "I've created a monster!"
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Re: I have seen the future.

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:25 pm

karen_bubblegum wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:In the future we will have tombstones that are connected to the internet so people can visit their deceased family and friends and listen to the dear departed's videos. These will be interrupted by Google Ads.


One day you'll look back at this comment and go "I've created a monster!"

It already walks... None of my doing, I don't watch TV with commercials.
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