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Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:48 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
If I could read Norwegian...

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:12 pm
by Monster
Nikki Nyx wrote:
Monster wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:
Spoiler:
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You're not black metal if your logo is legible.

This is absolutely spot on.
Yep. Actual logos...
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Oh, I know. I listen to black metal and death metal and I've seen plenty of those things.

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:39 pm
by Nikki Nyx
Monster wrote:Oh, I know. I listen to black metal and death metal and I've seen plenty of those things.
In my side yard, there's a pile of branches waiting to be burned. I snapped a pic of them and posted it on FB with the comment, "Free black metal logos! No delivery." Sadly, I got no takers.

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:04 pm
by Nikki Nyx
Ladies and gentlemen, the United States of {!#%@}, in association with Twitter, proudly presents...The Girther Movement.

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Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:44 pm
by scrmbldggs
Besides the obviously cooked height, all fat, no spine (and the rest of the skeleton is also dainty, look at tiny digits and pronounced lack of shoulders) - the weight could be not as far off as one might think...


(Remember, muscle tissue is much heavier than fat. And did he take that animal off his head before he stepped on the scale?)

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:51 pm
by Matthew Ellard
Some wag has made up a bogus home page and logo for the new Australian Research and Space Exploration agency.
ARSE-Background-005_1944x.jpg

https://spaceaustralia.com.au/

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:00 pm
by scrmbldggs
:lol:

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:47 am
by Major Malfunction
It's an end we should all get behind.

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:28 am
by Gawdzilla Sama
"As we push into unexplored spaces ..."

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:49 am
by Major Malfunction
"Ground-breaking research by ARSE scientists discovers 'brown hole' that pushes 'brown matter' into Universe"

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:03 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
Major Malfunction wrote:"Ground-breaking research by ARSE scientists discovers 'brown hole' that pushes 'brown matter' into Universe"

"We're looking for the first super assive brown hole."

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:30 pm
by Major Malfunction
"Organic matter detected in rings around Uranus"

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:38 pm
by scrmbldggs
:hmm: Getting drowned in a flush of discoveries...

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:47 pm
by Major Malfunction
"ARSE probe rendezvous with Uranus"

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:55 pm
by scrmbldggs
New dish: Exploring alien worlds and cultures.

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:06 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
"The places you'll go, the things you'll see, the {!#%@} you'll deal with."

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:12 pm
by ElectricMonk
"To go where on man has gone before"
- unless you are gay.

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:18 pm
by Major Malfunction
scrmbldggs wrote:New dish: Exploring alien worlds and cultures.

"Ur-Analian people show ARSE explorers their grapes"

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:31 pm
by Major Malfunction
"ARSE explorers have near-miss encounter with dwarf brown starfish"

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:32 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
"We will explore the solar system, no ifs, ands or butts about it.

Wait..."

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:41 pm
by Major Malfunction
"ARSE Observatory identifies another binary twerking system"

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:51 pm
by Major Malfunction
"Renowned ARSE physicists argue. 'Does this mean everything we've known to be true about physics is wrong?'"

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:00 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
The Flat Arse Society is lodging a protest.

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:04 pm
by Major Malfunction
"Lawrence Clasrse, a leading arsetronomer, assures us that the rubbing of two arse cheeks together won't set the atmosphere on fire, if we just use a little ointment"

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:29 pm
by Major Malfunction
"Revolutionary Breakthrough! ARSE Scientists have discovered an unlimited source of energy by installing wireless friction arse pads on every arse cheek.

Every fart you make, every dump you take, makes your arse cheeks move in and out a little. Now that we can harness all of that energy, we can finally fart our way to the stars!"

The Hold It In, Anti-Bowel Movement Brigade are obviously distressed by these statements.

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:18 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
"Fake moon landing pictures? Kiss my arse!"

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:37 pm
by Major Malfunction
No dust on their Moonboots obviously prooves their Moonfarts aren't real.

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:57 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
Major Malfunction wrote:No dust on their Moonboots obviously prooves their Moonfarts aren't real.

Yeah, the flag didn't stop waving for a good while after it was stuck in that arse.

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:24 pm
by Major Malfunction
"ARSEtronughts discover dark side of the Moon. She didn't mind. In fact, she kinda liked it"

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:49 pm
by Matthew Ellard
Major Malfunction wrote:"Organic matter detected in rings around Uranus"


ARSE scientists have identified Klingons ( Cling-ons)

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:28 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
Mud volcano discovered by Arse on Uranus.

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:29 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:44 pm
by Major Malfunction
Matthew Ellard wrote:ARSE scientists have identified Klingons ( Cling-ons)

After closer analysis, ARSE scientists have colonically decided upon a species definition for this new lifeform.

Definitely Arse Grown Specimens.

AKA, DAGS.

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:58 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
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Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:29 am
by Major Malfunction
"ARSEstonomers reduce Beyonce's butt to twin orbital dwarf planets"

Click HERE for ARSE approved diet!

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:55 am
by Gord
Major Malfunction wrote:"...Every fart you make, every dump you take...."

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Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:59 am
by scrmbldggs
Telendoscopelicious

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:26 pm
by Monster
Matthew Ellard wrote:Some wag has made up a bogus home page and logo for the new Australian Research and Space Exploration agency. ARSE-Background-005_1944x.jpg
https://spaceaustralia.com.au/

Oh gods that's great.

Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:41 pm
by Monster
Click for a larger version.

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Re: Funny image thread

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:56 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama