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Re: Was it you?

Postby TJrandom » Sat Mar 04, 2017 1:46 am

And then he leaked a bit....

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Postby Gord » Sat Mar 04, 2017 6:43 pm

TJrandom wrote: man’s body found one month after death in a six-ton pile of erotic magazines

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/03/03/k ... magazines/

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...Takada recalled one lonely death in Kanagawa Prefecture of a 50-year-old man whom we’ll call Joji. With lonely deaths, the deceased were often absorbed in a world of his own, centered on whatever hobby they might have. In this case, Joji was deeply enthusiastic about pornography....

"Joji?"

Wait. That name sounds.... Oh no! Is JOnumbers still alive?!! :shock:
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Re: Was it you?

Postby Upton_O_Goode » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:01 pm

Gord wrote:
TJrandom wrote: man’s body found one month after death in a six-ton pile of erotic magazines

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/03/03/k ... magazines/

Was it you?

...Takada recalled one lonely death in Kanagawa Prefecture of a 50-year-old man whom we’ll call Joji. With lonely deaths, the deceased were often absorbed in a world of his own, centered on whatever hobby they might have. In this case, Joji was deeply enthusiastic about pornography....

"Joji?"

Wait. That name sounds.... Oh no! Is JOnumbers still alive?!! :shock:


From my brief and not-very-successful study of Japanese, I seem to recall that "joji" means a love affair. The two kanji characters that make it up mean affection and activity. Put them in the other order, to get jijo, and you have a word meaning reason. TJRandom could say definitely whether this is correct. (The Japanese language is so horribly crowded with homonyms that a Latin-alphabet version of a word could mean perhaps a dozen different things. Only the kanji tells which one is actually meant.)
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Re: Was it you?

Postby TJrandom » Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:23 pm

Yes, 情事 - love affair, or liaison is pronounced Jyoji - a slight variation on Joji. With the two kanji meaning an emotion, and a thing. Is `assigning` this name the writer might have well have been thinking of his love affair with pornography.

(sorry if you cannot see the two Japanese characters on your own devices.)

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Postby Upton_O_Goode » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:28 pm

TJrandom wrote:Yes, 情事 - love affair, or liaison is pronounced Jyoji - a slight variation on Joji. With the two kanji meaning an emotion, and a thing. Is `assigning` this name the writer might have well have been thinking of his love affair with pornography.

(sorry if you cannot see the two Japanese characters on your own devices.)



Thanks, they come in very clearly on my screen. I think I remember that the kun pronunciation of the second kanji is "koto," I do remember it's the way a verb becomes a noun, such as oyogu (to swim) and oyogu-koto (swimming). Wish I had kept this up now. At one time, I could write the kanji for all 47 prefectures and locate them on a map. Bet I couldn't do half of them now.
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Postby TJrandom » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:22 pm

Yes indeed - koto, a thing. You did well - as I`d bet that half of the Japanese couldn`t write all of the prefecture names, and many couldn`t locate all of them on a map.

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:50 am

TJrandom wrote:Yes, 情事 - love affair, or liaison is pronounced Jyoji - a slight variation on Joji. With the two kanji meaning an emotion, and a thing. Is `assigning` this name the writer might have well have been thinking of his love affair with pornography.

(sorry if you cannot see the two Japanese characters on your own devices.)

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Postby scrmbldggs » Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:58 pm

Girl meets Pope. Girl steals his hat.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/22/europe/po ... index.html

Was it cold?

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Postby ElectricMonk » Thu Mar 23, 2017 6:22 am

scrmbldggs wrote:Girl meets Pope. Girl steals his hat.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/22/europe/po ... index.html

Was it cold?


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Postby TJrandom » Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:33 pm

He claimed she was a cold bitch.

Was it you?

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:37 pm

Somebody took a picture of Saturn in infrared. Was it you?

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Re: Was it you?

Postby Gord » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:00 pm

http://news10.com/2017/03/26/florida-ma ... he-street/

Florida man charged for eating pancakes in the street

Was it you? And were they tasty?
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:43 pm

That was David Cunningham and he was making banana pancakes for his kids.

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Re: Was it you?

Postby TJrandom » Thu Apr 06, 2017 7:50 am

Someone wrote a letter that was chock full of Gord baiters.

Was it you?

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Re: Was it you?

Postby Poodle » Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:53 am

They missed a whole line ...
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Re: Was it you?

Postby Gord » Fri Apr 07, 2017 1:00 am

TJrandom wrote:Someone wrote a letter that was chock full of Gord baiters.

It looks like someone took one section and replaced all the uses of "th" with "the".

That's pretty weird! :lol:
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Re: Was it you?

Postby TJrandom » Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:59 am

Word, and other editors have a replace-all feature which might have played a role. One would hope...

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:19 pm

Gord wrote:
TJrandom wrote:Someone wrote a letter that was chock full of Gord baiters.

It looks like someone took one section and replaced all the uses of "th" with "the".

That's pretty weird! :lol:

Smell checkers never make mistatkes!
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Re: Was it you?

Postby TJrandom » Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:08 pm

A national legislator and vice minister flew off to Hawaii with his mistress and got married. Trouble is, he was already married. Oh dear!

Was it you?

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Re: Was it you?

Postby Gord » Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:13 pm

http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/local- ... 6696-story

Florida Man Accused of Biting Dog

"I'm obviously not happy about it," said Jessica Wenner, the suspect's girlfriend and dog's owner.

Wenner said the dog's cage was broken when police say the animal cruelty led to a fight between the suspect and his brother, whom he also bit on the chest.

I wonder what Florida Man's brother's superhero name is?

Anyway: Was it you?
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Re: Was it you?

Postby TJrandom » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:24 pm

It coulda` been me, since I have eaten dog in VietNam.. but never fido veal.


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