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Why are they here?

Post by JO 753 » Wed Apr 04, 2018 8:30 pm

Its an interesting question if you arent pozing it az a refutation uv UFO reports. Therez also possible value in a well thot out list uv ansrz even tho theyd be based on speculation.

If all you SkepticsTM can suspend your denial temporarily, we coud create a good list. This case in Febuary mite help you: Airline pilot confirmz Texas UFO siting.

Let me start:

They need food. They are on their way to sumwhere else and bekuz they dont hav unlimited storaj spase, Earth iz an established way station.
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Post by scrmbldggs » Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:04 pm

Who or what are "they"? :-P



(And what are they doing in Texas when they're supposed to be in Arizona?)
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Post by GTAAddictionz » Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:13 pm

An object flew over one plane, then flew over another a few minutes later. The UFO didn't change height between encouters and didn't move at all and it had a bright reflection. Do you know any object that sounds like this? A weather balloon, even if it didn't 'look' like one, it could still be one, as it is hard to determine when flying at 600 km/h.

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Post by TJrandom » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:06 pm

`They` are practical jokers, and simply enjoy making people think they are here when they aren`t.

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Post by TJrandom » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:08 pm

GTAAddictionz wrote:An object flew over one plane, then flew over another a few minutes later. The UFO didn't change height between encouters and didn't move at all and it had a bright reflection. Do you know any object that sounds like this? A weather balloon, even if it didn't 'look' like one, it could still be one, as it is hard to determine when flying at 600 km/h.
Sure - the moon, the sun, any number of aircraft, a missile, spacecrafts...

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Post by gorgeous » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:18 pm

some are visiting, some have an agenda...they are gradually letting the public know they exist...they have been worshipped as gods before because of their abilities and don't want that to happen again.....they said we have the same abilities....read books about the encounters...
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:35 pm

"They" wouldn't waste time talking to you.
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Post by JO 753 » Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:10 am

TJrandom wrote:`They` are practical jokers, and simply enjoy making people think they are here when they aren`t.
Teazing the monkeyz?

I can identify with that!
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Post by JO 753 » Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:48 am

They are stealing our resoursez. The guverments are in on it, reluctantly. Its a standard protection racket. "Nise planet. It woud be a shame if it got hit by a big rock."
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Post by Aztexan » Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:14 pm

At this point, getting slammed by a big rock would be just fine.
I think we are game pieces on an elaborate board game and the {!#%@} alien is winning.
I know the guy controlling me has either quit the game or lost a few turns. That prick.
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Post by ElectricMonk » Fri Apr 06, 2018 3:45 pm

They want to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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Post by Austin Harper » Fri Apr 06, 2018 3:46 pm

I'm not quite sure I follow you there, Jack.
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Austin Harper wrote:I'm not quite sure I follow you there, Jack.
The mad colonel in "Dr. Strangelove" was crazy about "precious bodily fluids", which was probably code for semen.
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Post by ElectricMonk » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:30 pm

Nope, he called that "his essence".

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ElectricMonk wrote:Nope, he called that "his essence".
Cerebelar fluids? :dunno:
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Austin Harper wrote:I'm not quite sure I follow you there, Jack.
The mad colonel in "Dr. Strangelove" was crazy about "precious bodily fluids", which was probably code for semen.
I messed up the joke. Mandrake's response is "I don't quite see what you're getting at, Jack."
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Post by KevinLevites » Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:15 am

I'm open-minded about some UFOs being alien ships ...but that isn't the same thing as believing in them.

There have been a recent upsurge of UFO reports (my girlfriend saw one recently, and when I plugged her description into a report board on the Internet...there were similar descriptions in other states around the same time).

I have my own ideas.

I believe that many UFOs are experimental drones (in dry runs) that are in the process of being developed and weaponized.

1) There is a lot of political pressure and public sympathy surrounding war veterans. Drone warfare reduces the human presence on the battlefield, so this would seem attractive as a way of limiting casualties and addressing political realities at the same time.
2) Stealth technology associated with these hypothetical drones might keep them from showing up on radar, and--being unmanned--would certainly be expected to take odd twists and turns to evade enemy aircraft.
3) Formations of automated drones might be expected to be able to switch places abrupty to confuse enemy defenses, sacrificial dummy drones to draw enemy fire to allow the armed ones to get through.
4) Possible EMP type weapons to screw with aircraft electronics to prevent the enemy from shooting the drone down. This would seem like a (slightly) plausible explination for the old chestnut about UFOs shutting down a car's electronics.
5) Flooding the local airspace with multiple jamming frequencies so that the enemy can't communicate...which allows the armed drone to penetrate air defenses. Things like this have been reported with UFO sightings.

