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Pope Francis' edict on baby rapers.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:47 pm

Pope cuts penalties for paedophile priests - including one let off with just a lifetime of prayer for abusing five young boys
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The Pope is said to be applying his vision of a 'merciful church' to sex offenders by reducing punishments to weaker sentences, such as a lifetime of prayer and penance.

It has been revealed by church officials that Pope Francis overruled advice given to him by the Vatican Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith about two priests - allowing them to be punished by a lifetime of prayer.

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No turning them over to the police of course.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:16 pm

Oh no, that would be usurping the power and right of god to punish the holey righteously.


How do they keep track of them fulfilling their sentence? With a prayalyzer and SCAM bracelet?
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Re: Pope Francis' edict on baby rapers.

Postby Gord » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:13 am

They let God sort them out, duh.
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Re: Pope Francis' edict on baby rapers.

Postby Upton_O_Goode » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:57 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Pope cuts penalties for paedophile priests - including one let off with just a lifetime of prayer for abusing five young boys
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The Pope is said to be applying his vision of a 'merciful church' to sex offenders by reducing punishments to weaker sentences, such as a lifetime of prayer and penance.

It has been revealed by church officials that Pope Francis overruled advice given to him by the Vatican Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith about two priests - allowing them to be punished by a lifetime of prayer.

...


No turning them over to the police of course.


Of course. With Cardinal Law-unto-himself inhabiting the Vatican, what can we expect? Very disappointing in a Pope for whom I have had some hope.

Until the Church abandons its stupid, crude fundamentalist belief that only males can be priests, and they mustn't have any wives or children to distract them from their duties, there is going to be a certain number of highly non-chaste male priests having sex with one another, and with vulnerable boys and girls when they can get away with it. It looks as if we're headed back to the bad old days. This is not going to end well for the Church. Even the Irish were revolted by the revelations of clerical abuse, and church attendance there dropped off precipitously. But not as precipitously as the number of young men seeking ordination. Well, it'll be cheaper: Fewer churches to maintain, fewer confessions to hear, still fewer priests to hear them. They'll have to adopt a McChurch system, where you make your confession into a microphone from the comfort of your car, and the priest inside hands you your penance when you reach the window.
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Re: Pope Francis' edict on baby rapers.

Postby OlegTheBatty » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:37 pm

Gord wrote:They let God sort them out, duh.


But god can't punish them if they've already been punished by a secular court. Double jeopardy I suppose.
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Re: Pope Francis' edict on baby rapers.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:11 am

Upton_O_Goode wrote: ... Cardinal Law-unto-himself ...


I had almost forgotten.

New Pope in Rome, new President of the United States.

Maybe a good time to start extradition proceedings?
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Postby Poodle » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:17 am

Scratching my head here - aren't Catholic priests already dedicated to a lifetime of prayer?

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Re: Pope Francis' edict on baby rapers.

Postby Upton_O_Goode » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:11 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Upton_O_Goode wrote: ... Cardinal Law-unto-himself ...


I had almost forgotten.

New Pope in Rome, new President of the United States.

Maybe a good time to start extradition proceedings?



If only we had an extradition treaty with the Vatican. It's part of the Vatican pushmpullyou strategy. They expect to be included in international conferences as a sovereign state, but then when the ordinary relations between sovereign states are suggested, they fall back on being a religion.
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Re: Pope Francis' edict on baby rapers.

Postby Gord » Mon Feb 27, 2017 12:52 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gord wrote:They let God sort them out, duh.

But god can't punish them if they've already been punished by a secular court. Double jeopardy I suppose.

Tell it to the Pope, baby.

Poodle wrote:Scratching my head here - aren't Catholic priests already dedicated to a lifetime of prayer?

That or baby raping. It's either one or the other, apparently.
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Re: Pope Francis' edict on baby rapers.

Postby OlegTheBatty » Mon Feb 27, 2017 6:47 pm

Gord wrote:
OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gord wrote:They let God sort them out, duh.

But god can't punish them if they've already been punished by a secular court. Double jeopardy I suppose.

Tell it to the Pope, baby.


He already knows, that's why he won't turn offenders over to the cops.

Poodle wrote:Scratching my head here - aren't Catholic priests already dedicated to a lifetime of prayer?

That or baby raping. It's either one or the other, apparently.


Francis is a forward-looking Pope - he says they can have both!
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Re: Pope Francis' edict on baby rapers.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:32 pm

Poodle wrote:Scratching my head here - aren't Catholic priests already dedicated to a lifetime of prayer?


It means in a monastery where there are no kiddies.
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Re: Pope Francis' edict on baby rapers.

Postby Kevin Levites » Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:42 pm

The pope has a strategy:

Enrollment in the priesthood has been falling off recently, so...he's expecting membership to pick up by allowing the church to be a safe haven for pedophiles.

Hey, any way to help the recruiting.
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Re: Pope Francis' edict on baby rapers.

Postby OlegTheBatty » Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:39 pm

Kevin Levites wrote:The pope has a strategy:

Enrollment in the priesthood has been falling off recently, so...he's expecting membership to pick up by allowing the church to be a safe haven for pedophiles.

Hey, any way to help the recruiting.


Makes sense. To a Pope, even a pedophile is a better priest than a woman.
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Re: Pope Francis' edict on baby rapers.

Postby Kevin Levites » Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:00 pm

Actually, I should not have been so flip, and I exhibited a moment of bad taste.

Pedophiles aren't funny, and it's very difficult for me to be rational about them. I was a paramedic for over a decade, and I can tell you that it is very underreported.
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