Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

Postby Poodle » Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:26 pm

I'm Spartacus.

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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

Postby nmblum88 » Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:55 pm

Poodle wrote:I'm Spartacus.


Now you're talkin' …. GUMPTION!!!
Yuuuuuummmmy!

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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

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nmblum wrote:
Poodle wrote:I'm Spartacus.


Now you're talkin' …. GUMPTION!!!
Yuuuuuummmmy!

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P.S. But try to find some real 21st Century pants.
And NO sandals….puleeeze.

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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

Postby gorgeous » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:04 pm

N, what have you done as illum?
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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:28 pm

ashbash wrote:Reminds me, my shill money is a week overdue ...


Money?

You were supposed to be a dupe not a shill. :P
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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

Postby nmblum88 » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:29 pm

gorgeous wrote:N, what have you done as illum?


(Please, feel free to call me Nechama, gor-gee-ous… which is my ancient Hebrew name…)
Well, I've taken a trip.. actually a few trips.. to Troy…
And I do regular colon cleansing….as well as taking very good care of my jejunum and my cecum.****

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*** Oops … sorry. Im very near- sighted, and read "ileum.."
Careless me.

But as an Illuminati,.. thank you SO much for asking… I lend money to hapless Christians at usurious rates, and then foreclose on their houses,
And I've been doing it for centuries.
Oh, the sight of those mothers and their babes out on the roadsides of a hundred countries, weeping and wailing in a hundred different languages!!
I gotta tell ya, gorgeous, there's nothing like it…
Makes my toes tingle just thinking about it.

It's a really fun and satisfying thing to do… and it allows me the leisure to fool around with you.
Lucky me.

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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

Postby gorgeous » Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:20 am

so you lied? you aren't a distant Rothschild?
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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

Postby Poodle » Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:24 am

gorgeous wrote:so you lied? you aren't a distant Rothschild?


We're all Lucy's children, gorgeous.

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Postby gorgeous » Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:57 am

lucy who? N is illum...she is going to pretend she's not now...
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Postby scrmbldggs » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:10 am

Pong.



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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

Postby Poodle » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:13 am

Well - that's her cover blown wide open now. She is NOT going to be pleased.

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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:27 am

Poodle wrote:Well - that's her cover blown wide open now. She is NOT going to be pleased.
Well.....I'm frankly looking forward to Norma and Gorgeous going into "forum combat" against each other. We just need to get Shaka, Zuezz, Angel and Gachchy to join and we can make some money.
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Postby gorgeous » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:29 am

see ...? ...all of you doubted the illum.....one right here...maybe others....go ahead Norma...confess your illum sins....
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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

Postby Cadmusteeth » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:33 am

She's screwing with you big time.

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Postby gorgeous » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:37 am

no.....she's avoiding....it's true...
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:40 am

gorgeous wrote:see ...? ...all of you doubted the illum.....one right here...maybe others....go ahead Norma...confess your illum sins....


I'm still waiting for my application to be accepted
Disney Channel (Aust) was my client for a while
I contract to do forensic reviews for small merchant banks.
My middle name is "Temple" ( obviously a secret Knight Templer)
I work in film, music and TV ( illuminati propaganda)
I eat snails ( obviously a lizard)
I make fun of Gorgeous.

as soon as I'm a magical lizard illuminati overlord, I will let you all know.

(There will be changes around here, when I become an overlord........Pyrrho, the clock is ticking..........).

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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

Postby Cadmusteeth » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:58 am

gorgeous wrote:no.....she's avoiding....it's true...

Soooo... You're just going to take her word for it then? Ok, have a ball then.

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Postby Monster » Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:53 am

gorgeous wrote:see ...? ...all of you doubted the illum.....one right here...maybe others....go ahead Norma...confess your illum sins....

I don't believe that you believe that nmblum believes that she's an Illuminati member that believes that you believe that the Illuminati exists.

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gorgeous wrote:see ...? ...all of you doubted the illum.....one right here...maybe others....go ahead Norma...confess your illum sins....


