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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:28 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:I wouldn't bet your life on it.

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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Angel » Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:41 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:There's always someone better at something than you.


Oh yes ~ always as I can't even be
bothered to try anymore .
It's like getting pushed back in your
seat every time you try to stand up.
A waste of energy if you ask me.
Big deal ~ so what ~ it's not like anybody
actually cares about what I do or don't do.
I remain glad I got to try. :-)
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:43 pm

You could think either I think your life means nothing to me, or it's too precious.
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Angel » Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:45 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:There's always someone better at something than you.

But nobody's better at nothing than me.


How do you do nothing?
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Angel » Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:46 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:You could think either I think your life means nothing to me, or it's too precious.

Why limit yourself ? lol

How can a person bet their life
when they don't know what life is?
Are you betting your water?
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:51 pm

Exactly.
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:11 pm

Angel wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:There's always someone better at something than you.

But nobody's better at nothing than me.


How do you do nothing?

I post here.
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby TJrandom » Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:22 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Major Malfunction wrote:I wouldn't bet your life on it.

Me: You have a gambling problem.
He: No I don't!
Me: Then you can stop gambling at any time?
He: Sure can! I'll stop right now!
Me: I bet you fifty dollars you won't keep that vow for five minutes.
He: You're on!
Me: Pay me.


Somewhere I read that St. Louis was second on a `sin index`, right behind Las Vegas. Gambling being one of the criteria... Your contribution counted - so please keep up the good work. :)

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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:23 pm

I teach debauchery at the college level.
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Matthew Ellard » Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:12 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I teach debauchery at the college level.
That's good news. I'd hate to think you taught debauchery at pre-school. :D

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Re: The Right Thread

Postby TJrandom » Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:22 pm

Ah, Advanced Debauchery...

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Postby OlegTheBatty » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:40 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I teach debauchery at the college level.

When I went to college, everyone already knew how to debauch.
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:47 pm

OlegTheBatty wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I teach debauchery at the college level.

When I went to college, everyone already knew how to debauch.

Amateurs.
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:33 am

It just occurred to me that I'm an inflatable assassin robot, and Big Hero Six is an inflatable medic robot, so that makes us arch-enemies.

Kill the medics!
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Poodle » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:47 am

Unfair! That robot has a huge paunch - obviously unfit. Besides which, it wears orange armour. ORANGE!!!!!

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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:41 am

I slouch a bit, and orange doesn't suit me!

FIGHT!!!
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Re: The Right Thread

Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Jan 13, 2017 1:47 pm

Bakshi did inflatable robots first.

*MM swings!*
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