Semen in my crotch. Does this prove Christianity?

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Semen in my crotch. Does this prove Christianity?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:57 pm

Or is it just another absurd thread in this style?
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Re: Semen in my crotch. Does this prove Christianity?

Post by TJrandom » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:10 pm

Better than having cristianity in your semen. Proof of christianity is always absurd... :roll:

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Post by scrmbldggs » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:30 pm

If it backs up, yes it does. (As does sowing yer wild oats...)
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Post by Aztexan » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:31 pm

Is this your way of announcing you're pregnant, Gawd?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:47 pm

Aztexan wrote:Is this your way of announcing you're pregnant, Gawd?
One of you must be.
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Post by Aztexan » Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:35 pm

Yay?
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Post by OlegTheBatty » Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:12 pm

This thread is too silly for me to post in. :beee:
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Re: Semen in my crotch. Does this prove Christianity?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:47 am

As I have previously noted, the human penis is perfectly shaped -- and perfectly placed -- to fit into the human hand.

Could this possibly have been a mere coincidence? :mrgreen:
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Re: Semen in my crotch. Does this prove Christianity?

Post by TJrandom » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:03 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:As I have previously noted, the human penis is perfectly shaped -- and perfectly placed -- to fit into the human hand.

Could this possibly have been a mere coincidence? :mrgreen:
Absolute proof of christinsanity... ;)

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Post by scrmbldggs » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:26 am

It's a gift from Santa. :-P
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Post by scrmbldggs » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:27 am

...the non-christian one...
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Post by TJrandom » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:49 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:As I have previously noted, the human penis is perfectly shaped -- and perfectly placed -- to fit into the human hand.

Could this possibly have been a mere coincidence? :mrgreen:
Good too that evolution favored hands with fingers - instead of.... paws, with claws.... ;)

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Post by ElectricMonk » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:18 am

You reap what you sow - hopefully with a handkerchief.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:26 am

Harnessing sperm to treat gynecological diseases

Date: December 20, 2017

Source: American Chemical Society

Summary: Delivering drugs specifically to cancer cells is one approach researchers are taking to minimize treatment side effects. Stem cells, bacteria and other carriers have been tested as tiny delivery vehicles. Now a new potential drug carrier to treat gynecological conditions has joined the fleet: sperm. Scientists report that they have exploited the swimming power of sperm to ferry a cancer drug directly to a cervical tumor in lab tests.
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Post by Poodle » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:35 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:... Scientists report that they have exploited the swimming power of sperm to ferry a cancer drug directly to a cervical tumor in lab tests.
All new medical techniques should be scrupulously examined for possible side effects.

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Post by TJrandom » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:40 am

Poodle wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:... Scientists report that they have exploited the swimming power of sperm to ferry a cancer drug directly to a cervical tumor in lab tests.
All new medical techniques should be scrupulously examined for possible side effects.
And of course... practical application. None of this petri dish stuff for me!

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:25 pm

TJrandom wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:As I have previously noted, the human penis is perfectly shaped -- and perfectly placed -- to fit into the human hand.

Could this possibly have been a mere coincidence? :mrgreen:
Good too that evolution favored hands with fingers - instead of.... paws, with claws.... ;)
All those other male beasts have penises, so why are we so blessed?

Could it be we're in the image of Nobodaddy? :pr:
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Re: Semen in my crotch. Does this prove Christianity?

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:02 pm

Why. I mean...why?
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:27 pm

Which one of us are you asking?
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Post by Gord » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:18 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Which one of us are you asking?
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