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Santa baby bore sweet Jesus Christ.

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 24, 2017 12:00 pm

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Re: Santa baby bore sweet Jesus Christ.

Postby Gord » Sun Dec 24, 2017 12:22 pm

It's Christmas time peetime story with my baby tonight

The sandman and ass and all the reindeer so bright.

I can see "ass", what with mangers and all that, but which Christmas carol has the word "peetime" in it?
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Re: Santa baby bore sweet Jesus Christ.

Postby TJrandom » Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:07 pm

Gord wrote:
It's Christmas time peetime story with my baby tonight

The sandman and ass and all the reindeer so bright.

I can see "ass", what with mangers and all that, but which Christmas carol has the word "peetime" in it?


That is the one sung near the end of the evening, having imbibed at numerous locations as the party meandered - and finally the time arrived when it was inevitable... and Gord sung: `ah, peetime`, without missing a note.
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Postby Nikki Nyx » Tue Dec 26, 2017 6:02 pm

"Suddenly...my bladder's in motion,
And I-I-I-I-I am ready to pee out an ocean.
Suddenly...those beers catch up to me,
And I-I-I-I-I have learned that my bladder is not at all roomy."
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