Cats are computer jeneusez

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Cats are computer jeneusez

Postby JO 753 » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:27 am

PaNDORU tapped the keybord wile swiping at my hand wen I wuz trying to get her to move out uv my way.

A calculator popped up on the screen and the date & time were entered into the html text I had open for the TAX paje on my website. :shock:

I usually keep the cats out uv the offis, but PanDORU really likes to be in here and manajez to slip in occasionally and jenerally settlez down without cauzing any trouble.

Its not very often that my cats get to the keybord, but it seemz like every time they do, amazing stuff happenz. All the shortcut tricks I've seen alwayz involve hitting 2 or more keyz and only do lame stuff that only a super nerd woud think useful...

Press ctrl and <-(the left arrow button) together, hit shift and then tab, then like majik, everything you typed for the last 2 weeks will be viewable in MS NotePad just by clicking the f5 button wile holding ctrl, del, shift! :) But be careful! If you hit the del button while the mode manajer iz in this state, you will erase your entire hard drive! (also, if you own a Campaq Presario upgraded to Win 7 or higher, it will set the motherboard and power supply on fire.)
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Postby ElectricMonk » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:46 am

Can she do my taxes next? I can pay in cat food...
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Postby scrmbldggs » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:57 am

If it's Science Diet, your return will be a Fancy Feast. :kit:
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Re: Cats are computer jeneusez

Postby Gord » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:38 am

Does PaNDORU know how you spell her name?
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Postby JO 753 » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:03 am

Yes. She iz proficient in NQaLF.

Everybody can send their income info along with bank account numberz with passwordz for varification purposez and PaNDORU will get rite on it.
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Postby Poodle » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:08 am

Verification ... even for you, JO.
(You know how long I've been waiting for that opportunity? :D ).

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Postby JO 753 » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:46 am

:lol:

Its admirable that you can spot such a typo amongst my endless hailstorm uv mispelling!
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Postby OlegTheBatty » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:26 pm

My old cat used to sleep on the keyboard. Almost all keys pressed simultaneously doesn't do anything useful.
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Postby JO 753 » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:30 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:My old cat used to sleep on the keyboard. Almost all keys pressed simultaneously doesn't do anything useful.


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Postby Aztexan » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:54 pm

One of my cats sits and gives high fives for treats. My other cat used to fetch a specific ball. She would literally bring it back and drop it at your feet and wait to do it again. Now she's too fat. Both of their typing skills leave a lot to be desired, though.
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Re: Cats are computer jeneusez

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Jan 28, 2018 5:38 pm

:lol:

"My other cat used to fetch a specific ball...Now she's too fat."

Maybe you shouldn't have utilized the food bowl to satisfy your natural desire to hoop it up. :-P
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Re: Cats are computer jeneusez

Postby Aztexan » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:58 pm

My wife gives them treats as rewards for tricks so they do tricks for more treats.
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