The End Of The World

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The End Of The World

Postby Phoenix76 » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:43 am

Well all the spooks are out. We have a solar eclipse next month in the northern hemisphere. Our conspiracy friends tell us that this will be the end of the world. I guess this means the end of the northern hemisphere rather than both hemispheres

Well if the eclipse happens in the northern hemisphere, then why would it destroy the southern hemisphere??

Add to this the suggestion that a so far unseen planet, with no atmosphere will collide with the earth at or about the same time, and wow, we are in big doggie do do's.

According to the local media, true or false, these assumptions are all based on biblical prophesies.

So according to some prophesy related in the bible, which is the greatest fairy tale ever told, our world will end next month. Well, it must be time for us all to bow down and confess our sins, and hope that the good "Lord" will save our souls. Sorry, I don't know where we hide our souls, and I don't know this "Good Lord".

Bloody hell, where do they keep coming from. I'm sure this thread will spark the interest of our mate "Georgeous" and all the other pretenders on this forum.

Never mind, I'm having another beer and then going to bed to read my book about people who can read minds and shift at will. I normally fall asleep whilst reading, but it's fun.

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Re: The End Of The World

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:50 am

Some of my cousins are planning to have a prayer meeting to cancel the eclipse and show everyone the power of God.

I {!#%@} you not, they're going to do this.
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Postby OlegTheBatty » Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:57 pm

Their prayers will be answered. God will make the eclipse go away after a bit.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:17 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:Their prayers will be answered. God will make the eclipse go away after a bit.

From experience that is their back-up plan. :roll:
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Postby OlegTheBatty » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:26 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:Their prayers will be answered. God will make the eclipse go away after a bit.

From experience that is their back-up plan. :roll:

There are no orbital mechanics in the babble.
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Re: The End Of The World

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:27 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:Their prayers will be answered. God will make the eclipse go away after a bit.

From experience that is their back-up plan. :roll:

There are no orbital mechanics in the babble.

It's right next to the part where Satan buried the dino skeletons.
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Re: The End Of The World

Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:39 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Some of my cousins are planning to have a prayer meeting to cancel the eclipse and show everyone the power of God.

I {!#%@} you not, they're going to do this.

What are the grand promises they're making if it (the eclipse) doesn't happen and they sure as heck won't have to keep?
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Re: The End Of The World

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:05 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Some of my cousins are planning to have a prayer meeting to cancel the eclipse and show everyone the power of God.

I {!#%@} you not, they're going to do this.

What are the grand promises they're making if it (the eclipse) doesn't happen and they sure as heck won't have to keep?

Bad vibes from people like me, of course.
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Re: The End Of The World

Postby Gord » Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:03 am

Everyone who sees the eclipse should go outside and bang together pots and pans to scare away the monster that is eating the Sun.

rahu eating the sun.gif


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Re: The End Of The World

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Aug 13, 2017 3:40 am

Hi, Io the lurker.

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Re: The End Of The World

Postby Gord » Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:24 am

scrmbldggs wrote:Thanks, Obama!

Quick! Scare him away!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TXuwcotdR0
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