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Re: The Right Thread

Postby JO 753 » Tue Jul 26, 2016 4:25 am

Angel wrote:Is pushing a person off the roof to get
to the sniper who is going to shoot
the president really worth it?


Yes!

Who woud be standing in the way uv a SWAT ajent obviously wanting to get past him on a roof wen The Prez in in the area?

A dumass dimwit, thats who! The world haz an unsupportabl surpluss uv them, so its another plus pushing him off. In fact, the ajent shoud get a second medal for that.
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby JO 753 » Tue Jul 26, 2016 4:37 am

Herez a few real life dumassez: Daily Mail - woman killed by tiger at park

Maybe its my inner Libertarian talking here, but our sivilization woud be in much better shape if life wuz more hazardous for stupid peepl.
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:46 am

I'd think it was that way in the past. Way to speak of your ancestors, JO. :-P


JK, you're obviously the offspring of those who beat the odds.

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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Angel » Tue Jul 26, 2016 4:29 pm

JO 753 wrote:
Angel wrote:Is pushing a person off the roof to get
to the sniper who is going to shoot
the president really worth it?


Yes!

Who woud be standing in the way uv a SWAT ajent obviously wanting to get past him on a roof wen The Prez in in the area?

A dumass dimwit, thats who! The world haz an unsupportabl surpluss uv them, so its another plus pushing him off. In fact, the ajent shoud get a second medal for that.


ROFLMAOOOO :lol:

Poloticians r a dime a dozen lol
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Angel » Tue Jul 26, 2016 4:37 pm

JO 753 wrote:Herez a few real life dumassez: Daily Mail - woman killed by tiger at park

Maybe its my inner Libertarian talking here, but our sivilization woud be in much better shape if life wuz more hazardous for stupid peepl.


Even God agrees with that hahaha
There r just toooooooooo many people
on this planet 0.o* whas up wit peeps
breedin like hunny bunnies?
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Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:37 pm

Depends on where you're asking. Some blame their overactive sex life on the "fruitful and multiply" decree...

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Re: The Right Thread

Postby JO 753 » Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:14 pm

"Go forth and multiply,but be sure to stop wen you get to a billion, otherwize you'll end up drowning in your own {!#%@}."

"Sorry my lord, I coudnt make out that last part. The signal got weak and garbled... Hello? Hello?"
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Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:20 pm

:lol: And they then followed that up with reading "celibate" instead of "celebrate".

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Re: The Right Thread

Postby OlegTheBatty » Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:29 pm

Angel wrote:Is pushing a person off the roof to get
to the sniper who is going to shoot
the president really worth it?

There are presidents I wouldn't push a healthy crow off the roof to save.
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby scrmbldggs » Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:29 pm

:lol:

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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Poodle » Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:55 pm

I'd push him only if he was fat and I knew he would stop the runaway rail truck before it ploughed into the people laying across the line.

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Postby Angel » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:34 pm

scrmbldggs wrote::lol: And they then followed that up with reading "celibate" instead of "celebrate".


Hehe
How many cells can you bate? :mrgreen:
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Postby Angel » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:42 pm

JO 753 wrote:"Go forth and multiply,but be sure to stop wen you get to a billion, otherwize you'll end up drowning in your own {!#%@}."

"Sorry my lord, I coudnt make out that last part. The signal got weak and garbled... Hello? Hello?"


You can hear?
I can't. I don't know where
information forms itself or how or
why I get it.
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Postby Angel » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:49 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:Depends on where you're asking. Some blame their overactive sex life on the "fruitful and multiply" decree...


You know the one~" it is not good for a
man to be alone"?
I was thinking it's cause he'd be sticking
his thingy in all the wrong places. ;)
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Postby scrmbldggs » Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:24 am

Ya know, and I'd think you're quite correct about that. Besides that he also wouldn't know how to find clean socks...

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Re: The Right Thread

Postby TJrandom » Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:30 am

scrmbldggs wrote:Ya know, and I'd think you're quite correct about that. Besides that he also wouldn't know how to find clean socks...


Clean socks? Aren`t those the ones that come out of the package from the store? Surely he could find a store.... :hmm:

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Postby Gord » Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:40 am

Poodle wrote:I'd push him only if he was fat and I knew he would stop the runaway rail truck before it ploughed into the people laying across the line.

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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Poodle » Wed Jul 27, 2016 5:29 am

Today, I stop giving you ammunition.

Maybe.

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Postby Angel » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:12 pm

TJrandom wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:Ya know, and I'd think you're quite correct about that. Besides that he also wouldn't know how to find clean socks...


Clean socks? Aren`t those the ones that come out of the package from the store? Surely he could find a store.... :hmm:


Oh they can find the store but they seldom
come back with socks hahaha
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Postby Angel » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:14 pm

Poodle wrote:Today, I stop giving you ammunition.

Maybe.


You can always ~
be fruitful & multiply~
Make a bunch of accounts
on here and run circles around them ;)
Or play hide & seek lol
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Postby Aztexan » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:36 pm

And the lord said, "Go forth, be fruitful and multiply, for thine shall be thy ultimate troll. Lol"
This is a sentence. tHi5 iz a seN+3nce oN drUgs!!!

