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Last post by TJrandom « Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:03 pm
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by JO 753 » Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:19 pm
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My mom came up with a good wun this morning.

Me: "Therez a skunk in the nayborhood."

Mom: "How do you know?"

Me: "Take a...

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My new girlfriend's car had a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late,...
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Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:03 pm
Funny image thread

Last post by scrmbldggs « Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:38 pm
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by Monster » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:42 pm
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I didn't want to start a whole new thread just for one image, so I made this thread for many images. Post any funny image you feel like. I found this...
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Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:38 pm
Do you have any funny/embarrassing moments you’re willing to share?

Last post by Gord « Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:49 am
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by Coveny » Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:33 am
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So I read this article and it’s hilarious: The fart that (almost) altered my destiny.

So I was wondering if anyone else had any funny/embarrassing...

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was thinking about the nope , none -
just realized - WILLING TO SHARE
The unspoken qualifier "that you can remember" needs to be applied...

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Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:49 am
trump is losing it!

Last post by JO 753 « Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:29 am
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by Aztexan » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:38 pm
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Here's to hoping that {!#%@} scumbag racist idiot piece of {!#%@} chokes to death or has a heart attack.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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"The best you can hope for iz an unmarked grave. Otherwize the prosecution will hire vagrants to desicrate it every year on the anniversary uv...

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Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:29 am
'Chronic Metal Fatigue Syndrome'

Last post by Gawdzilla Sama « Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:58 pm

by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:58 pm

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Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:58 pm
Funny videos

Last post by JO 753 « Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:25 am
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by Monster » Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:13 pm
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I couldn't find another thread for this particular topic. So, I'm smearing these videos here. Perhaps some of these videos were already on this site,...
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Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:25 am
April Fools

Last post by OlegTheBatty « Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:07 pm
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by TJrandom » Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:42 pm
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I thought it would be nice to have an April Fools news story thread – to give fair warning to anyone naive enough to be duped. Please add a link to...

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I thought it would be nice to have an April Fools news story thread – to give fair warning to anyone naive enough to be duped. Please add a link to...

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Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:07 pm
Funny, but not jokes, images or videos.

Last post by ElectricMonk « Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:18 pm
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by OlegTheBatty » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:05 pm
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Palestinians Recognize Texas As Part Of Mexico

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No video, just sound from y favorite BBC series of mine:

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Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:18 pm
Antifa?

Last post by JO 753 « Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:12 pm
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by JO 753 » Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:06 pm
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I have been labeled az 'antifa' by a gun nut. I think he iz mistaken. SEVERELY mistaken.

I like fa. In fact, I am a big fan uv fa. If there iz fa to...

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:lol:

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Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:12 pm
Another One Bites the Dust

Last post by Aztexan « Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:13 pm
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by Aztexan » Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:29 pm
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Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:13 pm
Montreal Artist Pranks Police With Fake Car Made of Snow

Last post by OlegTheBatty « Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:51 pm
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by Gord » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:43 am
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Montreal artist Simon Laprise spent four hours sculpting a false vehicle in a snow removal zone.

Amused by the fake car, officers left a ticket...

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Maybe I should have just made a catch-all title, like "Weird shite in Canada" or something.

Next up we have:

Someone Has Been...

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Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:51 pm
Toooooooooo cute!

Last post by Cadmusteeth « Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:11 pm
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by Chachacha » Fri May 15, 2009 6:03 pm
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Whistling puppy

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That explains this...

It could, couldn't it?
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Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:11 pm
Speeding up Darwinism...

Last post by Gawdzilla Sama « Sat Dec 30, 2017 7:13 pm
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by Nikki Nyx » Sun Aug 13, 2017 6:46 pm
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Fidget Spinners are choking and fire hazards .
Fidget spinners contain small pieces such as batteries and ball bearings which can be a serious...

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:shock:

You mean like this ?
She did have a heck of a bush... :shock:

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Sat Dec 30, 2017 7:13 pm
Mattis the Humanitarian

Last post by Tom Palven « Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:34 am

by Tom Palven » Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:34 am

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Sat Dec 30, 2017 11:34 am
Crash Vidz

Last post by JO 753 « Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:14 pm
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by JO 753 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:08 pm
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(orijinl wuz deleted. replast wix unuxr 12-21-2014. Vodka Video account deleted, so all the links in this topic that were frum him are ded. Click the...
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Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:14 pm
Twisted Lyrics

Last post by Nikki Nyx « Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:01 pm
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by Nikki Nyx » Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:37 pm
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My good friend is a karaoke deejay, and I create all her online flyers. When I post them, for an upcoming, gig, I frequently write what I call...

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Here's another one (hat tip to the Police)...

Once that you've decided you are drinking
You really should be happy in your heart
Check your head and...

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Fri Nov 17, 2017 7:01 pm
'Murika...

Last post by Nikki Nyx « Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:28 pm
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by Nikki Nyx » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:21 am
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I feel no shame in starting this thread, because I am American. However, I am not 'Murikan. Find funny images of things and people that are uniquely...

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I'm not the slimmest woman, and could probably stand to lose 15-20 pounds. But when I chance to go to Walmart, I feel like a supermodel.

