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Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:08 pm

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLocwc50bAk_3QnBjBZSGTvsP44r0bZm2y (orijinl wuz deleted. replast wix unuxr 12-21-2014. Vodka Video account deleted, so all the links in this topic that were frum him are ded. Click the 'play all' button for Car Crashes Time. )

Tried to find an existing topic on this. I'm sure its here, but I'm louzy at finding stuff. Anyway - sum funny stupid stuff here. The icing on the cake are the snippets uv krappy east european rock muzik they hav playing in there carz.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby octopus1 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:22 pm

JO 753 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1oW20d9Ju0

Tried to find an existing topic on this. I'm sure its here, but I'm louzy at finding stuff. Anyway - sum funny stupid stuff here. The icing on the cake are the snippets uv krappy east european rock muzik they hav playing in there carz.


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Postby JO 753 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:01 pm

A sorta rip off are the wunz that hav a pik uv a bare ass chick motorcycle poassenjr, but its not actually in the video.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby octopus1 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:08 pm

JO 753 wrote:A sorta rip off are the wunz that hav a pik uv a bare ass chick motorcycle poassenjr, but its not actually in the video.


Yeah, but that would be porn though :P

The lack of nudity notwithstanding, I liked the video :lol:
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Postby JO 753 » Sun Apr 06, 2014 5:42 pm

Evidens for my theory that crash vidz are now the chief export uv Russia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chFLe6FUASQ

Its titled Crash Compilation Japan, but only the 1st few are. Most are Russian with a few American near the end.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby octopus1 » Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:06 pm

JO 753 wrote:Evidens for my theory that crash vidz are now the chief export uv Russia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chFLe6FUASQ

Its titled Crash Compilation Japan, but only the 1st few are. Most are Russian with a few American near the end.


Avatar: I guess Jaws wasn't much of anyone's cup :P

The blue alien, oddly, beats the toothed one quite significantly ;)
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:31 pm

I thot uv going to ANJeLENU agen, but it gets too weird.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:36 pm

I had gotten used the blue guy and am glad to see back. But still miss the ape. :-P

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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:06 am

http://www.nooalf.com/CoRGWo.html. I'm working on hiz next picture now!
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Matthew Ellard » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:32 am

JO 753 wrote:http://www.nooalf.com/CoRGWo.html. I'm working on hiz next picture now!
The Mohawk money drinking beer at the desk is very well done Jo. Well done.

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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:36 am

xanks!

Catching the glowing hair iz tricky kuz it throwz off the exposure if you just set the camera on auto. Any motion at all gets blurred.

O WAT! I mean uuuu...

Yes! Many owrz uv Fotoshop! Ye! Thats the tickit!
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby octopus1 » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:13 pm

JO 753 wrote:xanks!

Catching the glowing hair iz tricky kuz it throwz off the exposure if you just set the camera on auto. Any motion at all gets blurred.

O WAT! I mean uuuu...

Yes! Many owrz uv Fotoshop! Ye! Thats the tickit!


I like Gimp.

Back to the topic, Photoshop is a good image editor.

One high-pass filtering, and the vulcanized rubber almost seems to glow.
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Postby JO 753 » Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:17 pm

American krash vid. The Russianz are winning.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Matthew Ellard » Mon Apr 14, 2014 1:57 am

JO 753 wrote:American krash vid. The Russianz are winning.


Hmmmm....It does seem that most of the Russian accidents were due to drunk driving. I think the Americans are "winning" as they had smaller safe "bingles" rather than bodies all over the road.

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ˈbɪŋg(ə) noun AUSTRALIAN informal

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Postby JO 753 » Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:18 pm

BULEU!
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby JO 753 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:17 am

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2oQ6VbVIco]A particularly violent set[/url]

(orijinl gon. ukownt trminatid. replast wix unuxr)
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Re: Crash Vidz

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Have you noticed that the cars that film the crash with the dashcams are required to stop? In one crash, the bloke in the car filming a crash is abusing the other drivers as he will be late for something.

I also only hear one "bleep" for rude language yet I thought I heard some very rude Russian words on other videos.

There are buckets of English words in Russian. C = S, T=T, O=O, П = P, И = "ee"
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Postby JO 753 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:24 pm

:lol: How would they catch you if you didnt stop?

Wut duz BLLEoT mean? I assumed '{!#%@}'. Its not alwayz exactly the same, but its the most common exclamation.

Buckets uv English? stop and taxi? Iz there no native word for stop?!

This must be a big part uv why I get so many vizitorz at nooalf.com from Russia. Dam cheapskates never order anything tho!
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Matthew Ellard » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:24 am

JO 753 wrote:Wut duz BLLEoT mean?

блядь means "You whore!" It's a general insult.

JO 753 wrote:Buckets uv English? stop and taxi? Iz there no native word for stop?
Firstly, English words are generally German or Latin in origin. Catherine the Great invited many Germans into Russia and thus there were many introduced German words. English and Russian adopted German and Latin words. Russian already had Greek words from the Byzantine Empire period.

Secondly, when the CPSU, in 1917, thought communism was going to be international, they introduced many foreign English words and started dropping German words as they were at war with Germany. Most of the Stavka, or Russian high command had to change their German surnames to Russian names during WWI.

