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Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:17 pm
by Abdul Alhazred
Well? :P



A never ending poll.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:40 am
by xouper
You forgot one: "Correlation does not imply causation."

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:45 am
by Gord
"Correlation does not cause implications."

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:05 pm
by Abdul Alhazred
xouper wrote:You forgot one: "Correlation does not imply causation."


I was trying to avoid triggering myself. :mrgreen:

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:09 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
I'm triggered.

Spoiler:

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:22 am
by Io
Constipation does not imply consternation.

Spoiler:
(Although it often does.)

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:38 am
by scrmbldggs
Conditioner does not imply permanence.


Spoiler:

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:25 am
by Aztexan
Who the {!#%@} took Curly Joe DeRita seriously?

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:15 am
by Gord
Aztexan wrote:Who the {!#%@} took Curly Joe DeRita seriously?

Trump tried to collude with him.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:52 am
by Abdul Alhazred
Aztexan wrote:Who the {!#%@} took Curly Joe DeRita seriously?


Because the original three were totally {!#%@} serious. ;)

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:08 am
by Major Malfunction
Having to click all the boxes triggers me. Where is the "All of the above" box?

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:03 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:23 pm
by bobbo_the_Pragmatist
And yeah, she's hot.///....but fatally childish. Perhaps it was the crowd and the subject matter.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:41 pm
by Gawdzilla Sama
Perma-dick chimes in.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:25 pm
by Aztexan
I take my slapstick seriously, thank you very much.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 7:11 pm
by bobbo_the_Pragmatist
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Perma-dick chimes in.

Yes Indeed. We both agree she is attractive. Now..... are you attracted to her?

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:55 pm
by Gord
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IXzeD7apk8
And yeah, she's hot.

Which one's the hot one?

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:00 am
by Gawdzilla Sama
Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IXzeD7apk8
And yeah, she's hot.

Which one's the hot one?

Go put your hetero on and take another look.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:01 am
by Gawdzilla Sama

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:53 am
by Gord
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IXzeD7apk8
And yeah, she's hot.

Which one's the hot one?

Go put your hetero on and take another look.

Is it the one on the left? It's the one on the left, isn't it.

Love the beard. Gives me something to hang on to.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:00 am
by scrmbldggs
Gord wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IXzeD7apk8
And yeah, she's hot.

Which one's the hot one?

The one wearing those fierce hot pants.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:22 am
by Nikki Nyx
If these lyrics are the same as the one I wrote and posted when the song originally came out, I'm gonna be triggered...

...Nope, and mine was better.*




*in my completely objective, unprejudiced opinion

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:27 am
by Nikki Nyx
Tomatoes? :blink:

TOMATOES?! :shockd:

TOMATOES?! :burn:

That. Is. NOT. Chowdah.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:00 am
by Abdul Alhazred
Nikki Nyx wrote:Tomatoes? :blink:

TOMATOES?! :shockd:

TOMATOES?! :burn:

That. Is. NOT. Chowdah.


I knew that'd trigger someone. :mrgreen:

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:35 pm
by Nikki Nyx
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Nikki Nyx wrote:Tomatoes? :blink:

TOMATOES?! :shockd:

TOMATOES?! :burn:

That. Is. NOT. Chowdah.


I knew that'd trigger someone. :mrgreen:
Yep. The damn Italians in Rhode Island put tomatoes in too. Dafuq? Y'all already got your cioppino; don't mess with my chowdah.

Although, if you insist on messing with chowdah, this is a wicked cool way to mess with it.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:12 am
by Nikki Nyx
Do we yet have the concept of people being triggered by people who are triggered? Because I'm pretty sure I have that. So, fair warning.

Spoiler:
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You read that correctly. The school claimed that a manner in which a deaf toddler signed his own name "violated their weapons policy." American Sign Language...now regulated by ATF. :roll:

So...best name for someone who is triggered by the blatant stupidity of people who are triggered by everything? And...go.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:24 am
by Abdul Alhazred
Triggered by being triggered.

You know what else has triggers?

GUNS that's what. :shockd:

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:36 am
by xouper
Abdul Alhazred wrote:You know what else has triggers?


Roy Rogers?

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Edited to accommodate MM's objection to the original image I had posted.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:53 am
by Major Malfunction
Animal cruelty and shitty product placement ads trigger me.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:38 am
by Aztexan
What up, my triggas?

These are my triggers:
Litterbugs
Actual bugs
People who eat steaks well done
90% of Gord's posts
Scratching the interior of most automobiles with your fingernails
Republicans

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:55 am
by Major Malfunction
xouper wrote:Edited to accommodate MM's objection to the original image I had posted.

