I've Sometimes Wondered . . .

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I've Sometimes Wondered . . .

Postby OlegTheBatty » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:08 pm

If Hindu dies and is reincarnated as a Catholic, what happens to his soul when he dies again?
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Re: I've Sometimes Wondered . . .

Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:33 pm

Whats the issue? The soul recycles or stays incarnate both at the same time....just like the Holy Trinity.
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Re: I've Sometimes Wondered . . .

Postby ElectricMonk » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:57 pm

A Hindu can be reincarnated as a worm, but not as low as a Catholic.
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Re: I've Sometimes Wondered . . .

Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:23 am

He'll definitely go to Hel - having strayed, albeit unwittingly. If there was such a thing as a bibblical god. :nuts:
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Re: I've Sometimes Wondered . . .

Postby Gord » Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:21 am

I think it's clear: OlegTheBatty needs to create a thread called Stuff OlegTheBatty Doesn't Get.

scrmbldggs wrote:He'll definitely go to Hel - having strayed, albeit unwittingly. If there was such a thing as a bibblical god. :nuts:

I'm pretty sure it's Odin and his kin who decide who goes to Hel.
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Re: I've Sometimes Wondered . . .

Postby ElectricMonk » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:01 am

Gord wrote:I think it's clear: OlegTheBatty needs to create a thread called Stuff OlegTheBatty Doesn't Get.

scrmbldggs wrote:He'll definitely go to Hel - having strayed, albeit unwittingly. If there was such a thing as a bibblical god. :nuts:

I'm pretty sure it's Odin and his kin who decide who goes to Hel.


He doesn't have much leeway in that regard: unless you died during a selfless act of bravery with a weapon in your hand, you won't go to Valhalla.
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Re: I've Sometimes Wondered . . .

Postby OlegTheBatty » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:16 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:He'll definitely go to Hel - having strayed, albeit unwittingly. If there was such a thing as a bibblical god. :nuts:

How do you know he strayed after he reincarnated as Catholic? . . . :| . . . That's a self-answering question, isn't it.
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Re: I've Sometimes Wondered . . .

Postby ElectricMonk » Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:13 pm

Maybe Gods have a Soul Clearing House, you know, where at regular intervals they swap the essences of those who have changed their Religion.
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Re: I've Sometimes Wondered . . .

Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:01 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:He'll definitely go to Hel - having strayed, albeit unwittingly. If there was such a thing as a bibblical god. :nuts:

How do you know he strayed after he reincarnated as Catholic? . . . :| . . . That's a self-answering question, isn't it.

:lol: But I was talking about the heathen incarnation.

Some would have it that those who don't know the one and truly god™ are willfully ignorant. Cos he wrote it on yer gallbladder. Or kneecap. Or was it more private parts?
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