The...

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Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:28 pm
Secret Memo Closes the Case....

Last post by Tom Palven « Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:15 am
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by Tom Palven » Sat Nov 04, 2017 1:23 pm

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..and ends any need for further document release..

... finding that pacifist Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was actually the source of all evil.

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Does military photo-shop constitute disinformation?

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Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:15 am
I have Pyrrho as hostage. Do not call the police.

Last post by Gord « Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:00 am
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:01 pm
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Or I'll let him go.

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Quick, someone call James Bond:

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Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:00 am
What it should be named...

Last post by TJrandom « Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:58 am
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by Nikki Nyx » Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:59 pm
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Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:58 am
The Great Emu War of 1932

Last post by Gawdzilla Sama « Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:26 pm
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by Gord » Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:36 am
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Note: The last two and a half minutes are just an ad, I recommend skipping that part.

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It's the sulphur that's the problem.
... and brimstone. Great complimentary grouping.
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Sat Apr 29, 2017 1:26 pm
Illuminati little league

Last post by Nobrot « Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:12 am
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by Monster » Thu Apr 27, 2017 3:04 pm
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Parents Let Their Kids Name Their Little League Team and Absolutely No One Has Any Regrets

Summary: Kids choose their team's name. They choose...

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:lol:

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Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:12 am
Just a Pleasure Cruise

Last post by Gawdzilla Sama « Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:54 am
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by Tom Palven » Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:29 am

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:mrgreen:

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What? You've never seen a stealth aircraft carrier? :roll:

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Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:54 am
Word Games

Last post by Upton_O_Goode « Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:06 pm

by Upton_O_Goode » Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:06 pm

When I lived in England back in 1981--82, I listened to a BBC program called "My Word." It was just a bunch of literate and witty people...

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Mon Apr 10, 2017 10:06 pm
Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Last post by TJrandom « Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:24 am
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by Gord » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:13 pm
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Take the quiz!

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`Loved ones` includes pets, right?
Only if they have access to A1 steak sauce.

Whew! We just have BBQ sauce...

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Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:24 am
Bad Reviews

Last post by Poodle « Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:12 pm
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by Upton_O_Goode » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:38 pm
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I recall reading a whole book of these at one time. The reviewers sometimes get off some good lines, such as "This is not a book to be lightly...

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That would be just Australian, then.

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Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:12 pm
Didn't find the Profane Comic thread: so Here==> Now x3

Last post by Gord « Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:25 am
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by bobbo_the_Pragmatist » Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:11 pm
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Nice to see a new construct. Somewhat like "Its a sex "x"" (X being whatever the subject of interest or usually lack of interest...

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Those damn underworlders and their upside-down cameras!

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Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:25 am
Intelligent Design alleged boardgame

Last post by Gord « Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:29 am
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by Monster » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:07 pm

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I have nothing to discuss here. I thought this was funny. So I'm smearing it on this forum.

This is an alleged board game by alleged designers Kirk...

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Check out the ratings. It's got 1.4 out of 10. Fifty-five people have given it a rating: one 10, one 6, one 4, one 3, two 2s, and forty-nine 1s....

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Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:29 am
Gilbert Gottfried burns anti-vaxxers

Last post by bobbo_the_Pragmatist « Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:00 am
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by Dave Reitzes » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:41 am

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Gilbert Gottfried busts on anti-vaxxers. "I learned everything I know about autism from Jenny McCarthy."

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Its not who said it.... but what he said. Maybe "humor" can educate the masses if SCIENCE can't?

Whats worse?: 17 cases of autism, or 30...

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Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:00 am
2016: The Movie (Trailer)

Last post by scrmbldggs « Sun Jan 01, 2017 1:35 am
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:15 pm

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Sun Jan 01, 2017 1:35 am
He-larious

Last post by Gord « Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:57 pm
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by Bart Stewart » Thu Dec 15, 2016 5:42 pm
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He

He is everywhere,
in the heavens and in Earth.

He makes the stars shine,
but He cannot be seen.

He is noble, abundant,
and fills the...

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He makes us raise our voices in praise.

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Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:57 pm
John Cleese revokes American Independance

Last post by TJrandom « Sun Nov 20, 2016 3:56 am
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by OlegTheBatty » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:44 pm
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A Letter To the US
from John Cleese

To the citizens of the United States of America, in light of your failure to elect a competent President of the...

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Max Senate "Mack Sennett" Whoops!!. .. well that was embarrassing. I should have double checked that spelling first. :D
Eh, it happens to...

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Sun Nov 20, 2016 3:56 am
I Finally Have a President that I Can be Proud Of!

Last post by Gawdzilla Sama « Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:37 pm
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by Tom Palven » Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:35 pm
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:mrgreen:

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:mrgreen:
Keepin' it real. :roll:

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Fri Nov 11, 2016 1:37 pm
Do You Believe There's Something in the Water?

