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Postby TJrandom » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:55 pm

JO 753 wrote:By then the new jeneticly tailored treatments will be mainstream. :)


That would be nice - but at this time, while there are many such treatments being tried - they only seem to work even mildly for maybe 20% of recipients and with very severe side effects at that - and at great cost. I believe it would be accurate to describe them as `fringe` and `last ditch efforts` at this time. A lot of suffering will precede any such outcome.

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Postby JO 753 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:38 pm

Az I understand it, it will be the oppozit. DNA tailored treatment
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Postby TJrandom » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:21 pm

JO 753 wrote:Az I understand it, it will be the oppozit. DNA tailored treatment


Good article... and like I said, wild west stuff - maybe gold rush days, but if it pans out, I agree, there are potential real benefits.

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Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:13 am

Ate some braised alpaca last night. Gods! It was delicious! I think I've found a new favourite meat to add to my list. Not easy to come by in these parts, tho'.

It was very rich, and quite salty, but not gamey (probably a domestic one). The flavour is difficult to describe. Stronger than lamb, similar to goat, but different. Tastier than goat. Less tang, more salt, very rich and mouth-filling, but smooth savoury flavour.

So that makes my order of preference; kangaroo, alpaca, goat, lamb, and beef.
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Postby TJrandom » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:36 am

I had a PET scan and received the results. Not a single red blip showed up that couldn`t be explained as scar tissue or arthritis. Even my once-brightly lit chest tumor was now dark, as was my thickened esophagus. No metastases, anywhere. The combination of surgery and chemotherapy worked wonders. If I wasn`t dry, I would have opened a bottle of champagne. Instead, I enjoyed a piece of dark chocolate.

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Postby Gord » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:39 am

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Postby Major Malfunction » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:54 am

A few more years left in the old dog, yet. Good stuff.
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:26 am

Sonographer : Yep there's twenty toes
Sonographer : Yep. There are four kidneys
Sonographer : Yep the four brain hemispheres are all normal.
Sonographer : Yep there are twenty fingers.
Sonographer : Yep two backbones and no evidence of Spina bifida
(Thirty other physical attributes are checked....twice)

Sonographer : OK. Lets have a listen then
(Sound FX : Two out of synch drum machines at 150BPM)

Sonographer : And this was IVF round number six with the new ICSI technique?
Matthew and Amanda : Yep

Sonographer : You got back the genetic test results last week? Right?
Matthew and Amanda : Yep. All in low risk.
Sonographer : Well I'm satisfied all is normal.

Matthew and Amanda : Can we tell people yet?
sonographer : I can't see why not. It's past 12 weeks and all is normal.

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Postby TJrandom » Sat Nov 18, 2017 6:41 am

Congrats... Congrats...

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Postby OlegTheBatty » Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:25 pm

After 6 weeks of pneumonia plus an unidentified bacterial infection, I am finally well enough to resume annoying the {!#%@} out of you all. :twisted:
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Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:17 am

Matthew Ellard wrote:Sonographer : Yep there's twenty toes

Can't say I envy you. Mine have finally learnt to feed themselves and I can sleep in again after over a decade.
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Postby JO 753 » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:53 am

Boy, youre going to carry that wate a long time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qrDlRsARwk

Its the line frum the song that I think uv wenevr sumwun tellz me they hav or are about to hav offspring. Like the yung splooj munkey I met the other day with 6 or 7 kidz (he coudnt quite recall the exact numbr).
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:06 am

Major Malfunction wrote:Can't say I envy you. Mine have finally learnt to feed themselves and I can sleep in again after over a decade.
We spent five years trying to get as far as pregnancy and never put our minds to actually bringing up kids. We now have a normal obstetrician ( Not IVF specialist) and he said to join a club for other couples having twins. That makes sense.

Do you get a double-decker pram or a two passenger side by side model.....decisions decisions..

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I get the surname rights "Temple-Ellard" but I'm banned from choosing first names.

This happened after I made some early suggestions. In Germany, the "way of the Wolf" is "Wolfgang". I suggested "way of the cat" or "Pussgang" . Alternatively, if one of the bubsies eats a lot, or "way of the pig" or "Schweingang". (Amanda was very unimpressed)

Alternatively, I suggested street names from Surry Hills. If it is a boy : "Oxford" or "Cleveland" or "Bourke". If it is a girl "Foveaux" or "Elizabeth" or "Access Parade" (Amanda was even more unimpressed)

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Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:31 am

So you've chosen the mystery package? We did that with our first, but not the second. It saves half the arguments.
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Re: Wuts Oiling Your Girz Today

Postby Matthew Ellard » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:54 am

Major Malfunction wrote:So you've chosen the mystery package? We did that with our first, but not the second. It saves half the arguments.
We are going to wait to find out gender on the birth date.

Apparently there is a thing called a "reveal party" where parents find out the sex of their children before the birth. They then bake a pink or blue cake and cover it in chocolate icing. Alternatively, the parents get a balloon shop to put either blue or pink confetti is a opaque purple balloon and pop it at the reveal party.

We're not going to do that. We are simply going to have children.
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Postby TJrandom » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:43 am

I assume that with IVF you could have one of each... so maybe a side by sider, so as to avoid the argument over who drives...

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Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:51 am

TJrandom wrote:No earrings or cowbell hangers for me.... nor ice traction spikes...

My scar is finally scaled back to a dull pain – reminds me of a burn – always there, spikes a bit when stretched, but tolerable. Plus I have a constant kicked in the nuts ache that is quite sensitive. I do hope both heal quickly.

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Matthew Ellard wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:So you've chosen the mystery package? We did that with our first, but not the second. It saves half the arguments.
We are going to wait to find out gender on the birth date.

