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Postby Gord » Wed Jul 06, 2016 9:48 am

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Postby Aztexan » Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:48 pm

"Read books" is American for "{!#%@} you"

The more you know
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Postby Gord » Thu Jul 07, 2016 1:42 am

Speaking of American for "{!#%@} you: Donald Trump. Doonesbury strips from the '90s. :heh:
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Postby ElectricMonk » Fri Jul 08, 2016 8:30 pm

The proof for chemtrails is everywhere if you just open your eyes!
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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Jul 08, 2016 9:12 pm

ElectricMonk wrote:The chemproof for chemtrails is everywhere if you just open your chemeyes!

ftfy :-P

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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Gord » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:19 am

scrmbldggs wrote:
ElectricMonk wrote:The chemproof for chemtrails is everywhere if you just open your chemeyes!

ftfchemy :-P

Fixed it for chemyou.
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:48 am

Chem, chemney
Chem, chemney
Chem, chem, cher-ee
A sweep is as lucky
As lucky can be

Chem, chemney
Chem, chemney
Chem, chem, cher-oo
Good luck will rub off when
I shakes hands with you
Or blow me a kiss
And that's lucky too

Now as the ladder of life
Has been strung
You may think a sweep's
On the bottommost rung

Though I spends me time
In the ashes and smoke
In this 'ole wide world
There's no happier bloke

Chem, chemney
Chem, chemney
Chem, chem, cher-ee
A sweep is as lucky
As lucky can be

Chem, chemney
Chem, chemney
Chem, chem, cher-oo
Good luck will rub off when
I shakes hands with you

Chem, chemney
Chem, chemney
Chem, chem, cher-ee
A sweep is as lucky
As lucky can be


Chem, chemney
Chem, chemney
Chem, chem, cher-oo
Good luck will rub off when
I shakes hands with you

I choose me bristles
With pride, yes, I do
A broom for the shaft
And a brush for the flute

Up where the smoke
Is all billered and curled
'Tween pavement and stars
Is the chemney sweep world

When there's hardly no day
Nor hardly no night
There's things half in shadow
And halfway in light
On the rooftops of London
Coo, what a sight

Chem, chemney
Chem, chemney
Chem, chem, cher-ee
When you're with a sweep
You're in glad company

Nowhere is there
A more happier crew
Than them wot sings
"Chem chem cher-ee
Chem cher-oo"

Chem, chemney
Chem, chem, cher-ee
Chem, cher-oo
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The cyrillic says "Andrei", the guy's name.

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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Gord » Thu Jul 14, 2016 1:52 am

Monster wrote:hello-computer.jpg

I do that at least once a week. Often when alone now. It's stopped being a joke and become a way of life.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Jul 16, 2016 6:12 am

Funny...




...but what's that thing playing wif the fish?
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:lol:





More Catvin here.

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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Gord » Sat Jul 16, 2016 1:43 pm

Blast from the past!

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Timely? Is it timely? I can't tell if it's timely or not.
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Gord » Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:22 pm

I have no idea what I've discovered but it frightens me: https://www.google.com/search?q=dinosau ... 20jurassic

What is that? Disney princesses in the forms of velociraptors? Why???
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Gord wrote:I have no idea what I've discovered but it frightens me: https://www.google.com/search?q=dinosau ... 20jurassic

What is that? Disney princesses in the forms of velociraptors? Why???

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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Cadmusteeth » Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:36 pm

Gord wrote:I have no idea what I've discovered but it frightens me: https://www.google.com/search?q=dinosau ... 20jurassic

What is that? Disney princesses in the forms of velociraptors? Why???

To laugh at your fear.

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Monster wrote:

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Ain'tthatthetruth.info.
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We're screwed...

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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Gord » Mon Jul 18, 2016 4:57 am

Monster wrote:made-in-germany-or-usa.jpg

Oh yeah? Well that THIS!

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(Note the PO Box is in South Africa.)
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Monster wrote:
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Screws were made in both countries. Nothing odd about that.
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Postby Aztexan » Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:33 pm

I thought it said "of".
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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:37 pm

Aztexan wrote:I thought it said "of".

:lol: :roll:
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Postby Aztexan » Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:16 pm

I seen stupiderer {!#%@}
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Aztexan wrote:I seen stupiderer {!#%@}

Oh, yeah. Been around the world, seen "Engrish" signs and notices everywhere.
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Postby Aztexan » Mon Jul 18, 2016 4:06 pm

Nothing beats the American church sign for sheer stupidity.
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Aztexan wrote:Nothing beats the American church sign for sheer stupidity.

"Don't swallow what the Devil puts out, Jesus cums first."
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Postby Monster » Mon Jul 18, 2016 5:03 pm

I just watched this youtube video. This is two screenshots, one above the other, of Megyn Kelly interviewing a former Oklahoma state senator and a Satanist. While the Satanist has funky eye, the former state senator's smile is freaky to the point of horrifying me.

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Postby scrmbldggs » Mon Jul 18, 2016 5:19 pm

It's the eyebrows. Cover them up and he looks (almost) benign. :-P

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Postby Matthew Ellard » Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:23 am

Aztexan wrote:Nothing beats the American church sign for sheer stupidity.
Here is a fun website for making church signs that you can save and post.
http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/sign05.php

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Postby Monster » Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:02 pm

I'm not sure where to put this photo. So I'll just put it here. This is the president of Croatia, Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović. Yes, really.

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:12 pm

Monster wrote:I'm not sure where to put this photo. So I'll just put it here. This is the president of Croatia, Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović. Yes, really.

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She's a mammal.
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Postby Aztexan » Wed Jul 20, 2016 8:36 am

Did her huge, beautiful tits give it away? :P
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Gord wrote:
Monster wrote:made-in-germany-or-usa.jpg

Oh yeah? Well that THIS!

How did my take turn into a that?
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Aztexan wrote:Did her huge, beautiful tits give it away? :P

She's giving it away? Won't need this credit card then.
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Re: Funny image thread

Postby Gord » Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:47 pm

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Postby Monster » Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:40 pm

Monster wrote:I'm not sure where to put this photo. So I'll just put it here. This is the president of Croatia, Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović. Yes, really.

president-of-croatia.jpg

The internet lied to me! These photos are actually of Coco Austin, not the president. I'm ashamed to have spread falsehoods on this site. Sorry. :(
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