Last post by TJrandom « Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:19 pm
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by scrmbldggs » Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:04 am

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Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:19 pm
Turkey Should Attack US Targets

Last post by Tom Palven « Wed Aug 31, 2016 7:03 am
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by Tom Palven » Tue Aug 30, 2016 7:13 am
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US Defense Secretary's Standup Act:

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My title, "Turkey Should Attack US Targets" was unclear. "Ash Carter says that Turkey should obey the US" would have been...

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Wed Aug 31, 2016 7:03 am
Enough. Salad.

Last post by Gord « Sun Aug 14, 2016 4:17 am
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by scrmbldggs » Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:50 pm
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Chakras!

with a helping of ...also called "carrion flowers". They are small, spineless, cactus-like succulent plants...The flowers of all...

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Sun Aug 14, 2016 4:17 am
My apologies...

Last post by Gawdzilla Sama « Thu Aug 11, 2016 3:56 pm
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:23 am
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...to those of you I haven't killed yet. It's been buy around here lately. I'll get to you very soon.

For those of you who can't wait, I suggest...

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Well at least they can't say you never
apologized for anything . :mrgreen: :lol:
Yeah, before this I never apologized to a living soul.

Read that...

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Thu Aug 11, 2016 3:56 pm
Predictions!

Last post by scrmbldggs « Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:35 pm
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by Gord » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:47 pm

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It's been a while since the last news flurry over cannibalism. Therefore, I predict a cannibalism case is due to hit the news any time soon! 8-)

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Growing up, my mom often smiled and sang. The only evil she occasionally applied was a sharp tongue or a short meeting with her cooking spoon. For...

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Tue Jul 19, 2016 9:35 pm
Gene drive to kill Zilla.

Last post by Gawdzilla Sama « Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:12 pm
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:44 pm

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"Roddenberry tried, Kelly tried, Autry tried, they all tried."

"Tried and failed?"

"Tried and died!"

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Because cannonballs?
Looks about right. I, sadly, can't be certain. :cry:

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Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:12 pm
You can take it with you

Last post by Poodle « Thu Jun 09, 2016 8:16 pm
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by Gord » Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:33 am
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...if it's a stick and you're catching a flight.

It may look just like any other branch you could find in your local park, but it’s clearly...

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Sticky the Stick.

Yes - it has a certain ring about it.

(On the other hand, so does Sticky McStickface).

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Thu Jun 09, 2016 8:16 pm
Politics According to Marx

Last post by Tom Palven « Sun May 15, 2016 7:48 am

by Tom Palven » Sun May 15, 2016 7:48 am

Not sure that this belongs on the funny pages.

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Sun May 15, 2016 7:48 am
Thready McThreadface

Last post by scrmbldggs « Sun May 08, 2016 6:44 am
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by Poodle » Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:49 pm

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OK - that's the Australians on board. Now we need more international support. Let's face it - Boaty McBoatface would be the best-known exploration...

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:award:

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Sun May 08, 2016 6:44 am
Funny prank

Last post by TJrandom « Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:14 am
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by Aztexan » Sun Apr 10, 2016 8:40 am

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I didn't know where else to put this.
I woke up my wife because I was laughing so hard.

From the story:
"According to police, employees...

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A `joy-stick` is used to sand ceiling and wall sheetrock plaster that has dried over the nail holes and joints. I once took a floor sanding...

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Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:14 am
Every woman should bear only one supernatural child [population problem]

Last post by zeuzzz « Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:32 am
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Apr 10, 2016 9:10 pm

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Superman's parents set the bar.

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Superhuman child gives rise to more fun, even if delivered in supernatural ways. Supernatural could be something lame like can read the minds of...

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Mon Apr 11, 2016 8:32 am
ISIS plotting to relax

Last post by Matthew Ellard « Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:59 pm
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by Lausten » Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:48 pm
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The ever popular Onion nails it once again

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And here's the first evidence of the new-found laid-back approach ...

This is "sort of" pretty big news. ISIS has been shooting...

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Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:59 pm
Seattle Dog Figures Out Buses

Last post by Gord « Sun Dec 20, 2015 7:30 pm
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by digress » Sat Dec 19, 2015 1:45 pm

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this dog takes the bus to the park! :lol:

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Owls are surprisingly stupid. But that's only because we expect them to be wise, and therefore smarter than they actually are.

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Sun Dec 20, 2015 7:30 pm
Do Emoticons Drive Consciousness Over Logic?

Last post by digress « Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:44 pm
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by Major Malfunction » Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:24 am
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:hmm:

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Do Emoticons Drive Consciousness Over Logic? Split from: Male/female brains

do it
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Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:44 pm
Richard Dawkins reads love letters (NSFW)

Last post by Gord « Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:40 pm
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by Monster » Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:43 am
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And by love letters, I mean hate mail. NSFW. Much naughty language is contained therein.

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biatch? biotch? beatch? beotch? beeyotch?

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Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:40 pm
Bob Newhart's awful book interview

Last post by Monster « Tue Nov 17, 2015 2:07 pm
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by Monster » Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:38 am
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This seems appropriate for this site.

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Sorry about the thread title. I was having trouble coming up with a suitable thread title.

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Tue Nov 17, 2015 2:07 pm

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