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Post by Austin Harper » Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:01 am

I assume aisle 5 is crackers, chips, and cookies.
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Re: Funny image thread

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Matthew Ellard wrote:Some wag has made up a bogus home page and logo for the new Australian Research and Space Exploration agency. ARSE-Background-005_1944x.jpg
https://spaceaustralia.com.au/
I pondered this while driving.

The Australian Research & Space Exploration agency has done a lot of work with their counterparts at the American Space Service. A lot of the scientists came from the British University at Manchester and the Canberra University of New Technologies. The American scientists came from the Florida University of Chemical Kinetics and the St Louis University of Technology. The Theoretical Innovation & Technology Symposium served an advisory role.

EDIT: I just remembered the South Houston Institute of Technology and the Florida University of Chemical Kinetics Youth Outreach Union. We can’t forget about them.
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Post by Nikki Nyx » Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:09 pm

Austin Harper wrote:I assume aisle 5 is crackers, chips, and cookies.
Crackers would be a necessity. Although, I'm imagining cheese wrapped in bacon and deep-fried in beer batter. :mrgreen:
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Monster wrote:
Matthew Ellard wrote:Some wag has made up a bogus home page and logo for the new Australian Research and Space Exploration agency. ARSE-Background-005_1944x.jpg
https://spaceaustralia.com.au/
I pondered this while driving.

The Australian Research & Space Exploration agency has done a lot of work with their counterparts at the American Space Service. A lot of the scientists came from the British University at Manchester and the Canberra University of New Technologies. The American scientists came from the Florida University of Chemical Kinetics and the St Louis University of Technology. The Theoretical Innovation & Technology Symposium served an advisory role.

EDIT: I just remembered the South Houston Institute of Technology and the Florida University of Chemical Kinetics Youth Outreach Union. We can’t forget about them.
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders explained...
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Should I know that person?
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Dunno, maybe you know this one? :-P
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Should I know that person?
She's Trump's spokestwat.
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Nikki Nyx wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Should I know that person?
She's Trump's spokestwat.
So I shouldn't want to know that {!#%@}.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Should I know that person?
She's Trump's spokestwat.
So I shouldn't want to know that {!#%@}.
It certainly would not improve your quality of life to know her, unless you enjoy getting angry and screaming expletives at your TV. She is a master at formulating inanely irrational excuses for Trump's actions and statements. Hence her facial expression, evidence of the level of cognitive dissonance she must maintain. :roll:
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Look who raised her. The {!#%@} don't fall far from the {!#%@}.
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Nikki Nyx wrote:She is a master at formulating inanely irrational excuses for Trump's actions and statements.
mistress

:heh:
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Aztexan wrote:Look who raised her. The {!#%@} don't fall far from the {!#%@}.
Every time he runs for POTUS, I dub him "{!#%@}," because that's what he must have done to end up so batshit crazy.
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Gord wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:She is a master at formulating inanely irrational excuses for Trump's actions and statements.
mistress

:heh:
Archaic usage, I maintain. "Mistress" has come to mean a woman who has an affair with a married man (at least in the US, which seems to change word meanings like a person with DID changes personalities).
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Nikki Nyx wrote:
Gord wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:She is a master at formulating inanely irrational excuses for Trump's actions and statements.
mistress

:heh:
Archaic usage, I maintain. "Mistress" has come to mean a woman who has an affair with a married man (at least in the US, which seems to change word meanings like a person with DID changes personalities).
You've never met Mistress Helga, the Whip Lady, I see.
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Post by Nikki Nyx » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:19 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:
Gord wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:She is a master at formulating inanely irrational excuses for Trump's actions and statements.
mistress
:heh:
Archaic usage, I maintain. "Mistress" has come to mean a woman who has an affair with a married man (at least in the US, which seems to change word meanings like a person with DID changes personalities).
You've never met Mistress Helga, the Whip Lady, I see.
Sadly, no. Sounds like she would make a fun drinking partner. :mrgreen:
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Nikki Nyx wrote:
Gord wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:She is a master at formulating inanely irrational excuses for Trump's actions and statements.
mistress

:heh:
Archaic usage, I maintain. "Mistress" has come to mean a woman who has an affair with a married man (at least in the US, which seems to change word meanings like a person with DID changes personalities).
That's why I :heh: -ed.

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Post by Nikki Nyx » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:28 pm

Artwork for the modern world...

What if...
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Don't move!
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Major Malfunction wrote: One Splayd to rule them all.

Seriously, they are the pinnacle of one-handed eating utensil technology. I've been using them since their invention, and will never go back.

My mother bought me a new set before she died, and I inherited her '70s set after. But I must say, I much prefer the original design. The new ones are too deeply bowled, and the edges aren't sharp enough.
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How often do you stick the whole business end of a utensil into your mouth?
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:How often do you stick the whole business end of a utensil into your mouth?
Maybe once a day.

EDIT: Maybe more like once a week.
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Post by Austin Harper » Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:03 pm

I'll be honest. I lick my knives pretty regularly to get the last bit of jam or peanut butter or whatever off of them.
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Post by scrmbldggs » Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:38 pm

Totally. Waste not, articulate not. :-P

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This is just a mental image, but it made me chuckle...

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Monster wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:How often do you stick the whole business end of a utensil into your mouth?
Maybe once a day.

EDIT: Maybe more like once a week.
I've got my utensil in my mouth right now.
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Gord wrote:
Monster wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:How often do you stick the whole business end of a utensil into your mouth?
Maybe once a day.

EDIT: Maybe more like once a week.
I've got my utensil in my mouth right now.
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Post by OlegTheBatty » Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:59 pm

As the thread comes to a fork in the road, I shall not take respoonsibility for it, no matter how you slice it.
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Aztexan wrote:
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That image would work with many captions. Such as "Non-Muslim feminist woman praising Islam."
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Post by Aztexan » Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:01 am

I agree. You could also caption it: The chick who married me. Or, {!#%@} me. I'm so done. Or, I wonder what it feels like if I punched myself. Or, Hey man, it's the goddamn internet. Or,...
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I'll just post the link for copyright reasons:
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