Thirdly, new technology introduces words that become international at the same time. Most of the words below are pronounced the same in English and Russian.


Дилер = dealer
Маркетинг = marketing
Продюсер = producer
Менеджер = manager
Босс = boss
Реэлтор = realtor
Провайдер = provider
Сканер = scanner
Принтер = printer
Компьютер = computer
Блендер = blender
Интернет = Internet
Таргет = target
Паб = pub
Тренинг = training
Пассворд = password
Уикенд = weekend
Кул = cool
Вирус = virus
Диск = disc
Веб-сайт = web-site
Веб-мастер = web-master
Банер = banner
Браузер = browser
Ноутбук = notebook

Here's a challenge. what is this word and why do you use it with bread?

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Postby JO 753 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:04 am

TOSTR

Took all uv 3 sekunz refering to your list.

I wuz considering making an English/Russian version uv the Nooalf chart, but didnt hav any money to hire a tranzlator. Maybe I don't need wun? Not for the sampl wordz anyway.
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Postby JO 753 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:43 am

Interesting history.

I hate traffic controlz here. They over use stop sinez and the traffic lites seem to be programmed to maximize time & fuel squanderaj. But, after watching all theze crashez, I think the Russianz coud uze a few pointerz.

A red octogon for the stop sinez to start with!
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Matthew Ellard » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:22 am

JO 753 wrote:I wuz considering making an English/Russian version uv the Nooalf chart, but didnt hav any money to hire a tranzlator. Maybe I don't need wun? Not for the sampl wordz anyway.


It wouldn't work. Firstly, there is no Russian "alphabet song" because two of the letters are silent. Secondly there are some letters that have unique sounds that Nooalf would struggle to reproduce phonetically.

Щ = is the "shch" in fresh cheese

Х = sort of like our English "H" but hard as in loch

Ж = is a sort of "Sh" as in sugar.

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Postby octopus1 » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:40 am

Блендер = blender


So that's what that toothed jug was! :lol:
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Postby Monster » Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:25 pm

Matthew Ellard wrote:Ж = is a sort of "Sh" as in sugar.

That's like the "ge" in "garage", at least in American English.

Click the little button that looks like a speaker on the Russian side for a sample.
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Postby JO 753 » Fri Apr 18, 2014 3:48 pm

No problem: jANsENo

Matthew Ellard wrote:[color=#000080]It wouldn't work. Firstly, there is no Russian "alphabet song" because two of the letters are silent.


Dont hav a Nooalfabet song yet either. Nooalf has 20 silent letterz. They hav a teknolojikl innovation thats a vast improvement over the silent letterz found in sum languajez - they are invizable!

Secondly there are some letters that have unique sounds that Nooalf would struggle to reproduce phonetically.

Щ = is the "shch" in fresh cheese.

Х = sort of like our English "H" but hard as in loch


Altho the 'vowel k' sound iz not included in the Nooalf charts, I added a letter for it in the fonts. Its a K with a horizontal line in the middle.

'shch' iz 2 soundz.
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Postby Monster » Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:19 pm

JO 753 wrote:No problem: jANsENo

That's your version of "женщина"? It's quite inaccurate. That reminds me of the inaccuracy typical of Russians trying to approximate English words using Russian sounds only. Such as Manhattan being "Мэнхатан".
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Postby JO 753 » Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:33 pm

Therez no fasility for duration in Nooalf, so how a word soundz can hav quite a bit uv variability. Also, at normal conversational speedz, many soundz can be substituted with otherz and hav no real effect on understanding. Not being familiar with Russian at all, I don't know how that word soundz in a normal conversation. Even with that sample the E coud be I insted (jANsINo), the A coud be devided into eE (jeENsINo) and the o coud be a insted (jeENsINa).
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Monster wrote:
Matthew Ellard wrote:Ж = is a sort of "Sh" as in sugar.

That's like the "ge" in "garage", at least in American English.


Yes. I can hear that.

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Postby JO 753 » Fri May 02, 2014 2:32 am

Not the most violent, but sum odd & funny wunz.
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Fri May 02, 2014 3:56 am

JO 753 wrote:funny & weird


I liked the horse taking itself for a walk across the city using pedestrian crossings. I also like the Russian Army helicopter flying one metre over the traffic. The Russian army has a habit of doing that.

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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri May 02, 2014 4:16 am

I like the 'win' vids most of all. :-D

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Postby JO 753 » Fri May 02, 2014 7:06 am

Did you see the MIG later. Mat?!
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Postby JO 753 » Fri May 02, 2014 7:22 am

Good bunch, scrm! I like the bank robberz best.
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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Matthew Ellard » Sat May 03, 2014 2:43 am

JO 753 wrote:Did you see the MIG later. Mat?!
Yes I did. I did some schooling at an airforce base. The "knuckleheads" (fighter pilots) used to buzz the demountable building that us little children were schooled in.

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Re: Crash Vidz

Postby Matthew Ellard » Mon May 12, 2014 12:13 am

The washing machine scene was funny. I have would have made the same mistake.


Anyway.....what sort of idiot would drive a borrowed Lada around Moscow anyway?
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