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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Monster » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:59 pm

Matthew Ellard wrote:Some wag has made up a bogus home page and logo for the new Australian Research and Space Exploration agency. ARSE-Background-005_1944x.jpg
https://spaceaustralia.com.au/

You might be proud to know that I have smeared this site and logo you showed us onto other parts of the internet, and other people are resmearing it elsewhere.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:17 pm

You smeared.... ARSE across the net? :laff:
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Postby Major Malfunction » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:25 pm

*dog scratching its ARSE on the carpet GIF*
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Re: Funny image thread

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scrmbldggs wrote:You smeared.... ARSE across the net? :laff:

Yes.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:32 am

Monstrous! :-P
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:22 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:You smeared.... ARSE across the net? :laff:
I believe your analysis is correct. :P

It's not my fault. I came into this punfest late, and there wasn't much left.
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Nikki Nyx » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:40 pm

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Postby Nikki Nyx » Sat Jan 27, 2018 6:13 pm

:rotfl:
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jan 27, 2018 6:35 pm

Nikki Nyx wrote::rotfl:

Stop it! You'll just encourage him. :roll:
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Postby Gord » Sun Jan 28, 2018 3:39 am


"The Ka's evil twin"?

Qué? :|
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Postby Cadmusteeth » Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:37 pm

One would wonder what that is.

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Postby Gord » Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:33 pm

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It's like a Lego set. Collect them all!
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:13 pm

Gord wrote:Image

What did "Christen Gott" steal to have had the left hand of his reincarnation removed?
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:56 pm

I can see three fingers and a thumb.
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Stop poking your eye.
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Major Malfunction wrote:Stop poking your eye.

I have a million dollar eye, so watch it.

It does tricks.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:41 am

Pah! Those are free in Oz. Hand 'em out like lollies.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:31 am

Major Malfunction wrote:Pah! Those are free in Oz. Hand 'em out like lollies.

Yeah, mine ops were free, just cashing in on those body parts I left lying around back in the '70s.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:38 am

Hope you didn't litter. Reduce, reuse, recycle, and wotnot.
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:48 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:Stop poking your eye.

I have a million dollar eye, so watch it.

It does tricks.

It sure does. Such as apparently making you miss the word 'reincarnation'. :-P (one over :wink:)
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:56 am

Image

Image

Lastly, I am now internet famous. I made the following for a Cracked Photoplasty contest...and found it on Piss Myself Laughing. I feel like I should demand royalties for every hotlink. And I didn't even win the contest.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:17 am

Meh, use some bleach.


WAIT! DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH!!!

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Re: Funny image thread

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scrmbldggs wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:Stop poking your eye.

I have a million dollar eye, so watch it.

It does tricks.

It sure does. Such as apparently making you miss the word 'reincarnation'. :-P (one over :wink:)

I have no idea what that means.
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Nikki Nyx » Tue Jan 30, 2018 3:55 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Meh, use some bleach.


WAIT! DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH!!!

Oh, god, what have I done.
Too late. I feel bloody awful, but my teeth are sparkling white. :P
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Re: Funny image thread

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scrmbldggs wrote:
Gord wrote:Image

What did "Christen Gott" steal to have had the left hand of his reincarnation removed?

Bread, probably. Y'know, to make the body of Christ.
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Nikki Nyx wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Meh, use some bleach.


WAIT! DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH!!!

Oh, god, what have I done.
Too late. I feel bloody awful, but my teeth are sparkling white. :P

I've tried drinking bleach before. Never could get what people where saying when they compared it to my tea. :oops:
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Postby Gord » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:04 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:Stop poking your eye.

I have a million dollar eye, so watch it.

It does tricks.

It sure does. Such as apparently making you miss the word 'reincarnation'. :-P (one over :wink:)

I have no idea what that means.

I think it means the Christen Gott's reincarnation is Allah.
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My ob has been thoroughly scured.
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Gord wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:
Gord wrote:Image

What did "Christen Gott" steal to have had the left hand of his reincarnation removed?

Bread, probably. Y'know, to make the body of Christ.

Are you sure it wasn't toilet paper?
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scrmbldggs wrote:
Gord wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:
Gord wrote:Image

What did "Christen Gott" steal to have had the left hand of his reincarnation removed?

Bread, probably. Y'know, to make the body of Christ.

Are you sure it wasn't toilet paper?

No, that would be an Egyptian god then, to make his mummy.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:11 pm

Never heard about that reincarnation {!#%@}.
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:16 pm

just joking about Abrahamic begatting: Jahwe --> Xtian god --> the one who wipes with the left...




(and apparently at the moment that image was craven :-P)
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:22 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:just joking about Abrahamic begatting: Jahwe --> Xtian god --> the one who wipes with the left...

Well, you got that wrong. The punishment is to remove the right hand, so everything the perp does is unclean, from eating to wanking.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:30 pm

My turd eye never opened. :pardon:
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Aztexan » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:44 am

Please put an end to these ass puns. Let's be adults and put it behind us.
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