I'm still waiting for my application to be accepted
Disney Channel (Aust) was my client for a while
I contract to do forensic reviews for small merchant banks.
My middle name is "Temple" ( obviously a secret Knight Templer)
I work in film, music and TV ( illuminati propaganda)
I eat snails ( obviously a lizard)
I make fun of Gorgeous.

as soon as I'm a magical lizard illuminati overlord, I will let you all know.

(There will be changes around here, when I become an overlord........Pyrrho, the clock is ticking..........).

:D .

WHAT! You got to fill out an application and I can't? Where's the justice in that?!?
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Re: Help, need help to stop believing in the Illuminati

Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:19 am

Matthew Ellard wrote:I'm still waiting for my application to be accepted
Disney Channel (Aust) was my client for a while
I contract to do forensic reviews for small merchant banks.
My middle name is "Temple" ( obviously a secret Knight Templer)
I work in film, music and TV ( illuminati propaganda)
I eat snails ( obviously a lizard)
I make fun of Gorgeous.

as soon as I'm a magical lizard illuminati overlord, I will let you all know.

Monster wrote: WHAT! You got to fill out an application and I can't? Where's the justice in that?!?

Well in Gorgeous's insane mind, all the world's intelligence agencies are controlled by the magical lizard overlords.

I simply lodged an application with the Australian Secret Intelligence Service. The (Australian) Defence Intelligence Organisation are getting bored paying for my model tank collection and endless photos of Russian weaponry and KGB field workers.

https://www.asis.gov.au/Careers/Job-Vacancies.html
http://www.defence.gov.au/dio/careers.shtml
:D

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Postby psychiatry is a scam » Wed Apr 15, 2015 5:16 am

TemplarJLS wrote:Hello, I'm a recently de-converted Atheist who recently found about all the Illuminati conspiracy Theories, and it is REALLY freaking me out, as I can't enjoy anything at all. I was wondering if you could help me.

First of all, there is this site talking about all the freemasons worshipping satan, and even goes so far as to quote some books by freemasons.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/socio ... 01.htm#top

Then on Youtube, I've seen a LOT of videos that say saying celebrities admitting the Illuminati exist.

Then there's all the symbols in the media. The problem is, I'm starting to see them too, and on some of my favorite TV shows. It's really hindering my enjoyment of them.

And then there are videos of people claiming to be whistleblowers, like Ted Gunderson and Kristen Meghan.

There are also these hour long videos full of news reports and all that, and everything.

I've been having trouble with this for 2 months now. :/


try going to a psychiatrist / shrink ; obey all their suggestions and try all the synthetic garbage / medications they ( put you ) on .
in a few months you will not be bothered by or care about anything . :burn:
for the real minority ; there will be no justice , there will be no peace .
makes sense 2me , so it has 2be wrong .

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Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:50 am

psychiatry is a scam wrote: try going to a psychiatrist / shrink ; obey all their suggestions and try all the synthetic garbage / medications they ( put you ) on .
in a few months you will not be bothered by or care about anything . :burn:


.....but at least Zippy is happy!
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Postby Gord » Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:34 pm

Matthew Ellard wrote:My middle name is "Temple" ( obviously a secret Knight Templer)

My middle name is Gord; I'm obviously the fruit of the two genera of calabash tree.
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My middle name is The. Clearly I am a genuine article.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Wed Apr 15, 2015 8:01 pm

My middle name is bld. It genuinely articulates definitely maybe.



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Postby OutOfBreath » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:12 am

Image

NO CODE

(For evil Illum people they make cool album covers)

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Oh you! :wink:
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Postby gorgeous » Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:12 pm

explain why the celebrities all do the same hand signals and poses...I posted a video of the presidents doing the satanic hand signals, too.....Norma knows why, don't you?
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Because it's a fad or cultural phenomenon?

