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Re: Was it you?

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:36 pm
by Gord
Yeah, cats are evil....

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:03 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
Gord wrote:Yeah, cats are evil....

Only if you're a pussy.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:13 am
by Gord
http://wfla.com/2017/12/04/unqualified- ... onference/

"Unqualified ASL poser with criminal past dupes police at Seminole Heights killer news conference"

Bizarre things happen in Florida.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:20 am
by TJrandom
... man arrested for forcibly tattooing his initials into the butt of a maid cafe employee


Was it you?

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:36 am
by Gawdzilla Sama
いいえ、私は人をニードするのが好きではありません。
Īe, watashi wa hito o nīdo suru no ga sukide wa arimasen.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:43 pm
by TJrandom
Yes, but he did it five times - not just twice. So I suspect it was you.... :lol:

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:24 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:29 pm
by scrmbldggs
I hope you're not waiting for a response. :-P

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:51 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
scrmbldggs wrote:I hope you're not waiting for a response. :-P

They couldn't find any poultry in the apartment, so they ruled out fowl play

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:29 pm
by scrmbldggs
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:I hope you're not waiting for a response. :-P

They couldn't find any poultry in the apartment, so they ruled out fowl play

But did they look in the toilet tank. There might be something fishy in there...

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:30 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
scrmbldggs wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:I hope you're not waiting for a response. :-P

They couldn't find any poultry in the apartment, so they ruled out fowl play

But did they look in the toilet tank. There might be something fishy in there...

I'd suggest they look in the big bag on the floor.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:33 am
by TJrandom
Why anyone would lock themselves in a bag escapes me.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:30 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
Aggressive wild turkeys in Rocky River interfere with mail delivery

Wild Turkey is a leader in the Making Poor Decisions School of Sith University.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:38 pm
by TJrandom
Wow! I think I would be having some `road kill` if I lived in that area.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:49 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
TJrandom wrote:Wow! I think I would be having some `road kill` if I lived in that area.

When I was handling auto claims for State Farm I had a fatality involving a wild turkey. Young man blowing down I-69 (Look it up!) and took a turkey in the windshield, on the passenger side. GF ate it. Literally.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:18 pm
by TJrandom
I suspect my road kills would be accomplished with buckshot.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:45 pm
by OlegTheBatty
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:I hope you're not waiting for a response. :-P

They couldn't find any poultry in the apartment, so they ruled out fowl play

But did they look in the toilet tank. There might be something fishy in there...

I'd suggest they look in the big bag on the floor.

Opening it raised a big stink.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:15 am
by Matthew Ellard
TJrandom wrote:Why anyone would lock themselves in a bag escapes me.

Why not? As far as that Mi6 person was concerned, the case he was working on, was closed. :D

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 1:54 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
There's a whole subgroup of sex kinks where people insert themselves into hamsterball bubbles (human size, of course). And one where people have sex exclusively with chocolate cakes. AND if you happen to see the sign Norwegian Cruise Lines had to put up advising people that their pizza bar food was for eating, not having sex with...

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:40 pm
by scrmbldggs
That's some hot stuff.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:43 pm
by TJrandom
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:There's a whole subgroup of sex kinks where people insert themselves into hamsterball bubbles (human size, of course). And one where people have sex exclusively with chocolate cakes. AND if you happen to see the sign Norwegian Cruise Lines had to put up advising people that their pizza bar food was for eating, not having sex with...


I think I would be concerned about why you would know this... :lol:

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:57 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
TJrandom wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:There's a whole subgroup of sex kinks where people insert themselves into hamsterball bubbles (human size, of course). And one where people have sex exclusively with chocolate cakes. AND if you happen to see the sign Norwegian Cruise Lines had to put up advising people that their pizza bar food was for eating, not having sex with...


I think I would be concerned about why you would know this... :lol:

Abnormal psych classes at Purdue. I did a study of the more ... interesting Nazis in the Third Reich. (Suggested by my prof., a German-born guy who taught "Hitler and the Holocaust" class.)

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:59 pm
by scrmbldggs
Methinks it' HuffPo. :-P


Was it you?

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:12 pm
by TJrandom
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:There's a whole subgroup of sex kinks where people insert themselves into hamsterball bubbles (human size, of course). And one where people have sex exclusively with chocolate cakes. AND if you happen to see the sign Norwegian Cruise Lines had to put up advising people that their pizza bar food was for eating, not having sex with...


