Where are the aliens?

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by Jeffk 1970 » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:46 pm

ROTFL
Asked to explain why they hate Jews, anti-Semites contradict themselves. Jews are always showing off; they are hermetic and secretive. They will not assimilate; they assimilate only too well. They are too religious; they are too materialistic, and a threat to religion. They are uncultured; they have too much culture. They avoid manual work; they work too hard. They are miserly; they are ostentatious spenders. They are inveterate capitalists; they are born Communists. And so on.

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Post by scrmbldggs » Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:10 am

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by Poodle » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:31 am

scrmbldggs wrote:Behind the Moon, soon.


I have someone in mind for one of those seats (sorry if I've guessed correctly and given the game away, Richard).

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by Poodle » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:58 pm

There were only repeats on TV, so I came on here and re-read this thread. It was quite funny, but now I can't read it again for at least another year to give myself a chance to forget the ending.
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by Jeffk 1970 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:36 pm

Yep, been awhile since I have a notification from this topic. I guess crazy in the White House sucked up the normal crazy.
Asked to explain why they hate Jews, anti-Semites contradict themselves. Jews are always showing off; they are hermetic and secretive. They will not assimilate; they assimilate only too well. They are too religious; they are too materialistic, and a threat to religion. They are uncultured; they have too much culture. They avoid manual work; they work too hard. They are miserly; they are ostentatious spenders. They are inveterate capitalists; they are born Communists. And so on.

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by gorgeous » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:24 pm

Barney Hill relives his abduction terror...
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by Io » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:18 am

I wasn't around for the beginning of this thread. Can someone summarise it? Did we find out where the aliens were?
My guess is they're somewhere else, hence the name.

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by Jeffk 1970 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:54 am

They all left when Trump got elected.
Asked to explain why they hate Jews, anti-Semites contradict themselves. Jews are always showing off; they are hermetic and secretive. They will not assimilate; they assimilate only too well. They are too religious; they are too materialistic, and a threat to religion. They are uncultured; they have too much culture. They avoid manual work; they work too hard. They are miserly; they are ostentatious spenders. They are inveterate capitalists; they are born Communists. And so on.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:06 am

Jeffk 1970 wrote:They all left when Trump got elected.
Making Earth great again! ;)
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:33 am

We have lots of alien children in dog runs.
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by Jeffk 1970 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:37 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:We have lots of alien children in dog runs.
Yes, apparently that’s what makes #MAGA.
Asked to explain why they hate Jews, anti-Semites contradict themselves. Jews are always showing off; they are hermetic and secretive. They will not assimilate; they assimilate only too well. They are too religious; they are too materialistic, and a threat to religion. They are uncultured; they have too much culture. They avoid manual work; they work too hard. They are miserly; they are ostentatious spenders. They are inveterate capitalists; they are born Communists. And so on.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:00 am

Jeffk 1970 wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:We have lots of alien children in dog runs.
Yes, apparently that’s what makes #MAGA.
Make America Grotesque Again?
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by Jeffk 1970 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:50 pm

LOL, yes.
Asked to explain why they hate Jews, anti-Semites contradict themselves. Jews are always showing off; they are hermetic and secretive. They will not assimilate; they assimilate only too well. They are too religious; they are too materialistic, and a threat to religion. They are uncultured; they have too much culture. They avoid manual work; they work too hard. They are miserly; they are ostentatious spenders. They are inveterate capitalists; they are born Communists. And so on.

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by Gord » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:48 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Jeffk 1970 wrote:They all left when Trump got elected.
Making Earth great again! ;)
Trump in a MEGA hat would make a lot more sense than #MAGA.
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by OlegTheBatty » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:57 pm

They left to Make Aliens Great Again. They decided it formed a better acronym than the previous Make Vogons Grate Again.
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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by Io » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:56 am

I'd liked the use of MVGA but had imagined a very different word for the V. Now I'm disappointed.

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by Jeffk 1970 » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:59 am

I made this one up in honor of the bloated orange manatee:
#WMAS
Trump is What Makes America Suck.
Asked to explain why they hate Jews, anti-Semites contradict themselves. Jews are always showing off; they are hermetic and secretive. They will not assimilate; they assimilate only too well. They are too religious; they are too materialistic, and a threat to religion. They are uncultured; they have too much culture. They avoid manual work; they work too hard. They are miserly; they are ostentatious spenders. They are inveterate capitalists; they are born Communists. And so on.

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Re: Where are the aliens?

Post by Gord » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:53 am

The reason no one can ever find any actual aliens is because the wall is keeping them out.
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