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The Porn Thread.

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:58 am

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8=========================D

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Kaepora Gaebora wrote:8=========================D


Oh Yeah! Like, I believe that :lol:

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Postby Daedalus » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:34 am

Bow chicka WOW wow!
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Postby kennyc » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:48 am

Must be UFO porn. :roll:
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Postby Kaepora Gaebora » Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:55 am

Daedalus wrote:Bow chicka WOW wow!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5wfusuQKcs

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Postby Martin Brock » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:00 am

I like porn.
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Postby Daedalus » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:20 am

Kaepora Gaebora wrote:
Daedalus wrote:Bow chicka WOW wow!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5wfusuQKcs


Halo porn... Cortana gets nekkid. :D
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Re: The Porn Thread.

Postby Kaepora Gaebora » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:20 am

Daedalus wrote:
Kaepora Gaebora wrote:
Daedalus wrote:Bow chicka WOW wow!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5wfusuQKcs


Halo porn... Cortana gets nekkid. :D


Isn't she always nude?

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Postby Matthew Ellard » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:37 am

Martin Brock wrote:I like porn.
Fair enough.

Porn is sort of interesting in how it works. I asked my father if people got aroused when they looked at "golden showers" and "poo eating" magazines. He said that, sometimes it wasn't the imagery that aroused them but rather that fact they were doing something "naughty".

If that was true, then I would imagine that as humans become less sensitive to sexual imagery that some porn magazines would have to get naughtier and naughtier to arouse people who "got off" on being naughty. I'm sort of aware that on current internet porn there are "MILFs" and "brother & sister" genres that show normal porn. I'm guessing that the "naughty bit" is now in the title of videos rather than the onscreen imagery.

I wonder where the "naughty bit" will be in future porn videos for people who get off on being "naughty"

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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:39 am

Martin Brock wrote:I like porn.

I like pornic.
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Postby fromthehills » Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:47 am

Matthew Ellard wrote:
I wonder where the "naughty bit" will be in future porn videos for people who get off on being "naughty"[/color]



They may have to start leaving something for the imagination, again.

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Re: The Porn Thread.

Postby Daedalus » Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:56 am

Kaepora Gaebora wrote:
Daedalus wrote:
Kaepora Gaebora wrote:
Daedalus wrote:Bow chicka WOW wow!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5wfusuQKcs


Halo porn... Cortana gets nekkid. :D


Isn't she always nude?


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Good point, yeah I think she is! :lol:
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Postby JO 753 » Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:30 am

Porn iz dying. I hav 6 boxez uv my dadz Playboyz & assorted porn that I cant get rid uv.

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Postby Tom Palven » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:39 am

Just googled "Classic Porn" for the oldtimers.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cla ... &FORM=IGRE
Maybe up top by "new posts" there could be "new porn," Maybe sex with robots? Sex in Woody Allen's orgasmatron?
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Re: The Porn Thread.

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:18 am

Pyrrho wrote: :abd:

:lol: I thought you'd swoop down on this thread, especially given who the OP is. :twisted:
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Postby JO 753 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:04 am

Tom-Palven wrote:Just googled "Classic Porn" for the oldtimers.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cla ... &FORM=IGRE


1. Thats Bing, not Google.
2. Not that I mind, but iznt that agenst the forum rulez?

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Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:13 am

JO 753 wrote:
Tom-Palven wrote:Just googled "Classic Porn" for the oldtimers.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cla ... &FORM=IGRE


1. Thats Bing, not Google.
2. Not that I mind, but iznt that agenst the forum rulez?

Good point! (Not that I know what he's seeing, my chosen settings won't allow for the juicy stuff :lol: )
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Postby Rob Lister » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:25 pm

I have no comment on this thread. Except this comment. Which counts as two, technically.

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Because your moustache counts as a citizen.
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Postby kennyc » Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:32 pm

Oh porn, I thought it said pron....oh well....
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Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:02 pm

I think this belongs here...
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Postby Major Malfunction » Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:15 pm

How did I know this thread would lead to tree pr0n?

Seriously. Hug a tree. And get over it.
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Major Malfunction wrote:How did I know this thread would lead to tree pr0n?

Have you been rolling in the Paranormal sub forum again. :-P
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Postby Major Malfunction » Sat Aug 24, 2013 7:23 pm

I smell like ghost tree sap.
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Postby Gord » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:27 am

"Knowledge grows through infinite timelessness" -- the random fictional Deepak Chopra quote site
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scrmbldggs wrote:I think this belongs here...
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Reminds me of one of Ruben's limericks.

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Postby Gord » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:37 am

There once was a tree from Nantucket?
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Gord wrote:There once was a tree from Nantucket?


Nah, I can't remember specifically, but something about a knot hole.

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Postby fromthehills » Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:21 am

Tom-Palven wrote:Just googled "Classic Porn" for the oldtimers.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cla ... &FORM=IGRE
Maybe up top by "new posts" there could be "new porn," Maybe sex with robots? Sex in Woody Allen's orgasmatron?



I studied all those images... for research. We need to get a grip. Things haven't changed a whole lot, have they? I mean, sure, styles, the amount of hair, or style of hair, but porn still shows, and seems to have always shown {!#%@} that crosses the mind, but probably ain't going to happen.

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fromthehills wrote:
Gord wrote:There once was a tree from Nantucket?


Nah, I can't remember specifically, but something about a knot hole.

Mary's cherry?


(Or something like that. :scratch: )
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fromthehills wrote:I studied all those images... for research.

I like hair. Tho' hairless does improve the suction.
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fromthehills wrote:Nah, I can't remember specifically, but something about a knotty hole.
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Postby JO 753 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:35 am

Givez me an idea.... If I knit myself underpants out uv porn thred.......hmmmm.

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Postby JO 753 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:16 pm

Youv likely seen the Miley Cyrus MTV myzoozik awardz performance alredy, but hav you seen the reaction frum The Enterprize? :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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