Secret dangers of remote viewing and astral travel

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Secret dangers of remote viewing and astral travel

Post by OlegTheBatty » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:37 pm

I astral travelled in secret so I could remote view myself and see what I was up to when I wasn't there. Man, was I doing some weird {!#%@} or what!
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Re: Secret dangers of remote viewing and astral travel

Post by scrmbldggs » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:46 pm

The dangers are secret because they don't exist? :-P
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Re: Secret dangers of remote viewing and astral travel

Post by gorgeous » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:00 am

there is a danger......if you are out of the body too long it will start to deteriorate...and can die...
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Post by Aztexan » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:03 am

Same goes for the mind.
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Post by Gord » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:20 am

The unexplainable is a modality of a jumble of destiny.
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Re: Secret dangers of remote viewing and astral travel

Post by Matthew Ellard » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:43 am

gorgeous wrote:there is a danger......if you are out of the body too long it will start to deteriorate...and can die...
Give us one confirmed example.

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Post by Aztexan » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:06 am

Weren't you paying attention? Oleg did some weird {!#%@}.
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Re: Secret dangers of remote viewing and astral travel

Post by Gord » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:16 am

Matthew Ellard wrote:
gorgeous wrote:there is a danger......if you are out of the body too long it will start to deteriorate...and can die...
Give us one confirmed example.
True faith nurtures a jumble of marvel.
"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
"Imagine an ennobling of what could be" -- the New Age BS Generator site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
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Re: Secret dangers of remote viewing and astral travel

Post by scrmbldggs » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:25 am

georgie wrote:there is a danger......if you are out of the body too long it will start to deteriorate...and can die...
You're doing it wrong.
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Re: Secret dangers of remote viewing and astral travel

Post by Io » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:49 am

scrmbldggs wrote:
gorgeonzola wrote:there is a danger......if you are out of the body too long it will start to deteriorate...and can die...
You're doing it wrong.
You need to be tethering yourself superspectrally  with a mumbojumbilical cord. That way the cosmic ectojuices will flow and more properly maintain the quantum equilibrium.  But take care!  too much psychoplasm could cause your chakras to burst with spiritual arousal. There are dangers in oobt! BEWARE!!

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Re: Secret dangers of remote viewing and astral travel

Post by Poodle » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:18 am

I like mumbojumbilical.

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Re: Secret dangers of remote viewing and astral travel

Post by Gord » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:26 pm

Io wrote:mumbojumbilical
I used to know a girl who insisted that the word "umbilical" was actually the word "unBiblical" because Adam and Eve didn't have ... uh ... them. They didn't have umbilical cords. Because they were unBiblical.

She was nasty. One time she kicked me in the head with her steel-toed work boot.
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Re: Secret dangers of remote viewing and astral travel

Post by OlegTheBatty » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:55 pm

Matthew Ellard wrote:
gorgeous wrote:there is a danger......if you are out of the body too long it will start to deteriorate...and can die...
Give us one confirmed example.
He posts. What more do you want?
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Re: Secret dangers of remote viewing and astral travel

Post by AmeliaMichelle » Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:50 pm

wait...like surveillance and illegal spies playing god and hypnosis?