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Postby Major Malfunction » Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:27 am

I'm losing a lot of "friends" because I'm calling them on their BS.

They post some BS. I say, well that's just BS, and here's why... Blocked.

This is even starting to infect people I've known for decades. Family even. Disagree with anything they say, or some crappy meme... Blocked.

The {!#%@} is going on, man?
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Postby TJrandom » Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:45 am

Major Malfunction wrote:I'm losing a lot of "friends" because I'm calling them on their BS.

They post some BS. I say, well that's just BS, and here's why... Blocked.

This is even starting to infect people I've known for decades. Family even. Disagree with anything they say, or some crappy meme... Blocked.

The {!#%@} is going on, man?


When you tell a friend that they are spouting BS, it needs to be when you are sharing a beer. If you feel that they took it personally, then buy the next round.

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Postby Major Malfunction » Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:26 am

Now someone posted a picture of a rainbow, and someone else said, guess who that is coming to visit you! And I asked, Sir Isaac Newton?

And... they totally went on with their god {!#%@}...

I think I'll just quietly unfriend that lot, too.
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Postby Major Malfunction » Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:54 am

I quietly unfriended one god person, but she just quietly friend requested back. {!#%@}!
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Postby Gord » Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:20 pm

Noisily unfriend her, then. And say God told you to do it. :beee:
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Postby TJrandom » Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:37 pm

Gord wrote:Noisily unfriend her, then. And say God told you to do it. :beee:


Wait wait wait... he did say that she was offering sex, didn`t he? I`d let her be a friend on that condition... and of course with the kicker that she didn`t scream OH God too loudly at that critical moment.

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Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:50 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:Now someone posted a picture of a rainbow, and someone else said, guess who that is coming to visit you! And I asked, Sir Isaac Newton?

And... they totally went on with their god {!#%@}...

I think I'll just quietly unfriend that lot, too.

Maybe that's preferable over those who'd claim that rainbow was caused by the chemicals secretly put into planes and water by the Alien lizard gubmint?

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Postby Angel » Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:23 pm

Oh the things u peers
do to us lol
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Bear-speak

Postby TJrandom » Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:07 pm

Here bear, here bear – please come and eat me… (What bells, radios, calling out when hiking means in bear-speak…)

Bears in Japan may be turning into man-eaters

Animal experts warn that bears in Japan have become accustomed to such sounds as radios and the ringing of bells used by humans to frighten them away and now may instead be attracted by the sounds as a marker of human prey.


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Postby Angel » Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:19 pm

Hahaha
Lions and tiggers and teddy bears
Oh My!!


Oh I get it~
Your killing all of God's
speakers. So nobody will
hear God anymore .
All they will hear is the
lion's roar. LoL
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:34 pm

Hey TJ---"sounds like" the park rangers ought to go out with those radios and bells with some buckshot loaded shotguns and put the fear of hoomans back into those bears. I thought "healthy" bears learned not to attack hoomans simply because they were not a good food source.....course now... with the Jappos (ha, ha) getting fatter off MacDonno's...maybe that is changing?

time for the only thing Bears understand: ammo.
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You gotta read to the very end to get the funny. Thanks.
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Postby TJrandom » Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:26 pm

Saw pictures of the Dubai 777 crash/fire - with passengers taking luggage from the overhead bins. How incredibly stupid and selfish. Luckily nobody on the flight died.

Time to implement an automated bin-lock system, to prevent bin opening when people shouldn`t be doing so - during take-offs, landings, and emergencies.

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Postby Angel » Thu Aug 04, 2016 9:54 am

When you reduce your speach to chat
speak ~ do you go tone deaf?
Is that why kids can't hear older
people when they speak?
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Postby OlegTheBatty » Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:47 pm

Angel wrote:When you reduce your speach to chat
speak ~ do you go tone deaf?
Is that why kids can't hear older
people when they speak?

Kids never have listened. Language was invented so parents could complain that their kids never listen.
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OlegTheBatty wrote:
Angel wrote:When you reduce your speach to chat
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Is that why kids can't hear older
people when they speak?

Kids never have listened. Language was invented so parents could complain that their kids never listen.


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Postby TJrandom » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:36 pm

Damn – these man were slow. I swear – the fastest being a full 0.4 seconds. I know I could beat that – say in the range of 0.1 seconds.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... trays.html

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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Matthew Ellard » Wed Aug 10, 2016 1:18 am

Men always look at women's breasts and cant help themselves
TJrandom wrote:Damn – these man were slow. I swear – the fastest being a full 0.4 seconds. I know I could beat that – say in the range of 0.1 seconds.


In my mind, looking at a woman's tits is an innate behaviour, similar to a peahen checking out a peacock's feather display. We simply can't help it.

Some of you may remember a claim that human females evolved breasts to look look like bottoms, as humans converted from rear entry sexual behaviour to "face to face" sexual behaviour. If this is true, then it it becomes even more hardwired for bloke to look at women's breasts.

So next time you are talking the Heady Lamarr, the Austrian scientist who invented Blue tooth, you should inform her of your innate need to preserve the species and start staring. :D

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