Why we haven't been contracted by the aliens.
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Gawdzilla Sama
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Why we haven't been contracted by the aliens.
1. We can't even build a wall around Mexico.
2. We can't get the Chinese to pay for that wall.
3. It's a stupid idea anyway.
4. This place just flat-out scares them.
2. We can't get the Chinese to pay for that wall.
3. It's a stupid idea anyway.
4. This place just flat-out scares them.
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Re: Why we haven't been contracted by the aliens.
5. Unions.
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Gord
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Re: Why we haven't been contracted by the aliens.
6. Thanks, Trump.
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"Nullius in verba" -- The Royal Society ["take nobody's word for it"]
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Re: Why we haven't been contracted by the aliens.
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:1. We can't even build a wall around Mexico.
2. We can't get the Chinese to pay for that wall.
3. It's a stupid idea anyway.
4. This place just flat-out scares them.
5. “Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”
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scrmbldggs
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Re: Why we haven't been contracted by the aliens.
Because seven eight nine.
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Lard, save me from your followers.
Lard, save me from your followers.
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Gawdzilla Sama
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Re: Why we haven't been contracted by the aliens.
Poodle wrote:We have, We simply can't speak Tree.
I have an Ent Wife do the translations for me.
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Re: Why we haven't been contracted by the aliens.
Human slave labour just isn't competitive.
If we want to serve our Martian Overlords and survive, we should consider becoming a hive mind of worker drones.
If we want to serve our Martian Overlords and survive, we should consider becoming a hive mind of worker drones.
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ElectricMonk wrote:...we should consider becoming a hive mind of worker drones.
Tried it, liked it. Got fired for eating too much royal jelly.
"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
"Imagine an ennobling of what could be" -- the New Age BS Generator site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
"Nullius in verba" -- The Royal Society ["take nobody's word for it"]
#ANDAMOVIE
"Imagine an ennobling of what could be" -- the New Age BS Generator site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
"Nullius in verba" -- The Royal Society ["take nobody's word for it"]
#ANDAMOVIE
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Re: Why we haven't been contracted by the aliens.
Gord wrote:ElectricMonk wrote:...we should consider becoming a hive mind of worker drones.
Tried it, liked it. Got fired for eating too much royal jelly.
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Re: Why we haven't been contracted by the aliens.
scrmbldggs wrote:Gord wrote:ElectricMonk wrote:...we should consider becoming a hive mind of worker drones.
Tried it, liked it. Got fired for eating too much royal jelly.
They axed you! Was it Murder King?
No, I quit them for eating my lunch.
"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
"Imagine an ennobling of what could be" -- the New Age BS Generator site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
"Nullius in verba" -- The Royal Society ["take nobody's word for it"]
#ANDAMOVIE
"Imagine an ennobling of what could be" -- the New Age BS Generator site
"You are also taking my words out of context." -- Justin
"Nullius in verba" -- The Royal Society ["take nobody's word for it"]
#ANDAMOVIE
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