I think I would be concerned about why you would know this... :lol:

Abnormal psych classes at Purdue. I did a study of the more ... interesting Nazis in the Third Reich. (Suggested by my prof., a German-born guy who taught "Hitler and the Holocaust" class.)



Oooh, looks like I hit a nerve... pics? :mrgreen:

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:46 pm
by OlegTheBatty
scrmbldggs wrote:Methinks it' HuffPo. :-P


Was it you?


The perp sounds crotchety.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:05 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
TJrandom wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:There's a whole subgroup of sex kinks where people insert themselves into hamsterball bubbles (human size, of course). And one where people have sex exclusively with chocolate cakes. AND if you happen to see the sign Norwegian Cruise Lines had to put up advising people that their pizza bar food was for eating, not having sex with...


I think I would be concerned about why you would know this... :lol:

Abnormal psych classes at Purdue. I did a study of the more ... interesting Nazis in the Third Reich. (Suggested by my prof., a German-born guy who taught "Hitler and the Holocaust" class.)



Oooh, looks like I hit a nerve... pics? :mrgreen:

Nerve? Not at all. Remember, I spent 20 years in the Navy and 14 at Purdue, so I've seen {!#%@}.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:37 am
by Gord

...At the coroner's inquest, two experts tried 400 times to lock themselves into the 32in by 19in holdall without success, with one remarking that even Harry Houdini "would have struggled" to squeeze himself inside. But days after the inquest, footage emerged of a retired army sergeant climbing into the bag and locking it from the inside....

At what?

Jeez, how do two people do anything 400 times? I do not believe it!

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:02 pm
by TJrandom
20-year-old man faces charges over using flamethrower in park


Was it you?

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:02 am
by Gawdzilla Sama
TJrandom wrote:
20-year-old man faces charges over using flamethrower in park


Was it you?

I was stationed at the Navy base in Yokosuka, '81-83. We didn't have cool toys like that, just nuclear weapons.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:25 am
by Gord
TJrandom wrote:
20-year-old man faces charges over using flamethrower in park


Was it you?

...The flame-emitting weapon is 50 cms long and when the trigger is pulled, is capable of setting objects alight at a range of two meters....

Two meters? That's shorter range than you get from using a lighter and a can of professional car cleaner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2sC29_XR88

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:42 am
by TJrandom
Concept prototype... the requirements were for 2km...

Yikes... sumbudy thinks this is Popular Mechanics...

:mrgreen:

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:07 pm
by scrmbldggs
"Authorities say a grenade launcher, loaded with a live grenade, was left with other donated items at a Florida Goodwill store."


Was you an authority?

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:24 pm
by OlegTheBatty
No mention of removing the 'grenade' from the hazmat unit. I wonder if they are still waiting for it to detonate?

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:27 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
OlegTheBatty wrote:No mention of removing the 'grenade' from the hazmat unit. I wonder if they are still waiting for it to detonate?

The ones I know of keep a "this is not serious" wall with examples of mistaken identification on it. The lesson here is that even if you recognize it as "not the real thing" you should treat it as such until you KNOW it's safe. One casual equals one oh {!#%@}.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:54 pm
by OlegTheBatty
True, that. Given the human propensity for going to public places and shooting/bombing/stabbing everyone available, it wouldn't surprise me if some nut hid a live grenade inside an apparent toy.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:58 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
OlegTheBatty wrote:True, that. Given the human propensity for going to public places and shooting/bombing/stabbing everyone available, it wouldn't surprise me if some nut hid a live grenade inside an apparent toy.

That's one point. Another was "what if somebody manufactured real ordnance that looked like this thing?" as a legit business. They would have to be unaware that the Air Soft toy existed, but somebody always doesn't get the memo.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:37 pm
by TJrandom
Should not have spilled the beans on it being a plastics launcher - just think of the great publicity Goodwill would have obtained, with nutters exploding into their stores looking for shopping bombs.

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:49 pm
by OlegTheBatty
TJrandom wrote:Should not have spilled the beans on it being a plastics launcher - just think of the great publicity Goodwill would have obtained, with nutters exploding into their stores looking for shopping bombs.


Brings new meaning to "Mega Blow-out Sale"

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:09 pm
by TJrandom
:lol:

Re: Was it you?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:34 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
TJrandom wrote:Should not have spilled the beans on it being a plastics launcher - just think of the great publicity Goodwill would have obtained, with nutters exploding into their stores looking for shopping bombs.

They could make a movie, maybe a musical, about the crap they sell there and the occasional explosive "bargain" to be found.

They could call it "Shitty-Shitty-Bang-Bang."