Apparently there is a thing called a "reveal party" where parents find out the sex of their children before the birth. They then bake a pink or blue cake and cover it in chocolate icing. Alternatively, the parents get a balloon shop to put either blue or pink confetti is a opaque purple balloon and pop it at the reveal party.

We're not going to do that. We are simply going to have children.
:D

The thought of people here reproducing is ... disturbing and elating simultaneously.
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Matthew Ellard wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:Can't say I envy you. Mine have finally learnt to feed themselves and I can sleep in again after over a decade.
We spent five years trying to get as far as pregnancy and never put our minds to actually bringing up kids. We now have a normal obstetrician ( Not IVF specialist) and he said to join a club for other couples having twins. That makes sense.

Do you get a double-decker pram or a two passenger side by side model.....decisions decisions..

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I get the surname rights "Temple-Ellard" but I'm banned from choosing first names.

This happened after I made some early suggestions. In Germany, the "way of the Wolf" is "Wolfgang". I suggested "way of the cat" or "Pussgang" . Alternatively, if one of the bubsies eats a lot, or "way of the pig" or "Schweingang". (Amanda was very unimpressed)

Alternatively, I suggested street names from Surry Hills. If it is a boy : "Oxford" or "Cleveland" or "Bourke". If it is a girl "Foveaux" or "Elizabeth" or "Access Parade" (Amanda was even more unimpressed)



Matthew for a girl, Amanda for a boy. You'd each have a namesake, and there would be no confusion between sr. and jr.
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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:The thought of people here reproducing is ... disturbing and elating simultaneously.

If ya can't beat 'em, outbreed 'em.
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Learn not to beat them, though you may be tempted at times, and they will turn out better...

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Postby JO 753 » Sun Nov 19, 2017 6:23 pm

Brolinteen! Thats the wun I wuz trying to recall! I believ its wun uv the Eddorianz.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:29 pm

TJrandom wrote:Learn not to beat them, though you may be tempted at times, and they will turn out better...

I know you're taking the piss. And I used beat instead of defeat as bait for just such a comment. I'm sure I don't need to explain, but my comment was an allusion to how the major religions have been fighting their wars. Which is why they all encourage as many children as possible. No pulling out, no contraceptives, no abortions. Because we need good Christian (et alia) soldiers to fight our wars. And if you can't beat them in a war, then try to swamp-out their culture by sheer numbers.

So perhaps skeptics should adopt a similar strategy against the wooists. :)

As for disciplining children, I've never raised my hand. And I only ever raised my voice twice in demonstration. "If you don't behave, I'll roar. Do you want Daddy to roar? (in my loudest roar) ROAAAARRRRR!!!" Once each was enough, when they were about two. They cried. Never had to raise my voice again.

And then I explained that I would never yell at them again unless they made me really angry, or their life was in immediate danger.

I'm very patient with them. I've found the best way is to use a stern and reasonable voice. And just explain in a way they can understand at their age why they shouldn't be poking knives into power sockets. It burns. Ouchies. You will die. Ouchies.

I'm a teacher, not a tyrant.

I learnt that lesson by observing other parents constantly screaming, berating, threatening, and getting physical with their kids. It just makes it worse. The kids don't respect you, they don't listen, they know you're full of {!#%@}, and they're smart. They'll try to play you, and if you can't outwit a toddler, you probably shouldn't have kids. :P

Maybe we should start a Skeptics Parenting Advice thread for the parents of our new potential indoctrinates...
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JO 753 wrote:
Matthew Ellard wrote:Naming Rights

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I lost naming rights to anything in perpetuity after I suggested my brother name his first son "Bud Light"...and he did.

Somewhere in British Columbia there is a 20-something 9th-grade-educated Bud Light living the life you'd expect after reading this sentence. :?
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:shock: An awesum accomplishment.
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Gord wrote:I lost naming rights to anything in perpetuity after I suggested my brother name his first son "Bud Light"...and he did.

Was he conceived in a canoe?
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Major Malfunction wrote:
Gord wrote:I lost naming rights to anything in perpetuity after I suggested my brother name his first son "Bud Light"...and he did.

Was he conceived in a canoe?

Hang on, let me check.
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Postby Gord » Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:54 pm

No, March of that year would have been too cold for canoeing. It was probably a kayak.
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Gord wrote: I lost naming rights to anything in perpetuity after I suggested my brother name his first son "Bud Light"...and he did.
I remind you my parents nick-named me "Matt Squares" for my entire life, after a Heuga carpet tile TV advertisement. :D
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Postby TJrandom » Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:51 pm

I always found that lowering my voice worked better...

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Matthew Ellard wrote: I remind you my parents nick-named me "Matt Squares" for my entire life, after a Heuga carpet tile TV advertisement. :D

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on your doorstep?
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Matthew Ellard wrote: I remind you my parents nick-named me "Matt Squares" for my entire life, after a Heuga carpet tile TV advertisement. :D

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on your doorstep?

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Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:31 am

the naming list is a good one. Reminds me of my favorite name for a stripper that actually was a characters name on the tv show "Son of the Beach." I offer: Porcelain Bidet. I said this to a stripper once and she stared at me quite blankly. I think her name was Too Much Honey. "Thats a lot to remember" I thought, but I held my tongue.
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bobbo_the_Pragmatist wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on your doorstep?

First Base?

You'd kiss him?
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Major Malfunction wrote:
bobbo_the_Pragmatist wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on your doorstep?

First Base?

You'd kiss him?

No, he just wouldn't slide into him.
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Postby Aztexan » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:23 am

The Major specifically said, and I quote,
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on your doorstep?


And Bobbo answered,
First Base?


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