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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 7:26 pm
by TJrandom
I`ll be looking for B grade escapism movies – oh, wait… maybe the Comrade Trump fiasco is a B grade movie. Unfortunately it seems that nobody will escape unharmed.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:28 pm
by Gord
scrmbldggs wrote:Bad Santa... :evil:

:nownow: No coal for you!

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:19 am
by scrmbldggs
Gord wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:Bad Santa... :evil:

:nownow: No coal for you!

But... it's a job! It's cold! :frown: Chilluns have to be naughty to heat your funnel!! :twisted:

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:14 pm
by Gord
scrmbldggs wrote:
Gord wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:Bad Santa... :evil:

:nownow: No coal for you!

But... it's a job! It's cold! :frown: Chilluns have to be naughty to heat your funnel!! :twisted:

Chilluns?! Here in Canadia, we use us some kittens. The fur burns with a nicer stench.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 7:40 pm
by TJrandom
The grandkids are asleep, having worn themselves and me out from play and testing the limits. The older one almost beat me at chess. They`ll stay on for a few days and we will take them to theme parks, before returning them home to face their schooling next week. Everyone is healthy and doing well. So much to be happy about – with Trump being the only known and dreaded disaster winding its way toward us this new year.

Happy New Year to all…. :redwine:

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 7:44 pm
by scrmbldggs
:ahoy:

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 8:47 pm
by Poodle
Happy New Year, TJ.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 11:45 pm
by Matthew Ellard
Fireworks, for personal use, are illegal in Australia. However the Greek fellow, five doors away somehow got his paws on lots of very very large fireworks. New years eve celebrations started at 6pm with non-stop loud disco music, followed by Greek singing & dancing and bouts of fireworks displays. By 11pm three elderly Greek blokes, all wearing fishing captain caps were singing and dancing on the dining room table, smashing plates and every time one fell off he would stumble over an let off another large firework, then get back onto the table.

I can't say it was sensible behaviour, but it was a lot of fun.
:D

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2017 4:35 pm
by Poodle
Yay!!!

I rediscovered Fishing Simulator 2!!! It's a bit of a pig to set up (well, bits of it are), but it's realisticish. If you, like me, stopped fishing as a teenager, it recreates some old fun times. These days, it's totally free. It's for Windows (I know - you all wanted to know that) but it also runs happily in L***x under WINE. Venues and species from all around the world for a quick download.

Not an advert - honestly - just good fun for free, so well worth the cost. Look for fishsim.net and away you go. I was late going to bed last night this morning.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2017 4:50 pm
by scrmbldggs
That sounds like a severe case of bait and swish. :ahoy:

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2017 6:20 pm
by Major Malfunction
I think we should just knock him on the head, and put him out of our misery.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2017 7:10 pm
by Poodle
Major Malfunction wrote:I think we should just knock him on the head, and put him out of our misery.


:(

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 6:22 am
by Major Malfunction
I thought I was making a fishing joke. I wouldn't really knock you on the head. I'd watch you suffocate. :P

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:32 am
by Poodle
That's OK, then.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 12:19 pm
by Gord
Major Malfunction wrote:I thought I was making a fishing joke. I wouldn't really knock you on the head. I'd watch you suffocate. :P

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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 12:24 pm
by Poodle
There you go - it's a 'no harm done' game. Except the harm done to my ego when I can't even catch a fish in a game.

(Not true - I've caught loads and they were all THIS big).

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 3:09 pm
by Major Malfunction
Your ego can heal. It's like Wolverine. Stop crying.

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:09 am
by TJrandom
Catch and release - else eat that PisCes...

Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:50 am
by scrmbldggs