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Funny, but not jokes, images or videos.

Postby OlegTheBatty » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:05 pm

. . . with the satisfied air of a man who thinks he has an idea of his own because he has commented on the idea of another . . . - Alexandre Dumas 'The Count of Monte Cristo"

There is no statement so absurd that it has not been uttered by some philosopher. - Cicero

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Postby Matthew Ellard » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:44 pm

That was hilarious. Good on the Palestinians. They have a sense of humour. :lol:

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Postby Poodle » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:50 pm

... and impeccable logic.

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Postby OlegTheBatty » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:53 pm

Matthew Ellard wrote:That was hilarious. Good on the Palestinians. They have a sense of humour. :lol:

The Beaverton does. It's like The Onion.
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Postby Gord » Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:30 am

OlegTheBatty wrote:
Matthew Ellard wrote:That was hilarious. Good on the Palestinians. They have a sense of humour. :lol:

The Beaverton does. It's like The Onion.

Except Canadian!

Trudeau returns from Asia trip with tattoo reading “terrible negotiator”: https://www.thebeaverton.com/2017/12/tr ... egotiator/

Minimum Wage Increase Debate: https://www.thebeaverton.com/2017/12/mi ... se-debate/

Hi-larious.

Oh, and this one: https://www.thebeaverton.com/2016/12/sc ... ath-error/

TORONTO – In a startling revelation this morning Scotiabank admitted that their famous slogan ‘You’re richer than you think’ is, in fact, not true, and only arose because of a serious math error done by their accounting department....

...“It turns out you are actually poorer than you think you are. Even poorer than your parents think you are.”...

:heh:
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Postby Aztexan » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:52 pm

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Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:39 pm

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Postby Aztexan » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:33 am

I don't follow rules.
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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:36 am

"“We understand that the Mexican state of Texas is a sacred place for many large-buckled Americans, but they can rest assured that a two-state solution or a wall was not feasible,” explained Abbas." //// Except that is exactly what USA/Mexico DO have.

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Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Dec 24, 2017 1:25 am

Image
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Postby ElectricMonk » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:10 pm

I'm never going to eat Lobster ever again:

https://www.theonion.com/study-reveals- ... 1822237552
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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:38 pm

Meany.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:26 pm

ElectricMonk wrote:I'm never going to eat Lobster ever again:

https://www.theonion.com/study-reveals- ... 1822237552
:lol: I'll take your share, EM.
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Postby Aztexan » Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:01 am

Trump Says He Would Have Rushed in Unarmed to Stop School Shooting
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/26/us/p ... orida.html

Lying sack of {!#%@} lies again. That scumbag is a pathetic excuse for a man.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:06 pm

Aztexan wrote:Trump Says He Would Have Rushed in Unarmed to Stop School Shooting
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/26/us/p ... orida.html

Lying sack of {!#%@} lies again. That scumbag is a pathetic excuse for a man.
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Yeah, the guy who got FIVE draft deferments because his foot hurt would rush unarmed to face a suicidal shooter. If you find people who believe that, steer them my way so I can offload some Arizona beachfront property. :mrgreen:
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Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:12 pm

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Postby Gord » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:51 am

I need to get my mother one of those Bernie chairs.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:10 pm

Bernie Sanders' son, Levi, looks and sounds exactly like his father!
https://youtu.be/ze3MFhh_fhs
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Postby Gord » Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:49 pm

That's a video! Jeez, read the thread title, wouldja? :P
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:03 pm

:neener:
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Postby OlegTheBatty » Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:09 pm

:wedgie:
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:13 pm

:slapfight:
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Interfaith Conference

Postby ElectricMonk » Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:18 pm

No video, just sound from y favorite BBC series of mine:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRPEDemCA1s
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