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Postby gorgeous » Thu Apr 16, 2015 4:19 pm

no, they are usually told to pose that way....the illum controls the music and movie industries to manipulate and corrupt the public...
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Postby nmblum88 » Thu Apr 16, 2015 4:22 pm

Cadmusteeth wrote:Because it's a fad or cultural phenomenon?

Satanic hand signals are a fad?
Or a cultural phenomenon?
I had no idea you lived in New York City….
I always pictured you , somehow, as sitting on top of an awesome mountain …. ruminating.****
Which takes no hand signals at all…

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**** NOT, the Brute Demon save us, that I think of you, even for a moment, as a ruminant…
Of course not….

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Postby Cadmusteeth » Thu Apr 16, 2015 4:33 pm

nmblum wrote:I had no idea you lived in New York City….

I live near the Rockies actually, east of them to be precise.

nmblum wrote:Satanic hand signals are a fad?
Or a cultural phenomenon?

Makes more sense than the alternative.

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scrmbldggs wrote:My middle name is bld. It genuinely articulates definitely maybe.



:pardon:


Gee… silly me… wrong again.
I always thought that your middle name was Galatea ….

(Although I can understand why you would prefer to avoid reference to an extraordinarily neurotic and unreliable, albeit occasionally talented, sculptor.)

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Postby gorgeous » Thu Apr 16, 2015 4:45 pm

Norma, what do you do for the illum?
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Cadmusteeth wrote:
nmblum wrote:I had no idea you lived in New York City….

I live near the Rockies actually, east of them to be precise.

nmblum wrote:Satanic hand signals are a fad?
Or a cultural phenomenon?

Makes more sense than the alternative.


So you live in the Rockies!!

Who would have guessed… .. you are so…. so… well, what is the world word I am looking for?
Worldly?
SoHo?
BoHo?

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gorgeous wrote:Norma, what do you do for the illum?


Well, I used to be - in my prime of course - used as a lure in the advertisements.
(And clearly, given the liveliness of Illuminati dues paying membership.… world-wide and undiminished with time… that worked very well.)



But now I just keep the books.
Not to say, of course that keeping books requires little talent…

At least not in the case of the Illuminati.
For, as you can imagine, keeping OUR books is no small task..
Big bucks demand big books,
And long hours.

So now, what is that YOU do?
That doesn't involve growing hair on your palms?
Or going blind?

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Postby nmblum88 » Thu Apr 16, 2015 5:06 pm

P.S.
In semi-retirement I DID fool around with Jewish Bolshevism for awhile…
But it didn't seem to be going anywhere… a ravaged past, and a decidedly unpromising future…
Keeping the Illuminati books,however?
The teats of the cow that keeps on giving milk forever?
Better bet.
And who doesn't like a more promising wager?

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Postby OlegTheBatty » Thu Apr 16, 2015 5:13 pm

nmblum wrote:And who doesn't like a more promising wager?

NMB

Pascal.
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OlegTheBatty wrote:
nmblum wrote:And who doesn't like a more promising wager?

NMB

Pascal.

Oh, YOU…. always trying to pull up the sinking ship.
Erudition will get you nowhere with me.
Can't you tell that I prefer gamboling in the fields of Head Start whenever I get the chance and have the time for unadulterated fun?
And besides, Pascal's Wager is not a bona fide wager… but more of a rationalization for making a wager.
And in MY casino - Intransigent Atheists, Inc., it has no currency whatever.

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Postby OlegTheBatty » Thu Apr 16, 2015 5:33 pm

nmblum wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:
nmblum wrote:And who doesn't like a more promising wager?

NMB

Pascal.

Oh, YOU…. always trying to pull up the sinking ship.
Erudition will get you nowhere with me.
Can't you tell that I prefer gamboling in the fields of Head Start whenever I get the chance and have the time for unadulterated fun?
And besides, Pascal's Wager is not a bona fide wager… but more of a rationalization for making a wager.
And in MY casino - Intransigent Atheists, Inc., it has no currency whatever.

NMB

In keeping the Illum books, are you using a three entry column system - Debit, Credit, and Who cares?

It would make sense, after all.
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