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If the cops ask...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:54 pm

...I was here all night. Got it?
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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:06 am

As long as saying that'll give me an alibi...
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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby Matthew Ellard » Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:36 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:...I was here all night. Got it?
You are asking people who live in different time zones to say you were here all night? That's a quick route to the electric chair! :D

Murder those people at 9pm Wednesday night. Immediately fly to westwards to Australia. You will then leave the USA at 10pm on Wednesday and arrive in Australia at 9am on the same day. We will then go out and take photos of you in public holding kittens and helping little old ladies across the road for 24 hours, including 9pm on Wednesday night. You will have a perfect alibi. :D

The only problem is that you now have to kill every other member of the forum who has read this, to keep it secret. Although there is no specific forum rule about mass murder, Pyrrho will probably notice something. :roll:

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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby Poodle » Thu Oct 19, 2017 6:45 am

I haven't read any part of this thread.

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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby ElectricMonk » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:46 am

Great!
Give a brother a bit more warning before sending the pigs around to take my statement.

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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby TJrandom » Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:22 am

Where was "here"?

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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:13 am

TJrandom wrote:Where was "here"?

Same place it's always been. :roll:
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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby TJrandom » Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:18 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
TJrandom wrote:Where was "here"?

Same place it's always been. :roll:


So there?

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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Oct 20, 2017 10:39 am

TJrandom wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
TJrandom wrote:Where was "here"?

Same place it's always been. :roll:


So there?

Anywhere.
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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby Gord » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:51 pm

I can't tell them you were with me or we'll both end up somewhere else.
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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Oct 20, 2017 10:16 pm

Gord wrote:I can't tell them you were with me or we'll both end up somewhere else.

I already have an alibi for you. Comes with a toe tag.
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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby Gord » Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:53 am

Is that why my toe hurts?
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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Oct 22, 2017 4:53 am

You jammed it?
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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:46 am

scrmbldggs wrote:You jammed it?

Look in the box and see if you see any signs of injury to his toe.
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Re: If the cops ask...

Postby Gord » Sun Oct 22, 2017 6:06 pm

"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
"Nullius in verba" -- The Royal Society ["take nobody's word for it"]
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