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The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:37 pm

http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke
Bigger Luke, commonly abbreviated to BL, or more uncommonly BgL, is the slightly larger manifestation of Luke Skywalker that is said to appear in certain scenes of the original Star Wars Trilogy, contrasting to Regular Luke.


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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby gorgeous » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:43 pm

you weirdos and your conspiracies... :afdb:
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Mar 05, 2016 10:57 pm

Pyrrho wrote:http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke
Bigger Luke, commonly abbreviated to BL, or more uncommonly BgL, is the slightly larger manifestation of Luke Skywalker that is said to appear in certain scenes of the original Star Wars Trilogy, contrasting to Regular Luke.


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At least he didn't Leia his sister.
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:09 pm

Pyrrho wrote:http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke
Bigger Luke, commonly abbreviated to BL, or more uncommonly BgL, is the slightly larger manifestation of Luke Skywalker that is said to appear in certain scenes of the original Star Wars Trilogy, contrasting to Regular Luke.


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So what's your perspective on this?
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Flash » Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:43 pm

And people actually have time to do this {!#%@}...with all the warts and details? I think a good long gulag therapy complete with long hours of chopping wood would do miracles here.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:47 pm

It's nothing new, except that you can see it now, thanks to the internet. The John Birch Society still exists, but there are much sexier conspiracies going around these days.
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Matthew Ellard » Sun Mar 06, 2016 12:37 am

What is wrong with you people? Luke Skywalker is a Jedi

Yoda directly said to Luke : Like puffer fish, you, the force, can make happen.
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Gord » Sun Mar 06, 2016 5:35 am

Pyrrho wrote:http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke

Whilst uncommon, the use of other Star Wars characters to judge Luke's height are not unheard of.

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Postby Monster » Sun Mar 06, 2016 8:23 pm

Pyrrho wrote:http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke
Bigger Luke, commonly abbreviated to BL, or more uncommonly BgL, is the slightly larger manifestation of Luke Skywalker that is said to appear in certain scenes of the original Star Wars Trilogy, contrasting to Regular Luke.


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That's one of the dumber conspiracies that I've seen.
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Matthew Ellard » Sun Mar 06, 2016 11:08 pm

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Whilst uncommon, the use of other Star Wars characters to judge Luke's height are not unheard of.
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby TJrandom » Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:05 am

It`s simple really. As Luke darts about the galaxies, he encounters varying gravitational forces and thus his joints ether compress to the max (RL), or they don`t (BgL). :nyaah:

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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Gord » Mon Mar 07, 2016 8:55 am

TJrandom wrote:It`s simple really. As Luke darts about the galaxies, he encounters varying gravitational forces and thus his joints ether compress to the max (RL), or they don`t (BgL). :nyaah:

It's even more simple: As he darts about the galaxies, he gets closer to or further from the camera. Forced perspective!

The real conspiracy is: Who's filming him and does he know even about it!! :bath:
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby ElectricMonk » Mon Mar 07, 2016 9:34 am

Gord wrote:
TJrandom wrote:It`s simple really. As Luke darts about the galaxies, he encounters varying gravitational forces and thus his joints ether compress to the max (RL), or they don`t (BgL). :nyaah:

It's even more simple: As he darts about the galaxies, he gets closer to or further from the camera. Forced perspective!

The real conspiracy is: Who's filming him and does he know even about it!! :bath:


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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 07, 2016 12:15 pm

Yeah, we had a drone problem a long time ago.
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Postby Gord » Mon Mar 07, 2016 12:43 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Yeah, we had a drone problem a long time ago.

In a galaxy where, exactly?
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

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Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Yeah, we had a drone problem a long time ago.

In a galaxy where, exactly?

Over ten and up fifty, IIRC.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:28 pm

It's focused on the wrong guy. It's those next to him who keep getting switched.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:45 pm

You should be taking this seriously! It's bigger than all of us.

Except BgL, of course.
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:22 pm

... what if it's connected to the size-changing BLTs?! :shock:
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Postby JO 753 » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:21 pm

I favor the real footaj/reenactment theory. Star Wars iz a docudrama and they did a freekin amazing job uv finding actorz that look like the real peepl for the fill in senez.
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Austin Harper » Tue Mar 08, 2016 6:14 pm

COME ON! IT'S OBVIOUS!

Luke is staying the same size, it's HAN SOLO who is getting SMALLER!
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:43 am

JO 753 wrote:I favor the real footaj/reenactment theory. Star Wars iz a docudrama and they did a freekin amazing job uv finding actorz that look like the real peepl for the fill in senez.


My aim in life is to write a comedy about a bloke, with a rare psychiatric disease where he thinks every movie is a documentary using real footage.

He would explain to people how Russell Crowe was an English Royal Navy commander (Master & Commander) before settling down to invent Game Theory ( An Incredible Mind) and so on. He would then have to fill in the missing bits.

The trick would be to get the "real actors" to play "the missing bits" according to the mad person's delusional "in between stories". Terry Gilliam could make a great comedy out of this idea as he does modern surrealism.

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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Gord » Wed Mar 09, 2016 10:27 am

Hmmm. Could Luke become a bigger Luke so big that even big Luke couldn't Luke big Luke?
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:32 pm

Gord wrote:Hmmm. Could Puke become a bigger Puke so big that even big Puke couldn't Puke big Puke?
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Re: The Bigger Luke/Luke Prime Conspiracy

Postby Gord » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:25 am

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