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Worst proof of God EVAR!

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:14 pm

Mother crashes car to prove to children God is real (CBS)

NORCROSS, GA (WSB/CNN) - An Atlanta-area mother is behind bars after authorities said she deliberately crashed her vehicle to prove to her children in the backseat that God is real.

The crash was caught on camera Wednesday morning as the SUV went northbound across the southbound lanes of Peachtree Industrial, and head-in into a concrete pole.

Inside, Bakari Warren and her children, ages 5 and 7, lived to tell the tale.

Officers gently questioned the children about what had happened.

"Do you think she did it on purpose?” asked on police officer.

“Yeah because she turned, her eyes were closed and she was saying ‘blah blah blah I love God,’ " said one of the children.

"Okay, you said she had a car accident to prove that God was real?" the officer asked again.

Norcross police said Warren did tell the children to buckle up their seatbelts just before she went across the road.

Warren was frisked and handcuffed right after she got out of her vehicle.

"When the officers asked Warren what happened, her first statement to the officers was to check her Facebook and it would explain what happened," said Sgt. Ed Butynski of the Norcross Police Department.

But police said she later gave the same reasons as her children to prove that God will protect them.

"She said ‘blah blah blah I love God,’ " said one of the children.

Warren is charged with two counts of child cruelty and is being held on $22,000 bond.


Emphasis added. Smart kid.

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Re: Worst proof of God EVAR!

Postby Poodle » Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:39 pm

Oh - this one's easy. Jail Mom and get those kids as far away from her as possible. She is definitely away with the fairies.

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Re: Worst proof of God EVAR!

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Mar 25, 2018 2:20 pm

They might not jail her, but she might learn her god has no power over child protective services.
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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:18 pm

You nonbelievers make me sick. Who do you think told the woman to buckle up?
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Re: Worst proof of God EVAR!

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:36 pm

bobbo_the_Pragmatist wrote:You nonbelievers make me sick. Who do you think told the woman to buckle up?

Buckminster Fuller?
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Re: Worst proof of God EVAR!

Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:41 pm

The Buckster?....No. HE told her to build a geodesic dome in the middle of "....♫..tiny boxes, all the same..." which put her on the road to social isolation and god.
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Re: Worst proof of God EVAR!

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:20 pm

"Norcross police said Warren did tell the children to buckle up their seatbelts just before she went across the road."

Oh ye of little faith...
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Re: Worst proof of God EVAR!

Postby Monster » Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:36 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Thank No God the children are safe. :mrgreen:

Agreed.
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