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Re: Was it you?

Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:19 pm

Gord wrote:
TJrandom wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:Now you need a theme song.

What? You didn`t know?

Problematic. "Flash" was my father's nickname in high school, even though his name isn't Gordon.

Well...

(to the tune of the Spinners' "Rubberband Man")

Hand me down my onesie red
Hand me down my mask
Hurry, now, and don’t be late
‘Cause I got a righteous task
Getting dressed and going out
To save the third stone from the Sun
Guaranteed I’ll win, no doubt
So I’ll be back when I am done

Hey, y’all, prepare yourselves…
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Manitoba Man starts to jam

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Re: Was it you?

Postby Gord » Thu Aug 03, 2017 6:18 pm

Hair thieves striking fear in India


http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-40749640

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Re: Was it you?

Postby TJrandom » Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:07 pm

Hair today, gone tomorrow... and not even taken for a wig, but rather left on the floor. Self-mutilation me thinks. :oldman:

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Re: Was it you?

Postby TJrandom » Sat Aug 05, 2017 6:26 pm

A police officer dumped a plastic bag containing parts of the body of a woman in her 80s at a garbage collection point

Was it you?

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Re: Was it you?

Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Aug 05, 2017 6:45 pm

Hi, Io the lurker.

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Postby TJrandom » Sat Aug 05, 2017 6:59 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:Did they know?


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:04 am

Gord, don't look! (Shen, you neither!) :shock:


Was it chew?
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Re: Was it you?

Postby TJrandom » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:48 am

And no mention of the beer... Pizza is just not pizza, without the beer.

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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Aug 11, 2017 4:06 am

I bet they had 'Was it brew?' at the Department of Transportation office. :-P
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Re: Was it you?

Postby Austin Harper » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:39 pm

The Onion wrote:Weird, Creepy Guy Just Hanging Around Same Website All Day Long
SUNNYVALE, CA—Expressing their concern at the man’s unsettling behavior, uneasy Internet users reported Saturday that some “total creep” has just been hanging around the Entertainment Weekly website all day long. “None of us know who that weirdo is—he just showed up earlier and has been lingering around the movie reviews ever since,” said 39-year-old Elaine Dolan, one of the site’s many visitors disturbed by the constant presence of the unknown individual identified only as EZRyder56, who several sources reportedly had seen on a number of prior occasions lurking around the site at all hours. “I stopped by this morning to check out the latest Game of Thrones recap real quick and I saw him there commenting on the new It reboot. And when I came back in the afternoon, he was still right there hanging around the same thread. It gave me the creeps. Doesn’t this guy have anything better to do than just stick around here all day making everyone else uncomfortable?” At press time, sources confirmed that the creepy guy had abruptly disappeared from the website, leading many to worry that he may have followed a young female user back to her social media accounts.

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:46 pm

I don't lurk. I abuse.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:24 pm

Creepy crawlers. They're everywhere!
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Re: Was it you?

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:50 pm

I know it was you.

15 teenagers contract rabies after sexual encounters with a donkey slut.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/08 ... al-donkey/
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Re: Was it you?

Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Aug 14, 2017 4:02 pm

:laff:
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Re: Was it you?

Postby OlegTheBatty » Mon Aug 14, 2017 6:19 pm

Maybe they did, maybe they didn't.

Found nothing in PubMed on sexual transmission of rabies. If the story is not apocryphal, the vaccinations were likely precautionary.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Aug 14, 2017 7:52 pm

Today's Gallup approval rating 34/61


Was it you? :-P
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Re: Was it you?

Postby TJrandom » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:39 am

OlegTheBatty wrote:Maybe they did, maybe they didn't.

Found nothing in PubMed on sexual transmission of rabies. If the story is not apocryphal, the vaccinations were likely precautionary.


Guys or gals? Don`t you wanna know? ;)

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Re: Was it you?

Postby OlegTheBatty » Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:13 pm

Those guys may have misunderstood the phrase 'piece of ass'.
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Re: Was it you?

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:21 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:Those guys may have misunderstood the phrase 'piece of ass'.

If true the ass didn't get much peace.
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Re: Was it you?

Postby OlegTheBatty » Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:39 pm

It is probably resting in peace by now.
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Postby TJrandom » Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:55 pm

But do gals get a piece? Or do they just do an ass?

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Hi, Io the lurker.

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Postby TJrandom » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:57 pm

Over a meter long and very well made... well some of that rings true, but I just checked, and it isn`t mine. :)

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TJrandom wrote:Over a meter long and very well made... well some of that rings true, but I just checked, and it isn`t mine. :)

Well, they did say it was erected in that locations, so we skipped over you immediately.
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Re: Was it you?

Postby TJrandom » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:58 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
TJrandom wrote:Over a meter long and very well made... well some of that rings true, but I just checked, and it isn`t mine. :)

Well, they did say it was erected in that locations, so we skipped over you immediately.


Well of course, but I thought the miniscule size would have given it away. Ours are much larger, worshiped, and multi colored...

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Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:13 pm

:shock:

“Festival of the Steel Phallus.” extended. :heh:
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Postby TJrandom » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:13 pm

Dog butt holes, dog butt holes, get your dog butt holes here…

Did you eat your dog butt hole today?

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Postby TJrandom » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:05 pm

Best never to sleep in pubic…

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Disturbing video shows man pulling pubic hairs, flicking them on sleeping woman on Japanese train


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Postby TJrandom » Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:03 pm

Just when he thought it was time for a long rest, he gets the cruelest of cuts

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Postby OlegTheBatty » Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:41 pm

TJrandom wrote:Just when he thought it was time for a long rest, he gets the cruelest of cuts

Was it you?


At least they were both dead.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 24, 2017 10:28 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:
TJrandom wrote:Just when he thought it was time for a long rest, he gets the cruelest of cuts

Was it you?


At least they were both dead.

NOW they are!
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:
TJrandom wrote:Just when he thought it was time for a long rest, he gets the cruelest of cuts

Was it you?


At least they were both dead.

NOW they are!

Are you implying that living in a body bag inside a mortuary might be risky?
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:17 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:
TJrandom wrote:Just when he thought it was time for a long rest, he gets the cruelest of cuts

Was it you?


At least they were both dead.

NOW they are!

Are you implying that living in a body bag inside a mortuary might be risky?

Have you seen MIB?
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Re: Was it you?

Postby TJrandom » Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:10 am

Got drunk, went to sleep, almost awoke in the morgue, hustled off by the police for a autopsy while still a human, awoke in bardo as a bag of BBQ ready clippings. Won`t he be surprised.

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:43 pm

Meh. My mother got two KIA-BNR telegrams, seven months apart. She thought I was in Virginia.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:13 am

Well played. :-P


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