Now it's his boots.

Also the shitty art.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:25 am
by TJrandom
I sometimes have trigger finger - at least that is what I believe it is called, when I cannot will my finger to move and it seems frozen in a cramp. I do hope it never causes me to get shot.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:51 am
by Abdul Alhazred
Major Malfunction wrote:Animal cruelty and shitty product placement ads trigger me.


With a GUN! :shockd: :shockd: :shockd: :shockd: :shockd:

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:05 am
by Major Malfunction
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Google, the self-appointed arbiters of morality, just handed me a whole bunch of outrage triggers. Let me count the ways...

There are more women than men. Sexist.
The women aren't fat. Body shame.
They're showing their ankles. Sexual objectification.
And their faces. Good lords! They look pretty and you can see them!
Hair! You can see it. Flowers in their hair? That's internalised sexual objectification. Bunch of sluts.
OMG! One is even showing her knees!
They appear to be dancing. That's not allowed. Implies music, which is also not allowed.
They're not wearing the patriarchally-enforced high-heels.
The colours and flamboyancy are obviously overtly sexual displays, like a peacock. Peacocks are male. Must destroy.
Then there's some Aztec god dude that all the women are running away from, because men are bad.
And some other dude with a fluffy hat holding his bow wrong, pledging allegiance to the Aztec Patriarcy to murder all the Spanish bitches.
So they're fleeing, but the conquering Spaniards are so confident in their conquering, even the women are able to just dance away.
Celebrating the Spanish colonial conquest of South America seems OK with Google.

Please add your colourful opinions, and point out anything I might've missed.

:P

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:37 pm
by xouper
Aztexan wrote:What up, my triggas?

These are my triggers:
Litterbugs
Actual bugs
People who eat steaks well done
90% of Gord's posts
Scratching the interior of most automobiles with your fingernails
Republicans


I get triggered by haters.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:46 pm
by Nikki Nyx
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Triggered by being triggered.

You know what else has triggers?

GUNS that's what. :shockd:
Sure, but guns have safeties; snowflakes don't. And they all seem to have a hair trigger. :roll:

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:51 pm
by bobbo_the_Pragmatist
Here is one of my few triggers: talk show guests who cross their legs so as to put their shoes on the upholstery. Would they do that at home??? Japanese do have it right: take your shoes off.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:59 pm
by OlegTheBatty
Nikki Nyx wrote:So...best name for someone who is triggered by the blatant stupidity of people who are triggered by everything? And...go.


Trigger Hippie?

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:05 pm
by bobbo_the_Pragmatist
"Trigger Hippie" is pretty good at first impression.............but I like Hippies? Thought they had a fairly good rep?? but its in the ball park.....just need a different more current and despised group like "Trigger Antifa" but funnier. "Stay at Home Trigger".... no, doesn't catch it. "Stay at Home Nursing Vegetarian Mothers against Triggers"? ...."Trigger Activist"

"Trigger Idiot" appeals to me.

Re: Hey Snowflake! Are you triggered yet? Check all that apply.

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:39 pm
by Nikki Nyx
Aztexan wrote:What up, my triggas?
Image Priceless!

My "triggers"...in no particular order:
  • Lack of courtesy: This includes not merely people who fail to say "please" and "thank you" as appropriate, but also selfishly bad drivers, litterbugs, people who leaves messes in public rest rooms, parents who allow their children to misbehave in public, Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on my door at 8am on Saturday, and probably a hundred other things.
  • Wastes of time and resources: This includes throwing away things that still have a use, telemarketers, junk mail, people who don't recycle, having to wait for my appointment because my doctor scheduled poorly (but they'll sure bitch if you're late), lawn sprinklers running while it's raining, and so on.
  • Vermin: This includes insects and rodents in my house, as well as animal abusers, child abusers, pedophiles, and other assorted lowlifes who should get off my planet.
  • Willful stupidity: This includes bigots of all varieties, Luddites who deny scientific facts, religionists who believe their faith is factual and should be law, hypocrites, climate change deniers, trickle-down economists, and others who think their unfounded opinions constitute reality and truth.
  • Entitlement: This includes the snowflakes who are offended at everything and feel entitled to tromp on others' rights or spend others' money so their feelings won't get hurt, greedy MFs, the ridiculous concept of "affluenza," participation awards, peer promotion, etc.

I guess these aren't "triggers" in the way that snowflakes define "trigger." They're actually things that prompt a negative reaction ranging from annoyance to rage to the urge to slap the {!#%@} out of someone. :mrgreen: And I could probably think of a thousand few more to add.