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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Monster » Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:05 pm

JO 753 wrote:Made in Australia!

That kangaroo made me sad.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:35 pm

Me too. Are they a common traffic fatality there?

Here in America its raccoonz, skwrlz, and deer. Peepl with the reaction speed uv tortoisez on quaaludez shoudnt be allowed to drive.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Matthew Ellard » Sat Apr 04, 2015 2:24 am

JO 753 wrote:Me too. Are they a common traffic fatality there?

I don't know. I don't drive in the countryside very often. However these signs appear all over the place. (The camels are real.)
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:38 am

Motorsiko krashez

Kinda weird with the upbeat myoozak.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Matthew Ellard » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:27 am

JO 753 wrote:Motorsiko krashez

Kinda weird with the upbeat myoozak.


Most of those crashes appeared to be fatal. I would think most of the blokes on bikes are speeding, way over the speed limit.

I'm also surprised that many did not appear to be wearing helmets.

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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:42 am

The title haz 'deadly' in it, so its a cheat, sins not all the crashez were.

Beleev it or not there are alot more non-helmet ijits around here!
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Monster » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:41 am

JO 753 wrote:Motorsiko krashez

Kinda weird with the upbeat myoozak.

I watched up to 2:33 so far. It looks very much like nearly 100% of the motorcyclists are the ones at fault in those crashes.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:53 am

Mostly for the whole thing. There are several suprize left turnerz and door flinger openerz, but still, you haf to wonder wut kind uv laps in jujment makes sumwun beleiv its safe to be hurtling along with nothing between them and the pavement, steel vehiclez and all sorts uv unyeilding stationary obstructionz. Helmet or not, I think they are all idiots.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:13 pm

If you got the Mbps to run 2 youtoobz at the same time, the sound frum this wun goez much better with that video.
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Postby JO 753 » Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:35 am

A good set. I like the hoppity hop at the end.
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Postby JO 753 » Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:44 am

Krazyest thing you'll ever see! A Russian driving thru a forest on a clear day hits a patch uv sunlite on the road and duznt crash!!!!
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Tue Sep 01, 2015 8:57 am

Motorsiko (psycho) Hothedz. Includez a bonus gun insident!

"video no longer available" so to fill in the wasted space, herez scooter crashez:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmuXpfmFE7E
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Postby JO 753 » Sun Nov 08, 2015 9:05 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzj6JlylFUA

Amongst the usual incompetents and idiots ruining or ending their livez, at 4:20 therez a truck driver who duz an amazing lane change, threding the semi like a snake thru a space barely wider then the truck.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Mon Nov 23, 2015 4:57 am

Car Crashez Time iz up to 100 vidz!

And I'm proud to say that America haz a few respectable entryz in this edition.
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Postby Monster » Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:56 pm

This weekend, I was in Poltava, Ukraine. Some of the car accident videos show cities in former Soviet countries. 100% of those cities look like Poltava.
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Postby JO 753 » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:12 pm

Duz Kyiv look much different?
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Postby Monster » Mon Dec 07, 2015 3:02 pm

Only a little different.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 07, 2015 3:18 pm

I'm thinking of writing a "Dash Cam Crashes Drinking Game".
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Re: Crash Vidz

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JO 753 wrote:More motorsikl mayhem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HWDcMzO_2g

That was painful to watch. It looked like the majority of the accidents were due to the motorcycle driver being at fault.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:31 pm

Motorsyclez are a bad idea, so even if a car driver makes the mistake that cauzed the crash, the rezulting injuryz are still mostly the riderz fault.
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Re: Crash Vidz

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JO 753 wrote:Motorsyclez are a bad idea, so even if a car driver makes the mistake that cauzed the crash, the rezulting injuryz are still mostly the riderz fault.
I watched the Motorbike video. Frankly, it confirms my feeling that motorbikes are simply too dangerous for lots of different reasons.

In the video, I did see some humans thrown enormous distances from their bikes, who seemed to simply get up. I am amazed that our bodies can take that punishment. It makes you wonder what the evolutionary environment was, a million years ago, that made us this way.

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Postby JO 753 » Tue Jan 05, 2016 12:55 am

Maybe they will discover the Luck gene and find that sum peepl hav more uv it than otherz.
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Postby Monster » Fri Jan 15, 2016 4:44 pm

The crane at 1:48. What caused that?? At 4:40, a magic car appears from the wreckage.
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I didn't see any dooring in the M/C video.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I didn't see any dooring in the M/C video.

Do you think it's a part of one of the buses?
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I didn't see any dooring in the M/C video.

Do you think it's a part of one of the buses?

Eh? Dooring is when a motorcycle is white lining between cars and someone opens their door to cause injury to the rider. I've see cars back into the path of a bike and even one case where the rider was a motorcycle policeman with his lights and siren going.
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Re: Crash Vidz

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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I didn't see any dooring in the M/C video.

Do you think it's a part of one of the buses?

Eh? Dooring is when a motorcycle is white lining between cars and someone opens their door to cause injury to the rider. I've see cars back into the path of a bike and even one case where the rider was a motorcycle policeman with his lights and siren going.

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Postby JO 753 » Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:38 pm

I like the car transporter at 2:30. They didnt like it lying on that side. They wanted it on the driver side.

That iz weird how the crane just tips over. Duznt seem to be the ground giving way, weelz breaking or anything.

It looks like the car wuz in the lane next to the bus. Wen they are towing it away, you can see vehiclez waiting 3 or 4 across.

This set wuz about trucks, Gawd. Therez wun uv the CarCrashesTime vidz in wich a spiteful doorer gets a Russian cop! I wunder if he iz back from Siberia yet!
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Postby JO 753 » Sat Jan 16, 2016 6:45 am

Halarious at 2:31 and 3:50. Not long after that, the quality fallz off a cliff, so you dont need to watch the entire 13+ minits.
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Postby JO 753 » Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:50 pm

Good stuff & the last clip iz funny. Video removed by uzer.

I replased it with this wun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P0I7Np7Bzk
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Postby Monster » Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:26 am

This one has a rare glimpse of the drivers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WycBItqlWvI
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Postby JO 753 » Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:57 pm

You know how youv wundered wut woud happen if you drove up the ramps on a truck or trailer on the expressway at full speed? Sumbudy duz it near the end.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Sat Jan 30, 2016 12:50 am

Ramps on a truck? I missed it......I musta been "hybnotized!"

One of my routes to greater success got wiped out on the freeway when a woman dropped a cigarette in her lap and reached down to grab the butt as her car crossed a heavy divider at 70 mph to nail my Boss head on going to his final interview.

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Postby JO 753 » Sat Jan 30, 2016 1:21 am

Its at about 4:15. Therez a Suburban veering onto the shoulder and a utility truck with a trailer for big lawn mowerz or other equipment.

I dont hate speederz, I hate mokes. They can be danjerous at 10 mph.
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JO 753 wrote:You know how youv wundered wut woud happen if you drove up the ramps on a truck or trailer on the expressway at full speed? Sumbudy duz it near the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSgJY9Q8GRQ

Looks like a few deaths in there.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Sat Jan 30, 2016 1:46 am

Most uv the vidz hav quite a few fatal crashez. They usually dont show anything gory, but wen you see newz reports about fatal aksidents the rekaj often iznt that bad.
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