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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

Postby Monster » Sun Mar 29, 2015 9:07 pm

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Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:21 pm

Cute doesn't have to be animals, right?

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Toooooooooo cute! totally implies felines.
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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

Postby Monster » Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:35 pm

This is extremely interesting behavior. It looks very much like the beluga whale is doing this deliberately to scare the kids. And considering how intelligent whales are, that's probably what's happening. In other words, I don't think it's doing this due to mental illness or anger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh84Oe8JxUQ

EDIT: I found out it's aggression.
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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

Postby Matthew Ellard » Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:41 am

Monster wrote:This is extremely interesting behavior. It looks very much like the beluga whale is doing this deliberately to scare the kids.
Fair enough. It makes sense to me.

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Matthew Ellard wrote:
Monster wrote:This is extremely interesting behavior. It looks very much like the beluga whale is doing this deliberately to scare the kids.
Fair enough. It makes sense to me.

I edited my post and added this:

EDIT: I found out it's aggression.
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Offtopic: Monster, I just noticed the change. Did you move? Or, perhaps, are on vacation? :-D

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scrmbldggs wrote:Offtopic: Monster, I just noticed the change. Did you move? Or, perhaps, are on vacation? :-D

It's a pseudo vacation. I'm working the entire time I'm here, but at the same time, seeing as much as I can.
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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

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Monster wrote: It's a pseudo vacation. I'm working the entire time I'm here, but at the same time, seeing as much as I can.
Могу я задать вопрос. Что будет ваша работа будет в Украине?

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Он будет профессиональным водка дегустатор.
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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

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Austin Harper wrote:Он будет профессиональным водка дегустатор.
Сука. Тем не менее, я не пью водку . Удачи ему .

(My dictionary doesn't have the "good" rude words in it.)

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Matthew Ellard wrote:Могу я задать вопрос. Что будет ваша работа будет в Украине?

I work for an American company. I'm a programmer. My company has hired a Ukrainian company to do some contractual work. I work at the Ukrainian company's office.

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Vodka is one of the most vile things humans have ever invented.

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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 25, 2015 3:15 pm

Let's get this thread back on track, shall we? :P

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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

Postby Matthew Ellard » Sat Jul 25, 2015 11:49 pm

Monster wrote: Vodka is one of the most vile things humans have ever invented.

I agree. I have a couple week spots and one of those is I can't handle strong spirits. The strongest thing I ever drink is wine. The good news is the local regional wines are really nice, where you are, other than the sweet Georgian wines. You could organise an office "local region wine & cheese" sampling night and "bond with some locals".
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"If it fits, I sits." This is Clyde, you've met him before.

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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:"If it fits, I sits." This is Clyde, you've met him before.

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Your dog has a box problem.
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I've had smaller dogs.
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Those aren't dogs, they're ratcats.
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Gord wrote:Those aren't dogs, they're ratcats.

I'd put him up against a raccoon.

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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Gord wrote:Those aren't dogs, they're ratcats.

I'd put him up against a raccoon.


See? Not a dog.

But I didn't say raccoon, I said ratcat. These are ratcats:

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Science Fundamentalism...is exactly what happens when there’s a significant, perceived ideological threat to one’s traditions and identity.

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Science Fundamentalism...is exactly what happens when there’s a significant, perceived ideological threat to one’s traditions and identity.

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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

Postby Gord » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:47 pm

My brother was looking around on Google Earth and spotted my father mowing his lawn:

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(I cropped it. Image shows actual size -- he's tiny.) (Also, he's 86 this year, so me might be a little younger in that image, depending on when it was taken.)

(Also, that house in the background is not his. He sort of "exaggerates" when he mows his lawn. Sometimes he includes the neighbours' lawns. Sometimes he includes a lawn across the street. One time he drove six blocks and included my sister's lawn.)
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Gord wrote: He sort of "exaggerates" when he mows his lawn. Sometimes he includes the neighbours' lawns. Sometimes he includes a lawn across the street. One time he drove six blocks and included my sister's lawn.)


I have a lawn in the new house and I also get over excited and mow the entire street's nature strip. I like thinking when I'm mowing, because no one can talk to you, over the engine noise.

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Gord wrote:My brother was looking around on Google Earth and spotted my father mowing his lawn:

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(I cropped it. Image shows actual size -- he's tiny.) (Also, he's 86 this year, so me might be a little younger in that image, depending on when it was taken.)

(Also, that house in the background is not his. He sort of "exaggerates" when he mows his lawn. Sometimes he includes the neighbours' lawns. Sometimes he includes a lawn across the street. One time he drove six blocks and included my sister's lawn.)

Should you fuzz out or put a black bar over that lawnmower?

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I thought they were supposed to delete people from Google Earth Street View?
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I thought they were supposed to delete people from Google Earth Street View?

That's no people, that's my pa!
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Gord wrote: That's no people, that's my pa!
I saw the movie. It was so so....... :D
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Postby Gord » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:30 pm

Now that's an ugly dog.
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Re: Toooooooooo cute!

Postby Matthew Ellard » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:33 pm

It can't be a calf can it? The back legs don't seem right.


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