Important health alert from the CDC about condoms!

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Important health alert from the CDC about condoms!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:58 pm

Apparently they are a single use product. :shockd:

http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Health ... 79141.html
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Re: Important health alert from the CDC about condoms!

Post by Monster » Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:04 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Apparently they are a single use product. :shockd:
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Re: Important health alert from the CDC about condoms!

Post by scrmbldggs » Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:18 pm

It's about abortions, innit. Used condoms increase abortion rates. In certain states... :roll:
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Re: Important health alert from the CDC about condoms!

Post by Poodle » Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:55 pm

"According to the CDC, correctly using condoms can reduce, but not eliminate, the risk of sexually transmitted diseases. They also can protect against other diseases that may be transmitted through sex, such as the Zika virus."
... and pregnancy. Hello? Pregnancy too. HELLO ...

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Re: Important health alert from the CDC about condoms!

Post by scrmbldggs » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:37 pm

They're no longer allowed to use such terms. State religion forbids it.
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Re: Important health alert from the CDC about condoms!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 03, 2018 8:34 am

Pregnancy is not a disease.

They are the Center for Disease Control. :P
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Re: Important health alert from the CDC about condoms!

Post by Gord » Sat Aug 04, 2018 1:47 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Pregnancy is not a disease.

They are the Center for Disease Control. :P
But it's catching! I know a guy who spread it to multiple people. He was definitely a carrier.
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Re: Important health alert from the CDC about condoms!

Post by TJrandom » Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:37 am

Used condoms need not be disposed of - there being many additional uses. For example - children`s balloons, wraps for coins, saps for robbers, tied to car antennas to help find parked cars, hair decorations, water containers for cut flowers, pen & pencil holders, water pouches for when you are lost in the desert, drug smuggler containers, and surely thousands more... :?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:39 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Apparently they are a single use product. :shockd:

http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Health ... 79141.html
Does that mean only one person can use them at a time?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:40 am

TJrandom wrote:Used condoms need not be disposed of - there being many additional uses. For example - children`s balloons, wraps for coins, saps for robbers, tied to car antennas to help find parked cars, hair decorations, water containers for cut flowers, pen & pencil holders, water pouches for when you are lost in the desert, drug smuggler containers, and surely thousands more... :?
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