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Conspira Sea Cruise

Postby Flash » Sat Jul 16, 2016 5:32 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3688562/Yes-colonies-Mars-s-secret-space-program-Fascinating-video-lifts-lid-bizarre-cruise-conspiracy-theorists-seeking-uncover-truth.html

The week-long event off the coast of Mexico, called Conspira-Sea Cruise, claims to attempt to 'uncover the truth' about subjects including climate change, World Bank, NASA, September 11 and JFK.


Speakers on a cruise dedicated to conspiracy theorists shared their views on camera on subjects ranging from life on Mars and extra terrestrials
The week-long cruise along the coast of Mexico claimed to attempt to 'uncover the truth'
Participants were invited to take part in activities including 'nightly UFO star-watch' and going to the beach and attending seminars
Speakers included global alchemist and cosmic mythologist Laura Eisenhower who claims she was recruited to go 'off-planet' to live on Mars


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Re: Conspira Sea Cruise

Postby Aztexan » Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:21 am

Wouldn't it be funny if that ship sinks and leaves us wondering what happened to it?
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Postby ElectricMonk » Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:37 am

Aztexan wrote:Wouldn't it be funny if that ship sinks and leaves us wondering what happened to it?


Many people on the ship would think their life's work fulfilled.
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Postby Gord » Sat Jul 16, 2016 1:15 pm

I find it hard to believe conspiracy theorists would risk all getting on the same boat at the same time.
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Postby ElectricMonk » Sat Jul 16, 2016 5:09 pm

Gord wrote:I find it hard to believe conspiracy theorists would risk all getting on the same boat at the same time.


It's what THEY want you to think is happening...
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Re: Conspira Sea Cruise

Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Jul 16, 2016 5:15 pm

Gord wrote:I find it hard to believe conspiracy theorists would risk all getting on the same boat...

I thought they already were? :blink:
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jul 16, 2016 5:22 pm

Gord wrote:I find it hard to believe conspiracy theorists would risk all getting on the same boat at the same time.

Shows how much they really believe in that {!#%@}, don't it?
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Re: Conspira Sea Cruise

Postby Flash » Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:05 pm

And what kind of a profession is "global alchemist" or a "cosmic mythologist"?

Aztexan wrote:
Wouldn't it be funny if that ship sinks and leaves us wondering what happened to it?

It would be even stranger if nobody could find the wreck. The ufologists would have a field day then claiming that the entire ship full of believers has been kidnapped to Mars. :mrgreen:
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Re: Conspira Sea Cruise

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 17, 2016 1:36 am

Flash wrote:And what kind of a profession is "global alchemist" or a "cosmic mythologist"?

Aztexan wrote:
Wouldn't it be funny if that ship sinks and leaves us wondering what happened to it?

It would be even stranger if nobody could find the wreck. The ufologists would have a field day then claiming that the entire ship full of believers has been kidnapped to Mars. :mrgreen:

And somebody would claim to see it next to The Face. :roll:
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Re: Conspira Sea Cruise

Postby Gord » Sun Jul 17, 2016 3:33 am

Flash wrote:And what kind of a profession is "global alchemist" or a "cosmic mythologist"

Profession? It's not a profession, it's a quest!

Laura Magdalene Eisenhower: http://www.thetruthdenied.com/news/2013 ... he-matrix/

“Laura is a Galactic Historian, Global Alchemist, Ascension Guide and is the great-grandaughter of Dwight David Eisenhower. She is on a profound mission to reveal our true origins connected with the ‘Magdalene’ and ‘Gaia-Sophia’ energies of love and wisdom and works to liberate us from the Military Industrial Complex, the Archonic systems and false power structures.. These forces connect many dots that are coming into our awareness, now more than ever, as our solar system aligns with the Galactic plane in 2011-2012.”

Or, from her more up-to-date website: http://cosmicgaia2012.com/about.html

Laura is a Intuitive Astrologist, Global Alchemist, Cosmic Mythologist and is the great-granddaughter of Dwight David Eisenhower. She is on a profound mission to reveal our true origins connected with the 'Magdalene' and 'Gaia-Sophia' energies of love and wisdom and works to liberate us from the Military Industrial Complex, the Archonic systems and false power structures.. These forces connect many dots that are coming into our awareness, now more than ever, as our solar system aligns with the Galactic plane.

(Not in 2011-2012 anymore? Gosh! Galactic History was too hard, so let's use Intuitive Astrology instead! :heh: )

After all, why just be crazy when you can be outright batshit insane? Go big or go home!
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Re: Conspira Sea Cruise

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Jul 17, 2016 3:45 am

We could ask our resident out-of-body cruiser what his remote viewer and ill-omninazi lizard Tarot reader friends already know about all that.
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