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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:56 am
Here's a joke that shouldn't be a joke: http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/brit ... aafcf31cc6
British Airways Magazine Really Thinks Lupita Nyong'o Is From Fictional Wakanda
Wakanda is the fictional African country where Marvel's "Black Panther" is set, not Lupita's hometown....
...Twitter user @MrFilmkritik shared a photo of the magazine’s global best-dressed feature, which lists several celebs along with their city of residence. Everyone’s information is accurate except for the 34-year-old actress who’s described as “The Marvel: Lupita Nyong’o (Wakanda).”...
...Lupita N’yongo isn’t from Wakanda. Wakanda isn’t real....
...Nyong’o is indeed co-starring in Marvel’s “Black Panther” film, but a quick Google search shows that the actress was born in Mexico, raised in Kenya and apparently lives in Brooklyn....
Welcome to Wakanda: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakanda_(comics
Yes, yes... but Wakanda could be any of those places, since it isn`t real and all....
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:00 pm
"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three.
He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof.
He disappeared without a tres."
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:30 pm
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:21 am
George Washington: I cannot tell a lie.
Richard Nixon: I cannot tell the truth.
Donald Trump: I cannot tell the difference.
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:16 pm
It's not really a joke, more a situational comedy anecdote that just sprung to mind for no particular reason...
I used to love playing Neverwinter Nights online. Dungeons & Dragons, for the uninitiated. Played it for years. Nearly always a cleric, because everyone needs a cleric, right?
So this one time we're running around in a party and someone complains one of the members isn't carrying his weight. His real life sister speaks up and says he only has one arm. So I ran over and cast a heal spell on him.
I guess you had to be there.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:50 am
Neverwinter Nights? I don't know what that is. I play Neverwinter, though: http://www.arcgames.com/en/games/neverwinter
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:44 am
donald trump's granddaughter goes to Ivanka and asks, "Mommy, can I get pregnant and have a baby of my own?"
Ivanka answers, "Of course not, honey, you're not old enough. "
So the little girl runs back to the Oval Office and says, "OK, grandpa, we can play that game again!"
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:54 am
Q: How many barbarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:11 am
*sigh* Today's lost youth...
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:47 pm
Major Malfunction wrote:
*sigh* Today's lost youth...
Screw them, I'm
not going out in this weather to look for them!
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:14 am
Reminds me of the multitude of Americans who said "yes" when asked if Agrabah should be bombed. It'd be a shame to ruin those beautiful cartoon minarets. But it would create a whole new world.