The bioroid theory (which is mine)

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The bioroid theory (which is mine)

Postby Monster » Wed May 18, 2016 2:52 am

I have a new theory which I invented today. I was inspired by a sci fi radio show. What is it, that it is, this theory of mine. Well, this is what it is. My theory, that I have, that is to say, which is mine, is mine. This is it. My theory, that belongs to me, is as follows. This is how it goes. The next thing I'm going to say is my theory. Ready? My theory, by Monster. This theory goes as follows, and begins, now.

I'm going to use the word "bioroid" from sci fi. A bioroid is an organism which is constructed to look like a human. In fact, they're indistinguishable from humans. It's a fact that a significant proportion of the population of Earth are actually bioroids. However, this fact isn't widely known.

gorgeous, how likely is it that this is true?

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Re: The bioroid theory (which is mine)

Postby Flash » Wed May 18, 2016 5:55 am

Very interesting...but not funny. :easteregg: :good:
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Re: The bioroid theory (which is mine)

Postby Gord » Wed May 18, 2016 7:47 am

That's something only a bioroid would say!
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Re: The bioroid theory (which is mine)

Postby TJrandom » Wed May 18, 2016 9:35 am

Monster wrote:... That is my theory, it is mine, it belongs to me, and I own it and what it is too.


Spoken like a true bioroid...

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Re: The bioroid theory (which is mine)

Postby JO 753 » Wed May 18, 2016 12:01 pm

Yes. Great. Now can you pleaze link us to the Amazon paje for your book? The suspens iz killing me alredy.
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Re: The bioroid theory (which is mine)

Postby gorgeous » Wed May 18, 2016 12:19 pm

isn't that a clone?
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Re: The bioroid theory (which is mine)

Postby Gord » Wed May 18, 2016 12:30 pm

No it is not a clone. It's a bioroid!

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Re: The bioroid theory (which is mine)

Postby Monster » Wed May 18, 2016 1:20 pm

gorgeous wrote:isn't that a clone?

Clones are grown. Bioroids are manufactured.
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Re: The bioroid theory (which is mine)

Postby Monster » Wed May 18, 2016 1:33 pm

Listening twice as much as you speak is a sign of wisdom.


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