Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

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Re: Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:08 am

Try not being so lame, that would be a good start.
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Re: Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

Post by Gord » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:53 am

GTAAddictionz wrote:...is this JO guy with or against the stort here?
Hey! I resemble that garbage!
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Re: Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

Post by JO 753 » Mon Apr 02, 2018 2:16 am

I think its a real siting, and that you are wut Gawdzilla sez.
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Re: Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

Post by TJrandom » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:10 am

GTAAddictionz wrote:
TJrandom wrote:I note that our OP isn`t back, so just another drive by I assume. Also noteworthy, is that his pseud ends with a Z, just like one of our members likes to end some wordz.

JO - the moon? Who knew - a natural phenomena after all... no doubt, just like that reported Alderney hallucination. :)
So, you just assume I'm him because my username has a z at the end of it? Also, is this JO guy with or against the stort here?

I honestly don't get it, I've made 2 simple posts asking for something to be debunked, albeit some people are very helpful, some people ridicule me?
Me thinks you are wont to read too much into things - like Z`s and bright blots in the sky. I didn`t see any ridicule of you... which post?

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Re: Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

Post by Matthew Ellard » Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:53 am

GTAAddictionz wrote:Radar also picked up these objects,......
Paul Kelly, 31, who was the Jersey Airport air traffic controller on duty during the incident, said that the airport received simultaneous reports from the Aurigny and Blue Island pilot and that the Blue Island pilot had reported a UFO approximately 1,500ft underneath his plane. Kelly noted that the airport was unable to detect the object on their radar.
https://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Pilots_spo ... el_Islands

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Re: Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

Post by JO 753 » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:52 am

I think he'z gon alredy.

Too bad, I wanted to ask wut a 'stort' iz.
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Re: Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

Post by Gord » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:45 am

A stort is a garbage dump. (Perhaps my previous post of April 1st will make more sense now, knowing that.)
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Re: Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:10 am

Gord wrote:A stort is a garbage dump. (Perhaps my previous post of April 1st will make more sense now, knowing that.)
Nah.
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Re: Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

Post by OlegTheBatty » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:53 pm

Gord wrote:A stort is a garbage dump. (Perhaps my previous post of April 1st will make more sense now, knowing that.)

Wiktionary:
Noun
stort n (plural storten, diminutive stortje n)
A place where waste or garbage is left, a dump.

Verb
stort
first-, second- and third-person singular present indicative of storten
imperative of storten

Urban Dictionary:
A small rodent, resembling a stoat but not as cool and with only 3 legs.

Wikipedia:
River Stort

Stort River

The Stort above Harlow, Essex Country United Kingdom
Region Hertfordshire

City Bishop's Stortford


Source New Lake
- location Near Langley, Essex, England
- elevation 130 m (427 ft)
- coordinates 52.0027°N 0.0683°E
Mouth
River Lea
- location
Near Hoddesdon, Hertfordshire
- elevation 28 m (92 ft)
- coordinates 51.7644°N 0.0141°E
Coordinates: 51.7644°N 0.0141°E

Length 38 km (24 mi)

The River Stort is a river in Essex and Hertfordshire, England. It is 24 miles (38 km) long and flows from just south of the village of Langley to the River Lea at Hoddesdon.
Unusually, the town of Bishop's Stortford does not derive its name from the River Stort, but the other way around. The 16th-century cartographers Christopher Saxton and William Camden named it the Stort, assuming the town of Stortford was named for its ford.[1] The river was originally called the Stour.[2]
The Stort Navigation is the canalised section of the River Stort running 22 kilometres (14 mi) from Bishop's Stortford to its confluence with the Lee Navigation. It has 18 locks.



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Re: Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:09 pm

But what's a "stort"?
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Re: Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

Post by JO 753 » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:22 pm

Clarity iz coagulating!

I am for the story but agenst there being a stort here. We dont need a plase for garbaj in this thred.

And, accumulating sum cluez, I'll take a stab at Proffessor Plum in the library with the led pipe and Matt being the real identity uv GTAddictionz!
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Re: Can someone debunk the Alderney UFO Sighting?

Post by Gord » Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:42 am

OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gord wrote:A stort is a garbage dump. (Perhaps my previous post of April 1st will make more sense now, knowing that.)

Wiktionary:
Noun
stort n (plural storten, diminutive stortje n)
A place where waste or garbage is left, a dump.

Verb
stort
first-, second- and third-person singular present indicative of storten
imperative of storten

Urban Dictionary:
A small rodent, resembling a stoat but not as cool and with only 3 legs.

Wikipedia:
River Stort

Stort River

The Stort above Harlow, Essex Country United Kingdom
Region Hertfordshire

City Bishop's Stortford


Source New Lake
- location Near Langley, Essex, England
- elevation 130 m (427 ft)
- coordinates 52.0027°N 0.0683°E
Mouth
River Lea
- location
Near Hoddesdon, Hertfordshire
- elevation 28 m (92 ft)
- coordinates 51.7644°N 0.0141°E
Coordinates: 51.7644°N 0.0141°E

Length 38 km (24 mi)

The River Stort is a river in Essex and Hertfordshire, England. It is 24 miles (38 km) long and flows from just south of the village of Langley to the River Lea at Hoddesdon.
Unusually, the town of Bishop's Stortford does not derive its name from the River Stort, but the other way around. The 16th-century cartographers Christopher Saxton and William Camden named it the Stort, assuming the town of Stortford was named for its ford.[1] The river was originally called the Stour.[2]
The Stort Navigation is the canalised section of the River Stort running 22 kilometres (14 mi) from Bishop's Stortford to its confluence with the Lee Navigation. It has 18 locks.



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