And so on.

I don't know how plausible my ideas are, but they seem like a simpler explaination that alien visitors.

There is even precedent: in the 50s, 60s, and 70s, the Airforce flew dry bombing runs on American cities, and balloons, pieces of spy sattelites, even nuclear weapons have accidentally dropped out of the sky.

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Post by Aztexan » Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:37 am

Do you ever have an urge to live in the jungle and try to establish communication with the chimpanzees? Neither do I.
That's why intelligent life from other worlds don't {!#%@} with us. Because we don't try to understand chimps.
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Post by OlegTheBatty » Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:41 pm

Jane Goodall.

But then, of course, there are a lot of people for whom understanding chimps would be like a theologian trying to understand god.
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Post by Aztexan » Tue Apr 10, 2018 4:03 am

I can't peel a banana like a monkey can. :oops:
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Why would you peel a can of monkeys?
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Because I can't afford the barrel.
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Post by gorgeous » Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:39 pm

a couple of abductees were told they were chosen because they had photographic minds and would be able to describe their experiences in great detail to the world
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Post by Aztexan » Tue Apr 10, 2018 6:21 pm

A couple of abductees are full of {!#%@}.
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Post by TJrandom » Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:48 pm

I get my mind - my brain, anyway - photographed every six months or so. I could describe the experience in great detail, but I am sure you would be bored quickly.

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Post by gorgeous » Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:00 pm

brain is not the mind...photographic memory
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Well, if an expert like you says so, it must be true.
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gorgeous wrote:a couple of abductees were told they were chosen because they had photographic minds and would be able to describe their experiences in great detail to the world
A DVD of aliens on holiday recorded on some unknown material would have been better. Why haven't they thought of that, eh?

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Poodle wrote:
gorgeous wrote:a couple of abductees were told they were chosen because they had photographic minds and would be able to describe their experiences in great detail to the world
A DVD of aliens on holiday recorded on some unknown material would have been better. Why haven't they thought of that, eh?
I can burn a copy of "CO-ED ALIENS GONE WILD" if you like.

Um, how are you with tentacles?
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Post by Dubious » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:32 pm

Why are they here and why do they all look so human should be the second part of the question.

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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:... Um, how are you with tentacles?
Very careful.

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Post by OlegTheBatty » Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:52 pm

Duh

People fake images and videos. The aliens are too smart to fall into THAT trap.
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Poodle wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:... Um, how are you with tentacles?
Very careful.
Well there's yer problem!
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• Millions of years ago, they seeded our planet as part of a high school AP BIology project, and they're examining their long-term experiment.

• They're immature aliens who just got their spaceship licenses and are buzzing Earth for a gag.

• We're the aliens' equivalent of Sid Meier's Civilization game.

• They're addicted to Taco Bell, and periodically stop by for chalupas and crunch wrap supremes.

• We're the subject of some alien's doctoral thesis in the Sociology of Primitive Races. "Now, I'll install a brutal dictator over here. Let's see what happens. Meanwhile, I've set up a famine in one area and a surplus in a neighboring area. Let's watch how they handle it."

• Through our broadcasts, they discovered slapstick, and buzz Earth constantly looking for Abbott & Costello reruns.

• They're voyeuristic sex addicts collecting Earth porn. Currently, they're cornering the Stormy Daniels market.

• They're conducting their version of the Spanish Inquisition, abducting those who refuse to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (May you be touched by his noodly appendages. Ramen.)

• They're a traveling group of proctologists.

• We're cattle to them...and it's nearing Harvest Time. (Hat Tip to Spider Robinson.)

• They're measuring Earth for an impervious space warp envelope so that our inbred violence doesn't spread to other galactic civilizations. (Hat Tip to Somtow Sucharitkul.)

• They're field researchers for The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy. (Don't panic. "Mostly harmless.") (Hat Tip to Douglas Adams.)

• They're just tourists...like you are when you go to the zoo.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:43 pm

They like touring penal colonies.

And penile colonies.
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Austin Harper wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Austin Harper wrote:I'm not quite sure I follow you there, Jack.
The mad colonel in "Dr. Strangelove" was crazy about "precious bodily fluids", which was probably code for semen.
I messed up the joke. Mandrake's response is "I don't quite see what you're getting at, Jack."
I just found out I was born on the day the actor who played General Jack Ripper (the crazy guy obsessed with precious bodily fluids) died.
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Coincidence? I think NOT!
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