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Re: It's muh birthday, muh buh-buh-buh-birthday!

Postby Flash » Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:35 am

You don't want to have a birthday every year Gord. Too many of them can kill you. :hb:
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Postby Gord » Thu Feb 18, 2016 12:44 am

But if I stop having them, I'll be dead! :shock:
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Postby Major Malfunction » Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:08 am

I'm sure he's got some kind of voodoo deal going on where every well-wish leeches a birthday outta the well-wisher and extends his life.
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Postby TJrandom » Thu Feb 18, 2016 1:49 am

Happy belated birthday.... I stopped having any some years ago.... I`m 18 when asked (in my dreams...)

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Postby scrmbldggs » Thu Feb 18, 2016 2:11 am

Major Malfunction wrote:I'm sure he's got some kind of voodoo deal going on where every well-wish leeches a birthday outta the well-wisher and extends his life.

:lol:

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Postby Aztexan » Thu Feb 18, 2016 3:38 am

Major Malfunction wrote:I'm just here for the free thanks... Oh, wait. I think it was yesterday. It's hard to tell with the world all spinning around.


{!#%@} thanks. I'm not leaving until I get beer and cake.
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Postby Matthew Ellard » Thu Feb 18, 2016 4:15 am

Aztexan wrote: {!#%@} thanks. I'm not leaving until I get beer and cake.
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Postby Gord » Thu Feb 18, 2016 7:48 pm

Matthew Ellard wrote:
Aztexan wrote: {!#%@} thanks. I'm not leaving until I get beer and cake.
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This one's pure beer. Apparently. Somehow.

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Postby ElectricMonk » Fri Feb 19, 2016 8:20 am

Well, the Tsingtao brewery was founded by German settlers to China at the beginning of the 20th century ...
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Postby Gord » Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:07 pm

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Postby Aztexan » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:18 pm

I quit drinking actually so I'll have nein more.
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Postby scrmbldggs » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:00 am

Anuther one!









We got you this! But maybe you'd rather have this?

(and you can find it here) :-P

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Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:27 am

You old {!#%@}, you! *backslap and wink*

Another lap around the Sun. That's something worth celebrating. I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but living is hard... I mean, you literally have to try not to die constantly.
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Postby Poodle » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:37 am

I bought you a zoo, Hope you like it. Here's the inventory ...

Hippo, Birdies, two Ewes
Hippo, Birdies, two Ewes
Hippo, Birdies, Deer, Gord
Hippo, Birdies, two Ewes

Yes - the old ones are still the best.

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Postby Gord » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:46 am

Thanks. I was really hoping for some cake, but that stuff'll do too.
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Postby ElectricMonk » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:02 am

Here you go:

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Postby Major Malfunction » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:13 am

My diabeetus demon says, "Aye!"
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Postby TJrandom » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:17 am

I commiserate with you… more aching muscles, sagging tissues, declining eyesight, hearing impaired, a limp, a bent back, … if only one improved with age.

Oh wait, the alternative to birthdays is … no more birthdays… so congratulations! Have a glass of wine on me... :redwine:

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Postby Gord » Sat Feb 18, 2017 12:04 am

Ew, raspberries! My most hated form of rasp, in berry form.

TJrandom wrote:… more aching muscles, sagging tissues, declining eyesight, hearing impaired, a limp, a bent back, …

My muscles actually ache less now than when I was younger; maybe it's nerve damage, haha! (Wait, is that a bad thing?) And I've always had a limp, even before I could walk.
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Postby Gord » Sat Feb 18, 2017 12:05 am

Somebody bought me a cake, and somebody else got me dinner reservations. I'm supposed to be at both places at the same time, in roughly...5 minutes ago. Hmmm! I should check my messages more often.
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Postby Gord » Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:35 am

scrmbldggs wrote:https://youtu.be/AmzjkWtnVxE?t=12m20s


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Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:39 am

And, naturally, there's a lightshow for ya. :-P

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Postby Aztexan » Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:59 pm

Happy very very late birthday, Gord!

I didn't feel like starting a new thread and whose better to highjack than dear old Gord but today is my 10th anniversary of lowering the collective IQ here.

Carry on. It's no big deal.

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Postby scrmbldggs » Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:50 pm

Ten! That's like half a dozen, eh. :gb:


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Postby Gord » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:16 am

Huzzah! Ten, ten, ten, ten, let's sing a song about ten! How many is ten?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wxHeWaXa_I

"Ten chocolate layer cakes!"

Classic. 8-)
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Postby Major Malfunction » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:44 am

Aztexan wrote:Happy very very late birthday, Gord!

I didn't feel like starting a new thread and whose better to highjack than dear old Gord but today is my 10th anniversary of lowering the collective IQ here.

Carry on. It's no big deal.

See ya.

What are you talking about? I signed-up way before you, and have way more stupid posts.
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Postby Gord » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:33 pm

Ooh, a pissing contest, is it?!

Well I have the most stupid posts of all! HA HA! Take that, Bembridge scholars!
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Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:37 pm

Ha, I was appointed this. Take that! :beee:

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Postby Gord » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:47 pm

scrmbldggs wrote:Ha, I was appointed this. Take that! :beee:

Don't be silly, you can't pick cherries in a vineyard. Cherries grow on trees, silly!
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Postby scrmbldggs » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:11 pm

Gord wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:Ha, I was appointed this. Take that! :beee:

Don't be silly, you can't pick cherries in a vineyard. Cherries grow on trees, silly!

No, that's peenuts. :roll:

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Postby Gord » Mon Apr 03, 2017 12:18 am

scrmbldggs wrote:
Gord wrote:
scrmbldggs wrote:Ha, I was appointed this. Take that! :beee:

Don't be silly, you can't pick cherries in a vineyard. Cherries grow on trees, silly!

No, that's peenuts. :roll:

The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu
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Postby Major Malfunction » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:08 am

Gord wrote:Ooh, a pissing contest, is it?!

Well I have the most stupid posts of all! HA HA! Take that, Bembridge scholars!

It's not just about quantity, but quality. My posts are much more stupider than yours.
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Postby Gord » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:54 pm

Major Malfunction wrote:
Gord wrote:Ooh, a pissing contest, is it?!

Well I have the most stupid posts of all! HA HA! Take that, Bembridge scholars!

It's not just about quantity, but quality. My posts are much more stupider than yours.

It's always about quantity when you start with the goalposts "I signed-up way before you, and have way more stupid posts". :beee:
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Postby Major Malfunction » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:39 pm

"Way more" could indicate either.

Do you make the most stupid posts, or the most stupid posts?
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Postby Aztexan » Wed Apr 05, 2017 4:56 am

Yes
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Postby Gord » Wed Apr 05, 2017 5:25 am

Major Malfunction wrote:"Way more" could indicate either.

Do you make the most stupid posts, or the most stupid posts?

I disagree! Your words mean exactly what I mean them to mean, and nothing more. :P
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